Monday, September 27, 2010

The Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer decided to take his talents to South Beach and hit on the skinny but ginormiously jiggle enhanced Chiquitas, while voting in the HCwDB of the Week.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:29 am September, 27 Blinded by the Shite said...

That looks like my glass-bottomed boat.

11:31 am September, 27 douche bagel said...

looking at douche through rose colored glasses

11:32 am September, 27 douche bagel said...

taints judgement

11:35 am September, 27 Wheezer said...

Hair extensions are not hott.

11:39 am September, 27 Wedgie said...

Wow, those Realdolls ™ are getting closer and closer to the real thing. And by real thing, I mean surgically enhanced bleeths with a dozen or two after-market parts.
Although, in the interest of fairness, I am an admitted proponent of bolt-on boobies. I must have been bottle-fed as a baby.

11:59 am September, 27 tall guy said...

What gets me about these bikini-clad, overly made-up skanks is the fact that they’re absolutely, positively unlikely to ever go into the water. I mean, if they did all their make-up would run, right?
And the Cleveland Steamer’s sunglasses are repulsive.
Nice titties on blond bleeth though.

12:27 pm September, 27 Eliza Douchecoo said...

God bless these ladies, and may a Catholic priest bless the Cleveland Steamer, amen.

12:27 pm September, 27 douchesquire said...

Looks like an add for the new sunglases craze sweeping the Jerz and Scottsdale- “Doucheblockers”

Wear em and even YOU cant tell you’re a Douche!

The rapping dredlocked street performer was busy, so they got stuck using this crew.

12:28 pm September, 27 mr.reeve said...

Paid to Pose Chiquitas, the one on the right is outstanding. Bleeth or no bleeth.
When did Kool Moe Dee type sunglasses come back in style?

12:30 pm September, 27 DarkSock said...

Fool Moe Dee

12:36 pm September, 27 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Kind of a shame Cleveland’s already going severely bald at the tender age of 22. Or is that supposed to be a mohawk?
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The competition for guys to pose with must be pretty sorry– that dude in the background has bigger love handles than I do.

12:39 pm September, 27 douche bagel said...

Tool Moe Dee

12:41 pm September, 27 mr.reeve said...

Drool Moe Dee
Pool Moe Dee
Not sure either work but f*ck it.

12:49 pm September, 27 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

The seismic mullet of a balding anus-chafe in it’s prime!
.
I’ll take two robo-bleeths and a bottle of anything… to go….

12:51 pm September, 27 CBS said...

The difference between providence and wisdom as I see it is that providence pertains to the ability to use knowledge in order to increase success in life, while wisdom pertains to the ability to use knowledge in order to increase worth in life.
these ‘bags are sometimes phenoms in the area of providence but they are all fools.

1:01 pm September, 27 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Sir Steamer begs for poop chute insertion of oblongated objects such as an artisan gourd, a broken hockey stick, or a 1961 Chrysler Imperial with only WD-40 as it’s guide.

1:04 pm September, 27 system of douche said...

Steamer is sporting the fellating handlebar ears. He USED to have hair above them, but grass don’t grow on a busy street, yo.

Hippy chick is all about peace and silicone.

Blondie is doing it for me. Between the pose, the cut out swimsuit, the ignoration of Steamer, and the hair draped over the mamms, I have possibly found my next stalking victim.

1:06 pm September, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Holy crap. Two girls, one cunt.

1:18 pm September, 27 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I didn’t know Jeff Garcia was picked up by the Cadavaliers…

1:27 pm September, 27 mr.reeve said...

That Jeff Garcia sure can pull some tail…..

1:44 pm September, 27 Deltus said...

I’d turkey slap either bleeth’s tittays, as long as I could boil my junk in bleach afterwards.

3:27 pm September, 27 Horace Dangleballs said...

The star and crescent tattoo on his right hand suggests that Steamer is a Muslim…

News flash for you, Ismail… those two are NOT virgins.

4:18 pm September, 27 anonymouse said...

I had to come back here after brazilian emo hulk for some mental floss. Boooobies.

5:02 pm September, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The Cleveland Steamer has nothing over the Detroit Fairy, er Ferry .And while we’re digging for clams, cleavite and side-boob in the same pail are thick, juicy tit, er, tid-bits.

7:27 pm September, 27 system of douche said...

Re: anonymouse: I too came back here after the Emo turd, to look at something more natural and wholesome.

10:00 pm September, 27 Steve L. said...

is Cleveland insinuating that it has douchier douchebags than what Miami has to offer?
i shudder to think of such possibilities.

11:03 pm September, 27 Stephanie said...

The Indian on the right needs to takem large white man and bleachbottle babe scalp.

12:06 am September, 28 Baleen said...

Meanwhile, Buffalo Beast takes a long awaited piss in some douchebag’s wine bucket.

12:37 am September, 28 DoucheBigue said...

I beg to differ: Clara on the right doesn’t seem to be enhanced, but rather has those perfect firm perky bosoms

1:05 am September, 28 Darth Doucheous said...

Lebron James jerseys should be autodouche

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