Thursday, September 16, 2010

Pinwheel Paulie

The classic fauxhauk, rapidly disappearing along with the rest of 2007’s worst douchetributes, has been replaced in 2010 by the Pinfaux.

Pinwheel Paulie demonstrates the new tri-tip hair in all its lameness. And deserves the mock.

Kelly’s giggles are melifluous, and so to honor her for such genetic gifts I would buy her a Mai Tai and awkwardly stroke her pocketbook while she was distracted by her BFF’s texts from her ex.

# posted by douchebag1
9:39 am September, 16 Blunt Hair Fox In This Picture said...

This guy is my hairdresser. I used to carry on a lesbian relationship with boxy but she was like, a lesbian and drank Buld Light Lime. EWWWWW.

9:42 am September, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

While he looks happy to be with her, his left arm betrays; His tense forearm and curled fist beg for the snug, moist inside of Reynaldo’s sphincter.

9:45 am September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Remarkably, Mr. Marcelle’s reflection in the mirrror betrays an even more girlish physique. She makes me happy, in my shorts. Oh youth, why have you left me to begin my drift towards that dark night. Another drink bartender,

9:48 am September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude you so look like a younger, gayer version of David Duchovny. Can I have your autograph? What?

9:56 am September, 16 Troy Tempest said...

he is stage 2 at best. toss him back – we’re looking for bigger fish to fry…

10:10 am September, 16 mr.reeve said...

She looks familiar. She’s been on here before. I can’t put my finger in it, I mean on it. She is hot. 100% natural.

10:10 am September, 16 Captain Garanichode said...

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum…..

10:12 am September, 16 Captain Garanichode said...

I highly suggest he is placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds!

10:18 am September, 16 CBS said...

this guy looks like he just realized his wheelchair is missing.

i would have her hand in my pants to take this pic instead of on her phone which i am sure will soon be used to reach out for the plans to an escape route.

this guy looks hopelessly vacant and the hott is spectacular

10:19 am September, 16 DarkSock said...

The “pinfaux” is cool now? Didn’t see that coming.
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Well, if the douches are going to evoke Ed Grimley then at least it will reverse the saggy pants / SGR trends:
asdfff

10:29 am September, 16 DarkSock said...

Maybe purple jelly dongs will make a comeback soon also.
adsfff

10:44 am September, 16 mr.reeve said...

^ I believe she has one of those in her hand. Ready for Paulie’s lubed up corn hole.

10:47 am September, 16 Anonymous said...

You missed that shoulder gnaw loveliness hiding bottom left.

Gnaw.

10:48 am September, 16 Deltus said...

@DarkSock: the Ed Grimley angle was going to be my first reference. Then Pee Wee Herman. These douches are mimicking characters that were MEANT TO BE MOCKED! Oh Em Gee.

10:57 am September, 16 soy bomb said...

She’s totally bodacious. He seems like a mild-mannered, lower-tiered douche. If he is, in fact, actually banging her…then all the cute little salamanders within a 1,000 ft radius had better take heed. It’s stompin’ time.

10:58 am September, 16 I'm Gumby Damn it said...

I miss Pee-wee and Ed. Miss Yvonne was definitely a hot chick. She made hangovers and chicks blowing me on Saturday mornings more fun. Cowboy Curtis was pretty hot too.

11:04 am September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock

Mecca lecca hi. Mecca hiney ho.

12:16 pm September, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Kelly really is a hott cutie with bang-bangs on her head, a smiley-faced mug, and a slendiferous pair of long legs.

Pinwheel Paulie deserves nothing more (or less) than to be posited on a stick in a one-acre front yard by the state highway, decorating the mound of earth by the mailbox alongside some fading geraniums and marigolds and spinning madly in the wind as vehicles go flying by at 70 mph in 55 zones.

12:25 pm September, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I hate posting late…two prior references to Ed Grimley indicate that I clearly need to start working less and being on the Internet more.

12:28 pm September, 16 Wedgie said...

Are those Ed Grimley’s anal beads she’s holding?

1:01 pm September, 16 tall guy said...

Kelly is the hottness. Paulie barely rates a mention. He’s very try-hard, and while that’s more than enough douche for me, he runs a substandard second to the likes of Tendon Ted, Edgar et al.

1:04 pm September, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Her legs are speaking to me. What they are saying is, “Spread us and eat our luscious cavern”. Or something

1:49 pm September, 16 Captain Garanichode said...

Pee Wee…..coming in a theater near you!

2:31 pm September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This guy is bush league at best. He’s riding the pine until her real douchebag boyfriend comes and twirls him over his head and throws him across the room.

2:32 pm September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Isn’t she the chick in the black dress with the bodacious back curve from a few weeks back? Wheezer, paging Wheezer stat!

3:09 pm September, 16 Southern Scrotic said...

She *is* a sweetie.

3:53 pm September, 16 mr.reeve said...

@Dr. B, I thought so too. Here she is. I am not sure if it is the same chick but it is damn close. /HoH Nominee

7:49 pm September, 16 Steve L. said...

Pinwheel Paulie looks kinda sad. did he fail to land an acting gig for the 857th time?
aww don’t be sad Paulie. you got exactly what you deserved.

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