Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Soxnard

Meh, I’m deleting Fester on account of too much potential gaybaggery and moving us on to Soxnard.

Soxnard’s lumpiness hitting on the quality purity of Shots Girl Sue reminds me.

Did I remember to grease the alpacas in time for their ritual scrotum shearing?

It’s a vague association. More thematic than literal. Because scrotum shearing alpacas is not gay. It’s theraputic.

# posted by douchebag1
1:18 pm September, 21 douche bagel said...

damnit i had great links for chad including a shot of him in action with that glove at the farm
http://agritech.tnau.ac.in/animal_husbandry/images/AI-.jpg

1:18 pm September, 21 mr.reeve said...

From gaybag to modelbag. I think modelbag has his abs painted on.
I see all natural boobies.

1:20 pm September, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I would shear my alpaca except all it’s hairs been burned off.

1:21 pm September, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Ears tucked into hats is gangsta. I should know because I have some serious wax factories on the sides of my head.
He kinds looks like Shane Victorino (on steroids).

1:37 pm September, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When your tits are bigger than your girlfriends, time to lay off the roids and hgh.

1:39 pm September, 21 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Gotta love cute blond with “Doh!” eyes. 🙂

1:56 pm September, 21 Captain Garanichode said...

They took the silver metal in the third annual motorboat 69 competition.

2:02 pm September, 21 Sack O Douche said...

Man, I sure would love to tittie fuck……….him! I mean her.

2:12 pm September, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Brazilian/Portuguese beauty should heed the warning sign in the background and escape before she before his moob crushs her other boob

2:18 pm September, 21 Steve L. said...

hey i missed Fester! this is what you get when you’re in welding school.

2:20 pm September, 21 Steve L. said...

also, flattening the noses of douchebags (such as and especially Soxnard) is not gay. it’s therapeutic.

2:26 pm September, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Much like the White Sox cheated the Reds out of a 1919 World Series win, this guy is cheating me out of a douche-free Tuesday. Nicely played, douchebag, nicely played.

2:29 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey. They were just named Mr. and Miss. Cinque De Mayo 2011. Let the kids have some fun.

2:32 pm September, 21 Fatness said...

I don’t think that’s a Sox cap. Says something like “Stained Urp”. That’s his prize for taking three in the mouth at once.
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Blondie’s funbags are 99-44/100% pure. Take that dress off and we’re at 100%.
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Mr. SH. Sorry to hear about the alpaca. Glad to see you’re back in the saddle. (been through one too many hurricanes, myself…but my alpaca just got wet)

2:54 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

What’s she holding? A home made Fleshlight made out of a peanut butter sandwich and Hefty Bag?

3:59 pm September, 21 Fatness said...

A dildo for Furries?

5:53 pm September, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Sorry to see Fester go, he was a real fister with that plastic arm covering like a long glove up to his wrist. But I just could not get a post to go through. And his hottie Suzanne sure could have used some more padding under her decollete.

6:01 pm September, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Okay, so let’s go with the new flow.
Now, Soxnard’moobies are bigger’n hers.
That’s milkin’ a gal for all she’s worth. Total douche.

6:13 pm September, 21 Troy Tempest said...

If you took both of their brains and shoved them up a gnat’s ass, they ‘d roll around like BB’s in a boxcar.

7:18 pm September, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

There is little that makes me cringe like any kind of White Sox garb. It is always on a total gangsterdouche or just a regulation clubdouche. Yeah, they won the world series 5 years ago. Yeah, well, any dumbass who did something for 75 years would eventually get it it right once.

9:15 pm September, 21 Fatness said...

^ so how, then, do you explain the Cubs?
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Troy…excellent. Still laughing.

9:50 pm September, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Jeesh, I wasn’t even thinking about the White Sox (Or the Cubbies) when I saw that caption Soxnard. Just Oxnard, CA and maybe something about retards and douchery.

9:51 pm September, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’d invite Soxnard to join my jug band as the washboard strummer, but she’s disqualified for lack of voluminous jugs. We like ’em basso profundo.

11:48 pm September, 21 Wheezer said...

I think it says “Swole Up” – I’ve been wrong before, though.

5:22 am September, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Referring to her as a “blonde” is expanding the genre beyond reasonable boundaries. Also, she has Miss Piggy’s face.

http://blingingbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/miss-piggy.jpg

6:40 am September, 22 Deltus said...

The more I look at her, the less hott she becomes.

9:04 am September, 22 Dex said...

It’s like if Howie Mandel overdosed on ‘roids and wasn’t afraid to touch people!

10:05 am September, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks like he has Furby embryos gestating in his right cheek. I believe she is hold the birthing device for the glorious moment. Little known medical fact: an alpaca’s foreleg must be used as the birthing canal for a Furby. It has to be inserted withing a few millimeters of the embryos or they’ll die trying to chew their way out. Either way it’s a win-win situation for all of us.

2:21 am September, 29 Pantherdouche said...

@Deltus Actually she’s pretty fucking hot. She works as a stage assistant/dancer in a Brazilian TV show called Panico, and also as a model and former playmate. Look her up, Juju Paniquete or Juliana Salimeni. Pretty fucking hot. Too bad she’s hanging out with such douchewads. She looks very sweet. Cheers

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