Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The ‘Baggle Axe Trading Card

HCwDB’s own Battlescrote Gallactica has taken inspiration from an old Garbage Pail Kids card to create a tribute to HCwDB near-monthly-winner The Baggle Axe.

Excellent work, B.G. A brilliant mock.

A few years ago, the great Jean Claude Van Douche similarly created a number of HCwDB Trading Cards, including The Oompa Prompa, The Ghoulbag and a brilliant one for The Gator that I can’t find because I’m a technical luddite (A URC of ‘Train to the first ‘bag hunter who links to it).

Have a fun HCwDB photoshop idea?

Create it and send it on in to HCwDB, and you could win… a new car!*

* New car not included.

# posted by douchebag1
12:13 pm September, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Best I can do is a draw a stick figure. Nice work, artiste. JCVD has great talent, too .

Speaking of talent , skinny, pretty redheads with nice boobs are also high on the awesome scale.
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BTW, does anyone know the redhead’s name?

12:18 pm September, 8 Mr. White said...

Nice work.
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Can we get one with no bags, but just the Marissa Sisters?

12:39 pm September, 8 DarkSock said...

Do Snooki next!
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You’re gonna need a bigger card…
asdfadsfd

1:04 pm September, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The Snookie card comes with a cyonide caplet.
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Damn work. Back in Wisconsin for labor negotiations. Working out this contract is like passing a globetrotter through my anal glands.

1:13 pm September, 8 DarkSock said...

Could be worse; you could be the one responsible for tending to Snooki’s hatchet wound.

1:24 pm September, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snooki’s fat gash must be filled with cobwebs, dust, and spiders like the witch on Bugs Bunny. Nobody of sane mind and undiseased body would touch that ape.

1:32 pm September, 8 mr.reeve said...

That’s fantastic photo shopping there Battlescrote.
Now photo shop Snooki off the fucking planet please. Thanks.

1:58 pm September, 8 Sack O Douche said...

That is the worse thing I have ever seen on this site. Thanks DarkSock.
Battlescrote, good work.

2:18 pm September, 8 Mr. White said...

@darksock
Damn you. For penance, may you be reincarned as that swath of leopard-print fabric responsible for holding the tentacles inside Snooki’s genitalia.

2:18 pm September, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

I still swear I’m gonna do the Douchebag Last Supper.

2:36 pm September, 8 massengill said...

Atta boy, Battlescrote Galactica.
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Damn, Snooki goes to the beach and eats unattended children? I’d have watch the Jersey Shore by now if I knew that.

2:38 pm September, 8 massengill said...

I guess she claimed the child’s Nerf football as some sort of trophy?

3:53 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I just typed “fat brown nasty” into the Google and it came up with this. I’m assuming it’s a before picture of the Snookster.

5:01 pm September, 8 Sack O Douche said...

Snookie is hot! I bet you wish you were this horse DarkSock. I know it.

6:19 pm September, 8 fatness said...

That horse is wishing he’d climbed onto the glue factory truck instead of taking the playground gig.

8:04 pm September, 8 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Thanks for posting that Boss & thanks to all for the props!… Soon as I saw that old GPK card I knew it was destined to become the Baggle Axe! …The mock continues.

8:51 pm September, 8 Stephanie said...

Mr. Scrotato Head must work for Harley. I hope things work out for you guys.
Maybe a Wacky Packages if Axe Spray…hmmm…

10:00 pm September, 8 Steve L. said...

that helmet looks so Baggle-like my brain just cleaved through its own corpus callosum in honor of the Axe.
and by honor i mean hatter.

and why is “callosum” is red-lined by my Firefox spellchecker? you illiterate fucker of a spellchecker.

10:02 pm September, 8 Steve L. said...

too many “ises” is never a good thing.

1:51 am September, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sometimes I wish I could poop out my penis hole.
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Just to see what it feels like.

1:54 am September, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And though I’ve never inserted anything in my own anus (much less a penis), I’ve regularly imagined what it feels like to get fucked in the ass.
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I would think it feels somewhat akin to “reverse constipation”. Think about it for a second.

1:59 am September, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...
2:00 am September, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oops.
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Check out this hot ass pear!
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Wooo!

2:07 am September, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oh, and soccer is gay.

2:08 am September, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Actually, that might be Aussie Rules Football.
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Whatever. Same thing.

6:16 am September, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Good on ya, Battlescrote Gallactica!

8:13 am September, 9 Baleen said...

Nice work sir. Now you must shop a version of Wacky Packages featuring some douchey product.

10:33 am September, 11 IP Camera said...

Excellent piece of writing, l quite agree with your submission. I will subscribe to your rss to keep up.

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