Thursday, September 9, 2010

Ted Tags a Wrestlerbag

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DB1,

I have to be careful with this one.

It comes from a party that my buddy went to with his girlfriend. The guy in the pic is some random guy that is a friend of my buddy’s girl.

As for the picture one cannot help but wonder why anyone would wear a speedo with drawstrings. Correct me if I’m wrong, but is he holding one of those little energy packets?

As for the lady, isn’t there something really hot about a girl that flips the elastic band on her shorts? Hers even have drawstrings on the hip. Very nice.

– Ted
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You’ve tagged a standard stage-2 Wrestlerbag wannabe in the wild. Not overwhelmingly douchey, but enough to qualify for the mock. And the lady’s flip-band is, indeed, cocoa butter worthy.

No Performative Leniency Exemption here for the Wrestlerbag. Good tag, Ted.

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am September, 9 Lord Douchebag's Lady said...

That’s American Typhus!! The image of his speedo wrapped (non)package has been burned into my memory… I need to use the eyewash station now

11:45 am September, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m going to raise your Stage 2 to a Stage 3 based on the incredible amount of anabolics this douchebag is pumping through his system for no other reason than to be big. That and the fuccen gay Speedon’t.

11:48 am September, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Isn’t this the same pudwank that was
American Typhus ?

11:48 am September, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Huh…why do I suddenly want to untie her draw string, pull those shorts down, and place them of RAWbag head and cover his eyes, then tie the draw string around his ears very tight? and also to tie his speedo strings around something…nearby?

11:49 am September, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

And make off with the delicious hottie, while RAWbag tries to figure out what happened.

11:51 am September, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

@LDL
It’s the same chick too at least now we get to see her goods.

11:57 am September, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Ted, I was at that party, too. The best part was the Pat Benatar tribute band , Kneel To My Giraldo

12:01 pm September, 9 Choadthedouchesprocket said...

Sexy pic Vin Douchal….got any more? It’s a slow office day, and I need to relieve…er…uh…some tension.
Now where are those kleenex?

12:05 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

Yep, as Lord Douchebag’s Lady and Et Tu Douche? said, it’s “American Typhus.”
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Same tiny Speedos that make his field mouse cockk look bigger, same generic barb wire tatt…..and beware the double Ren & Stimpy jab…..

12:07 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

Might even be the same snuggle hott, sans Captain’s cap and t-shirt. Her face and ab reveal are most welcome, too.

12:08 pm September, 9 Battlescrote Galactica said...

The drawstring is to keep his roid-shrunk raisin nuts from dropping out of his Eurotard briefs and being eaten by birds. Nice uninspired, clip art, tattoo flash, “picked it directly off the wall” armband too!

12:19 pm September, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jeez, you’d think none of us has every seen a siemen sipper borrow a tampon from his bff. That’s what he’s holding in his left hand, isn’t it? “He” uses it to stop the chafing of “his” engorged clitoris against the Speedo. That’s what the East German women did, right?

12:34 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He was carved from the Guiness certified
largest piece of extra fat corned beef ever assembled in Brazil.

12:35 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Greg “The Ham” Valentine.

12:35 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sulk Hogan.

12:41 pm September, 9 Amerigo Vesoduchey said...

Where did his testicles go?

12:45 pm September, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Neuter Boy Dickless Flair

12:48 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Nacho Man.

12:48 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ken Shamrock Shake.

12:49 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Andre The Giant Turd

1:15 pm September, 9 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

The Junkyard Choad
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Superfag Jimmy Schmucka
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The Iron Freak

1:20 pm September, 9 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

The Ultimate Whorier
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The Shart Foundation
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Hacksaw Jim Douchin’

1:42 pm September, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Underoo-taker

1:49 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Diamond Dallas Rage

1:58 pm September, 9 tall guy said...

definite stage 3. imagine how this insensitive moron grunts when he’s pounding away at some poor unfortunate female who he managed to wrangle. oh, the horror.

