Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Reader Mail: “The Kleenex Mafia”


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DB1,

here in toronto the two biggest club promoters call themselves Mr. Kleen and the King of Kleen. Their website is a douchebag’s dream come true… coupon discounts to generic douchy locations like the trendy tanning franchise… sunglasses hut, etc.

u may need to dedicate a site to them alone….in fact they are such narcissistic douchebags they wouldn’t know it was mockery. my 69 yr old mom quoted upon being shown their picture…”oh…they’re horrible”

enjoy!
— Canadian ‘Bag Slayer

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I just blew my nose. Good work, CBS. Operation Blame Canada continues.

# posted by douchebag1
12:28 pm September, 7 chaserofthehott said...

Narcissistic Douchebags Link, the blond on the left has the sexiest smile I think I’ve ever seen.

12:35 pm September, 7 mr.reeve said...

Oh Canada, you are filled with douche as we are here in the US of A. Do not try and pretend its “Americans” in these pictures. Own it and mock with us. Those are some long ass legs on the black car. And a giant piece of bird turd too.

12:47 pm September, 7 DarkSock said...

I really do not like this guy.

12:48 pm September, 7 DarkSock said...

Oddly enough, many of us baghunters were called the Kleenex Mafia in our teen years. But for different reasons.

12:50 pm September, 7 Southern Scrotic said...

My gawd, that girl has some legs on her. And a little peek of the black triangle.

12:52 pm September, 7 Tk said...

@mr. reeve
bird poo? I don’t see any bi…OHHHHH!

12:58 pm September, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Club. Canada. Self-named douchemunches.
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I’d rather 69 Canadian ‘Bag Slayer’s mother than set foot in those festering shit holes. But , CBS, please don’t give her my e-mail.

1:04 pm September, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hey CBS’s tell moms she’s right on the money with her quote. I’m sorry she had to witness it. It’s a shame that Canada has gone the way of the douche. The contagion knows no geographical boundaries. The only redeeming part of this pic is the “leave a little to the imagination skirt hike reveal” She’s HOTT!!! and he is pure D-Bag a classic interpretation of the HCwDB.

1:08 pm September, 7 Mr. White said...

I’ve seen masonry saws with duller blades than this guy’s schnoz.
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And I’ve seen millipedes with a lower leg length to body ratio than this chick. Yowza.

1:15 pm September, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If one is that offended by these Canucks, why not just send some Canada geese over to honk at them and drop green poo all over their place.

1:38 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is the girl leaning up against somebody else’s car Mr. Kleen or the King of Kleen. Definitely a dude or one of these faggots. There are no clubs to promote in Toronto except for the tranny ones.

As a man of the cloth, can I get a sponsor for my Green Card. I renounce the Queen and Satan and French Canadians if that helps.

1:39 pm September, 7 wonderdouche twin said...

Hmmm
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so these two are the real Wonderdouche Twins?
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Take the form of AXE body spray SCHWINGGGGG, take the form a horses ass SCHWINGGGGGG.

1:50 pm September, 7 Choadthedouchesprocket said...

My 86 year old mother wanted to know where the blond on the right gets her botox and lift treatments, and my 17 year old, partially clad, glistening with sweat pool boy asked me for Mr. Kleen’s phone #….

1:54 pm September, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Good lord. As I’m emerging slowly from the dizzy cocoon of general anesthesia, I make the mistake of coming here to see what you kids are up to. And I stumble upon these Kleen dudes. Holy shit. Never even mind the douche signifiers. The Douche Aura Is SO strong, I can smell it through the wads of cotton packed into my skull, the little bit of peach smoothie I was able to down is churning in my guts, ready for launch all over the monitor. Horrible indeed, Mama CBS. Now get yourself a handle and a gravitar, stat. We need more of your kind in here.

2:48 pm September, 7 Steve L. said...

this is what happens when a city tries too hard to be New York.

4:48 pm September, 7 Sack O Douche said...

Fuck these two Canadian assholes. I would love to have those long legs wrapped around my head.

5:20 pm September, 7 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Dudley Douche-Wrong and Scrotely Douche-lash

6:00 pm September, 7 Wedgie said...

Moms has it right. Horrible. Or in my Mom’s words, “Whorrable”. You go, old girl.

6:00 pm September, 7 Wedgie said...

BTW, Wedgie thinks the brunette’s skirt in the pic above is not short enough.

7:52 pm September, 7 Guid is Good said...

Right on 69’er Mom. Did I get that right?

9:34 pm September, 7 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

Somewhere theres a giraffe in a wheelchair, holy shit those pins just keep going. My mother always said if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all, I guess even she would call these fuckers douchey cunts.

10:41 pm September, 7 Douchie Arnaz said...

Nottadouche. And Jesus, what a woman.

6:14 am September, 8 MoeDouche said...

Canadian ‘Bag Slayer is right. Their site is really full of DBs w/Hotts. I stopped the first gallery’s slideshow after 30 seconds. Depressing to see…

11:54 am September, 8 Bag Margera said...

Pure Toronto Metro Bags. As I’ve said before, their are many types of douchebags here in Toronto, as it is one of the most diverse cities in the world. This type of bag reigns supreme. Every night they take the city by force, and snatch unsuspecting hotties off their drunken lounge couches. They dress like this to make it look like they’re rich, but it’s a club promoting facade. They even have their own canadian television program called “Keys to the VIP”. I’m pleased to report that Toronto is fighting to take back the city from it’s suburban surrounding nightclub pudwacks. We have already converted many of the former clubs into lofts and warehouses, and the club promotions business is forced to pan out more every year. That leaves us open for a rise in artsy loft puds, but as I’ve said before, Toronto is a delicate ecosystem, and sometimes you need to put up with loft puds to avoid the rancid modern yuppies like Mr. Kleen here.

8:03 am September, 13 spc said...

oh my god.

left blonde and car brunette don just need more photos, they need websites devoted to tracking their every movement.

perfect.

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