Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Nihilists

They vill have the lingenberger pancakes.

# posted by douchebag1
11:33 am September, 23 Wheezer said...

I will remove polkahott’s bottom to investigate the rest of that little tatt she has – mustn’t have any creeping virus growing from it, after all, from contact with these asspuds.
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And then I will remove her top to see if she has anything on her tiny (yet very responsive to touch) boobies.
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It’s my service to hottkind.

11:37 am September, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

That must be exhausting.

11:37 am September, 23 Troy Tempest said...

the hitler youth turn hedonists. These people suck.

11:43 am September, 23 Troy Tempest said...

@MEdusa – no shit. IF the camera is tilted counter clockwise, then the lawn at the right should be down right, not up right. But if the camera is tilted clockwise, then they would all have to be leaning like crazy to make that angle. This is making my head hurt.

11:45 am September, 23 Vin Douchal said...

As the hostile odor reached Rico’s nostrils he turned just in time to see from where the lethal odor eminated…. “Damn you, Jeff Bridges, why do you have to be so awesome ?” he whispered with his last breath

11:53 am September, 23 DarkSock said...

They should be forced into a corner and pelted with severed toes.
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I hate Nihilists; they’re Shibas-rollers.

11:54 am September, 23 douche bagel said...

clamp your arms down a little tighter to push out your girly biceps you fucking ass clown dildo! sprechen sie deutsch faggot lick my nuts. sans the torture, thirty ought six to the dome stat for these taint spreads. spare the polka dot and feed the rest to swine

11:54 am September, 23 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Miror specs and little girl pecs, Hanz and Franz need new neck tattoos applied with a golf shoe. Bug eye’s naval looks like a decent scrote snot reservoir and Polka-Kini could easily earn a dose of nut butter if she keeps grinning at me like that……

11:59 am September, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These guys are the douchebag versions of The Sprockets.

12:01 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

death by explosive diarrhea

12:03 pm September, 23 Jesse Katsopolis said...

POO

12:03 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

Left Bag’s chest is more sunken in than downtown San Bruno.
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What? Too soon?

12:09 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

With all the retouching done to this photo you’d have thought they would have at least made the boobs bigger.
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I’ll leave it to you to decide which boobs I’m talking about.
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Yup, talking about the dudes.

12:16 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken he has Chilean miners trapped in it.

12:21 pm September, 23 Justin said...

We cut off your johnson! We care about nahsing!!

12:22 pm September, 23 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@ DarkSock 12:16:

Well played. And timely.

I was going to say I thought the housing bubble collapsed on his chest and left that crater, but I bow to your superior wit.

Also, is tat-boy carrying a manpurse? What’s that strap attached to?

12:22 pm September, 23 Justin said...

His chest is so sunken, he gets the bends when shaving it.

12:23 pm September, 23 Anonymous said...

WHO ARE THE NIHILISTS NOW, YOU BUNCHA DOUCHEBAGS?!

12:26 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

the strap is attached to his colon wench

12:28 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

*winch dipstick.
fuccen jameson is killing me today

12:32 pm September, 23 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@ douche bagel, 12:28 pm

Jenna or the tripled-distilled blend? Regardless, what a way to go!

12:40 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken he has to clean it with a tampon.

12:40 pm September, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I choose to believe that I have not seen this photo and that if I did they are all horrifying. Fucking gun registry.

12:40 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken the girls go to him for a tit f*ck.

12:41 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken he gets stuck to pregnant women.

12:42 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken when he swims he goes in a circle.

12:42 pm September, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His chest is so sunken it could fit my balls and Mrs. Kroeger’s fat ass.

12:42 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken they’re finding new species of sea creatures in it every day.

12:42 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken if it rains on him while he’s sunbathing he can’t get up.

12:43 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken when he belly flops into the pool he can’t sink.

12:43 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken it doubles as a murse.

12:43 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken his spine exits his sternum and acts as a convenient carry handle.

12:44 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken he can’t ride a motorcycle unless he fills the cavity with an ottoman.
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what?

12:45 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken they use it as a mold for porn tits.

12:45 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken he can scratch his back by rubbing on his sternum.

12:47 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken he keeps his lungs in his neck.

12:50 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

his chest is so sunken it doubles as a soup bowl

12:50 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His chest is so sunken when he floats on his back, hot chicks pose on him.
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Huh?

12:51 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

his chest is so sunken he didn’t even notice the rhino stomp

12:55 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

his chest is so sunken plungers get jealous

12:58 pm September, 23 chaserofthehott said...

MMMMOLE! Holy MOLEY… There’s a mole, a big ugly MOLE, right there winking me in the eye… guacaMOLE…

12:59 pm September, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After spending the last 25 years apart, the reunion of (L to R) of RiffRaff, Magenta, Brad (in back), Rocky, and Janet’s youngest niece (slut!) ended on a sour note when Janet’s youngest niece (slut) got caught in a time warp. Again.