2:08 pm September, 9 champ said...

YOU GUYS ARE THE DOUCEBAGS NOT THEM!
they have girlfriends and great bodies and all you have is your computer and a fleshlight.
i bet 99% of you all are still virgins lmao

2:20 pm September, 9 douche bagel said...

actually my fleshlight is a computer and according to it i am no longer a virgin

2:28 pm September, 9 C. Everett Koop said...

Brutus ‘The BumBoy” Beefcake.

2:28 pm September, 9 C. Everett Koop said...

Brett “The Tittied Man” HArt

2:29 pm September, 9 C. Everett Koop said...

Rowdy Roddy PoopoPirate

2:31 pm September, 9 mr.reeve said...

Choady Choady Piper

2:31 pm September, 9 Wedgie said...

Dude needs to work on his traps some more. I can still see his neck.
Same guy with the Sansabelt banana hammock from the other day. Typhus? I think that was him. That’s not an energy pack, it’s powdered Anavar. Gotta keep juicin’ up to look good in that marble bag.

2:34 pm September, 9 mr.reeve said...

As we suspected American Typhus’ woman is a hottie indeed. And the Wrestlerbag should look into looser and baggier swimming attire.

He’s hung like a chipmunk.

2:39 pm September, 9 mr.reeve said...

I think Blue Blockers have become the sunglasses of choice for the bags. Anyone else?

3:05 pm September, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

The Underwearer

Rowdy Roddy Doesnt-Wiper

Coco Bequeer

3:11 pm September, 9 DarkSock said...

When did they start putting draw strings on boy’s briefs? And shouldn’t they be dredging the lake in the background for the kid he took those from?

3:20 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Wedgie

“still see his neck.” Beer spew on keyboard.

George ” The Anusol” Steele.

3:33 pm September, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

JWD – Junk Yard Douche

Ivan Pootsky

Guido Sammartino

Chief Jerz Strongchoad

Mil Mascarasshole

3:51 pm September, 9 C. Everett Koop said...

She is not a dude.

4:06 pm September, 9 Fuck You said...

^ Find a new site. And fuck you, Tranny Seeker!

4:27 pm September, 9 Steve said...

Guy looks like Batista.

4:37 pm September, 9 CBS said...

there was a little bit of hate expressed above. it’s all in good fun guy. yes champ…it is very impressive when someone works out hard at the gym and gets into good shape…but why is someone doing that? if it is low self-esteem…an idea perhaps supported by generic and gigantic tribal tatts, ridiculously tacky bling and sunglasses so big and stupid looking they make you look like you have a shrunken retard skull…then probably yes you are in great shape because you are a douchebag. henry rollins works out and has a chiseled body…but he also knows how to read, and enjoys reading books, educating himself about the world around him, training in martial arts disciplines, writing, knowing what chess piece moves a certain way, being able to tie his shoelaces without counting out loud and making music. the truth is a douchebag is not a guy in great shape with hot girls…a douchebag is a fucking loser who got into great shape because they would have absolutely nothing noteworthy about themselves otherwise. unfortunately many hotts are technically mansoul (weak personalities)…so they gravitate toward colossal fags (i will define fag as weak personalities..a weak person will get sucked into things that strong ppl wont…vis-a-vis douchebags being quite homo in many significant ways) but just remember…it is all in good fun. and i fuck hotter pussy than these chicks because amazingly the best looking women on the planet are actually usually pretty strong, smart and secure. THANK GOD!!! i would only rail these bitches bc i am a red blooded str8 man…i would not date them. personality-wise 99% of them are worthless scum as much as the guys…hate to put this in print. i love the way pornstars look 2 but they are pretty worthless as well..for money they do anything…suck dogs, horses, do teams of midgets, rape sim, hot lunch, turkey juice watersports, voice work for anime child rape fantasy, incest retard baby creation fantasy and the works. i think we really can agree if we are intelligent here that this is piss poor. at least we got something out of it tho…just imagine worthless whores were ugly..now that would be tragic. i support these women with a kind of salute because it comes natural but i hang my head in shame on many occasions and def look for something a lot better in my real life. as for douchebag guys i just put down all the time..out loud…to their face..after they stepped…in front of the hotts. and the hotts stick with them bc they are alike. so champ dont feel threatened..it is good news for you..lots of weak women inside great bodies…they are for you…but you all are for us…in HELL…mwahahahahaha

