Monday, September 27, 2010
The Cleveland Steamer
The Cleveland Steamer decided to take his talents to South Beach and hit on the skinny but ginormiously jiggle enhanced Chiquitas, while voting in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
That looks like my glass-bottomed boat.
looking at douche through rose colored glasses
taints judgement
Hair extensions are not hott.
Wow, those Realdolls ™ are getting closer and closer to the real thing. And by real thing, I mean surgically enhanced bleeths with a dozen or two after-market parts.
Although, in the interest of fairness, I am an admitted proponent of bolt-on boobies. I must have been bottle-fed as a baby.
What gets me about these bikini-clad, overly made-up skanks is the fact that they’re absolutely, positively unlikely to ever go into the water. I mean, if they did all their make-up would run, right?
And the Cleveland Steamer’s sunglasses are repulsive.
Nice titties on blond bleeth though.
God bless these ladies, and may a Catholic priest bless the Cleveland Steamer, amen.
Looks like an add for the new sunglases craze sweeping the Jerz and Scottsdale- “Doucheblockers”
Wear em and even YOU cant tell you’re a Douche!
The rapping dredlocked street performer was busy, so they got stuck using this crew.
Paid to Pose Chiquitas, the one on the right is outstanding. Bleeth or no bleeth.
When did Kool Moe Dee type sunglasses come back in style?
Fool Moe Dee
Kind of a shame Cleveland’s already going severely bald at the tender age of 22. Or is that supposed to be a mohawk?
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The competition for guys to pose with must be pretty sorry– that dude in the background has bigger love handles than I do.
Tool Moe Dee
Drool Moe Dee
Pool Moe Dee
Not sure either work but f*ck it.
The seismic mullet of a balding anus-chafe in it’s prime!
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I’ll take two robo-bleeths and a bottle of anything… to go….
The difference between providence and wisdom as I see it is that providence pertains to the ability to use knowledge in order to increase success in life, while wisdom pertains to the ability to use knowledge in order to increase worth in life.
these ‘bags are sometimes phenoms in the area of providence but they are all fools.
Sir Steamer begs for poop chute insertion of oblongated objects such as an artisan gourd, a broken hockey stick, or a 1961 Chrysler Imperial with only WD-40 as it’s guide.
Steamer is sporting the fellating handlebar ears. He USED to have hair above them, but grass don’t grow on a busy street, yo.
Hippy chick is all about peace and silicone.
Blondie is doing it for me. Between the pose, the cut out swimsuit, the ignoration of Steamer, and the hair draped over the mamms, I have possibly found my next stalking victim.
Holy crap. Two girls, one cunt.
I didn’t know Jeff Garcia was picked up by the Cadavaliers…
That Jeff Garcia sure can pull some tail…..
I’d turkey slap either bleeth’s tittays, as long as I could boil my junk in bleach afterwards.
The star and crescent tattoo on his right hand suggests that Steamer is a Muslim…
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News flash for you, Ismail… those two are NOT virgins.
I had to come back here after brazilian emo hulk for some mental floss. Boooobies.
The Cleveland Steamer has nothing over the Detroit Fairy, er Ferry .And while we’re digging for clams, cleavite and side-boob in the same pail are thick, juicy tit, er, tid-bits.
Re: anonymouse: I too came back here after the Emo turd, to look at something more natural and wholesome.
is Cleveland insinuating that it has douchier douchebags than what Miami has to offer?
i shudder to think of such possibilities.
The Indian on the right needs to takem large white man and bleachbottle babe scalp.
Meanwhile, Buffalo Beast takes a long awaited piss in some douchebag’s wine bucket.
I beg to differ: Clara on the right doesn’t seem to be enhanced, but rather has those perfect firm perky bosoms
Lebron James jerseys should be autodouche