1:00 pm September, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His chest is so sunken that you can kidney punch him from the front.
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God that was fuccen lame.

1:02 pm September, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Picking up the Billy Gangsta thread for just a minute, even industry insiders know that Rap today is a wheezing, soulless, corpse.

1:08 pm September, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

The guy with the tatts will suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

1:16 pm September, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Troy–oh, wow, you know what, I hadn’t even really paid attention to that. i was just going along with the Big Lebowski reference (see above). But now that you mention it, what the eff is with all the camera-tilting in these pics? It’s as if douchebags have constant vertigo or something.

1:22 pm September, 23 douche bagel said...

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me thinks HE would pay a thousand dollars to suckfest sunken chest boy while shitting in his chest toilet. cuz ze germans are kinky like that

1:33 pm September, 23 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Nihilists….sheesh. Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism. At least it’s an ethos.

2:00 pm September, 23 Deltus said...

His chest is so sunken James Cameron is sending a film crew down there to see what’s what, just in case anything filmworthy pops up.
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Okay, not my best work…

2:11 pm September, 23 system of a douche said...

Henry Bluetrunks decides to put the “P” into “ool”.

Rico can’t figure out why he’s itchy.

Good to see the Hitlerjugend and the Bund Deutscher Madel co-mingle these days.

4:01 pm September, 23 CBS said...

is there a name for the mental obsession of wanting to imagine squashing multiple individual personalities into one body and watching it struggle to exist? I think about it a lot. each of these tools could not make it through life if they were both put in one body. why can’t we do that? ITS UNFAIR!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHH. shut up shut up shut up.

4:03 pm September, 23 CBS said...

you can’t spell nihilists with I, I, I.

Q:how many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:none…they don’t screw, they rape.

4:06 pm September, 23 Vegas Ass Kicker said...

Fucken retards. All of you! Hate on playas with game. That’s all yall do. Fucking haters

4:23 pm September, 23 tall guy said...

I’ve often wondered if your average Eurodouche is aware of their own douchiness. Something tells me they aren’t. Can’t say exactly why, but it could have something to do with their lack of understanding or ignorance of the mock. I’ve worked with quite a few Euros, we had massive post-war migration in Australia, and I’ve closely observed the migrants offspring douche from many different nations. My general (and very basic) theory falls flat though. There are, as has already been pointed out, many an ignorant white boy [who’s] equally unaware of their own taint. It’s kinda like when I eat plenty of garlic. The only way I learn of my own smell is when someone tells me of it.
Carry on.

4:44 pm September, 23 moronclubPrez said...

@vegas ass kicker

Yah bro! rape the h8trz. only dickseanairease need 2 spel propperly

5:17 pm September, 23 Wedgie said...

Did I mention that I love Las Vegas?

5:20 pm September, 23 Wedgie said...

Guy on left: “You like my undervear, jah?”
Guy on right: “He got zem in Las Vegas. At zee Vegas Azz Keecker Gay Porn Promenade. Zey are very nice, jah.”

8:13 pm September, 23 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The way I see it, it’s not that his chest is so sunken, it’s that his back is so hunched. Do not mock kyphosis.

Or to put it another way, is the glass half full, or half-empty?
Drink up, either way it still swallows the same.

9:18 pm September, 23 Steve L. said...

German nihilists are NAZIS! just ask Martin Heidegger.

9:20 pm September, 23 Steve L. said...

i was meaning to deliver the above message with many lines of elaborately humorless humor that will bore you to death, but i don’t feel like it.

9:36 pm September, 23 Baleen said...

Who’s the fuccen retard, VAK? Just look at that bag of greased up monkey turds on the left there. With his sunken chest and safety helmet, he used to rock and drool in the corner until his Austrian stepfather beat the shit out of him. I’d say he’s mock-worthy.

9:36 pm September, 23 DarkSock said...

His chest is so sunken he smuggles sea turtles under his tee shirts.

9:46 pm September, 23 Fatness said...

His chest is so sunken the Titanic sits above it.

10:21 pm September, 23 Vegas Ass Kicker said...

Yo chest is full of my cum you two jizz loving homos. Vegas fo life!!!!

10:34 pm September, 23 Vegas Ass Kicker said...

Stiring the shit. You stir and front on vegas. now its my turn homos! DB1, can eat vegas dick too. You little bitch ass.

10:48 pm September, 23 Wheezer said...

Vegas Ass Licker’s chest is so sunken, he kegels watermelons to squirt those seeds all over his face.

10:53 pm September, 23 Fatness said...

Vegas Ass Licker’s chest is so sunken, his empty head is jealous.

10:53 pm September, 23 Wheezer said...

Smegma Ass Licker’s chest is so sunken, he carries the freshly-laundered towels there when distributing them through the men’s locker room.

10:58 pm September, 23 Wheezer said...

OK, what else did I miss?

6:46 am September, 24 curbyourendouchiasm said...

Where’s the marmot?

4:51 pm September, 24 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Vegas Douche Swiffer’s pee pee is so sunken that he is the one wearing the gold bikini!

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