6:18 pm September, 9 soy bomb said...

there was a little bit of hate expressed above. it’s all in good fun guy. yes champ…it is very impres…wait, wait, wait a second! Sorry, CBS typed exactly what I was about to type!
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LOL, how embarrassing! Totally crazy man!!!!!!!

6:56 pm September, 9 Steve L. said...

so what happens if you are NOT careful with this one, Ted? your buddy’s girl won’t introduce drop dead gorgeous ladies for you to fawn and drool over? is that what this pussyfooting with douchebags will get you? HUH?!






yeah you got a point. be real careful, dude.

9:35 pm September, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

What’s the point of a great muscled bod when your package is the size of two Sugar-Snap peas and a peapod? And WHY are you showing it off in a drawstring SPEEDO?
Like fakely acquired boobies, your anabolic steroid muscles are fake girth. Oh yeah, they’re really t h e r e…but the effort to put them t h e r e…just makes you look like a gruntin’ silverback gorilla.
Now, go climb a tree and make a branch nest for the night.

10:01 pm September, 9 Canadian Pharmacy said...

Imagine how this insensitive smiles when he beat out some poor unfortunate woman who was able to fight.

10:52 pm September, 9 Fatness said...

Hey Canadian Pharmacy ^ since you’re here, I need 1000 Ativan, stat.

11:02 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

“The American Bad Dream” Dusty Choads

11:02 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

Crusty^^

11:10 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

2:08 pm
September, 9
champ said…
YOU GUYS ARE THE DOUCEBAGS NOT THEM!
they have girlfriends and great bodies and all you have is your computer and a fleshlight.
i bet 99% of you all are still virgins lmao
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DAMN IT! You fuccen slackers need to get the hell off your computers!
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Look, chump, if you’re going to dole out the clichés, you do not go fuccen halfway with that shit! You absolutely must refer to us as “jealous haters” and make cracks about how we live in our parents’ basements!
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Damn! When are you fuccen dillweeds going to quit saying “Whatever” and “Don’t worry about it” and learn to pay fuccen attention to detail?!?!?
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YOU ARE WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

11:31 pm September, 9 Baleen said...

The Choad Warriors

11:32 pm September, 9 Baleen said...

Abdulla the Fluffer

11:33 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

Triple Preparation H

11:35 pm September, 9 Baleen said...

@ Wheeze
What champ’s trying to say is that we hatters are the Andy Kaufman to his Jerry Lawler.
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Or something like that.

11:37 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

Verne Gagme

7:31 am September, 10 DarkSock said...

I didn’t get a fleshlight….?

12:57 pm September, 10 Anonymous said...

Let’s face it, it’s been a while since we’ve seen a tribal armband.

12:59 pm September, 10 party said...

Ah yes, this knuckle-dragging scrote wank works out at my gym in Dallas. Indeed, he is quite the physical specimen, as is his hott who follows him around giving him the much needed power-lifting spotting that only a dainty female can provide. At one point, I witnessed him lift two 150 lb. dumbells and proceed to carry them around the full length of the gym, and then put them right back, releasing grunts reminiscent of primordial cavemen the entire way. New advanced cardio/weight training regimen? No. Because he could? Absolutely.

6:17 pm September, 10 MoeDouche said...

I bet ya that he takes a back-door pass and LIKES IT!

9:34 am September, 12 d-d-douche said...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS LEG?! I mean, right thigh. Seriously.

8:56 pm September, 14 Loseweightpermanently said...

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