Thursday, September 23, 2010
The Nihilists
They vill have the lingenberger pancakes.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I will remove polkahott’s bottom to investigate the rest of that little tatt she has – mustn’t have any creeping virus growing from it, after all, from contact with these asspuds.
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And then I will remove her top to see if she has anything on her tiny (yet very responsive to touch) boobies.
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It’s my service to hottkind.
That must be exhausting.
the hitler youth turn hedonists. These people suck.
@MEdusa – no shit. IF the camera is tilted counter clockwise, then the lawn at the right should be down right, not up right. But if the camera is tilted clockwise, then they would all have to be leaning like crazy to make that angle. This is making my head hurt.
As the hostile odor reached Rico’s nostrils he turned just in time to see from where the lethal odor eminated…. “Damn you, Jeff Bridges, why do you have to be so awesome ?” he whispered with his last breath
They should be forced into a corner and pelted with severed toes.
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I hate Nihilists; they’re Shibas-rollers.
clamp your arms down a little tighter to push out your girly biceps you fucking ass clown dildo! sprechen sie deutsch faggot lick my nuts. sans the torture, thirty ought six to the dome stat for these taint spreads. spare the polka dot and feed the rest to swine
Miror specs and little girl pecs, Hanz and Franz need new neck tattoos applied with a golf shoe. Bug eye’s naval looks like a decent scrote snot reservoir and Polka-Kini could easily earn a dose of nut butter if she keeps grinning at me like that……
These guys are the douchebag versions of The Sprockets.
death by explosive diarrhea
POO
Left Bag’s chest is more sunken in than downtown San Bruno.
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What? Too soon?
With all the retouching done to this photo you’d have thought they would have at least made the boobs bigger.
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I’ll leave it to you to decide which boobs I’m talking about.
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Yup, talking about the dudes.
His chest is so sunken he has Chilean miners trapped in it.
We cut off your johnson! We care about nahsing!!
@ DarkSock 12:16:
Well played. And timely.
I was going to say I thought the housing bubble collapsed on his chest and left that crater, but I bow to your superior wit.
Also, is tat-boy carrying a manpurse? What’s that strap attached to?
His chest is so sunken, he gets the bends when shaving it.
WHO ARE THE NIHILISTS NOW, YOU BUNCHA DOUCHEBAGS?!
the strap is attached to his colon wench
*winch dipstick.
fuccen jameson is killing me today
@ douche bagel, 12:28 pm
Jenna or the tripled-distilled blend? Regardless, what a way to go!
His chest is so sunken he has to clean it with a tampon.
I choose to believe that I have not seen this photo and that if I did they are all horrifying. Fucking gun registry.
His chest is so sunken the girls go to him for a tit f*ck.
His chest is so sunken he gets stuck to pregnant women.
His chest is so sunken when he swims he goes in a circle.
His chest is so sunken it could fit my balls and Mrs. Kroeger’s fat ass.
His chest is so sunken they’re finding new species of sea creatures in it every day.
His chest is so sunken if it rains on him while he’s sunbathing he can’t get up.
His chest is so sunken when he belly flops into the pool he can’t sink.
His chest is so sunken it doubles as a murse.
His chest is so sunken his spine exits his sternum and acts as a convenient carry handle.
His chest is so sunken he can’t ride a motorcycle unless he fills the cavity with an ottoman.
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what?
His chest is so sunken they use it as a mold for porn tits.
His chest is so sunken he can scratch his back by rubbing on his sternum.
His chest is so sunken he keeps his lungs in his neck.
his chest is so sunken it doubles as a soup bowl
His chest is so sunken when he floats on his back, hot chicks pose on him.
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Huh?
his chest is so sunken he didn’t even notice the rhino stomp
his chest is so sunken plungers get jealous
MMMMOLE! Holy MOLEY… There’s a mole, a big ugly MOLE, right there winking me in the eye… guacaMOLE…
After spending the last 25 years apart, the reunion of (L to R) of RiffRaff, Magenta, Brad (in back), Rocky, and Janet’s youngest niece (slut!) ended on a sour note when Janet’s youngest niece (slut) got caught in a time warp. Again.
His chest is so sunken that you can kidney punch him from the front.
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God that was fuccen lame.
Picking up the Billy Gangsta thread for just a minute, even industry insiders know that Rap today is a wheezing, soulless, corpse.
The guy with the tatts will suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
@ Troy–oh, wow, you know what, I hadn’t even really paid attention to that. i was just going along with the Big Lebowski reference (see above). But now that you mention it, what the eff is with all the camera-tilting in these pics? It’s as if douchebags have constant vertigo or something.
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me thinks HE would pay a thousand dollars to suckfest sunken chest boy while shitting in his chest toilet. cuz ze germans are kinky like that
Nihilists….sheesh. Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism. At least it’s an ethos.
His chest is so sunken James Cameron is sending a film crew down there to see what’s what, just in case anything filmworthy pops up.
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Okay, not my best work…
Henry Bluetrunks decides to put the “P” into “ool”.
Rico can’t figure out why he’s itchy.
Good to see the Hitlerjugend and the Bund Deutscher Madel co-mingle these days.
is there a name for the mental obsession of wanting to imagine squashing multiple individual personalities into one body and watching it struggle to exist? I think about it a lot. each of these tools could not make it through life if they were both put in one body. why can’t we do that? ITS UNFAIR!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHH. shut up shut up shut up.
you can’t spell nihilists with I, I, I.
Q:how many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:none…they don’t screw, they rape.
Fucken retards. All of you! Hate on playas with game. That’s all yall do. Fucking haters
I’ve often wondered if your average Eurodouche is aware of their own douchiness. Something tells me they aren’t. Can’t say exactly why, but it could have something to do with their lack of understanding or ignorance of the mock. I’ve worked with quite a few Euros, we had massive post-war migration in Australia, and I’ve closely observed the migrants offspring douche from many different nations. My general (and very basic) theory falls flat though. There are, as has already been pointed out, many an ignorant white boy [who’s] equally unaware of their own taint. It’s kinda like when I eat plenty of garlic. The only way I learn of my own smell is when someone tells me of it.
Carry on.
@vegas ass kicker
Yah bro! rape the h8trz. only dickseanairease need 2 spel propperly
Did I mention that I love Las Vegas?
Guy on left: “You like my undervear, jah?”
Guy on right: “He got zem in Las Vegas. At zee Vegas Azz Keecker Gay Porn Promenade. Zey are very nice, jah.”
The way I see it, it’s not that his chest is so sunken, it’s that his back is so hunched. Do not mock kyphosis.
Or to put it another way, is the glass half full, or half-empty?
Drink up, either way it still swallows the same.
German nihilists are NAZIS! just ask Martin Heidegger.
i was meaning to deliver the above message with many lines of elaborately humorless humor that will bore you to death, but i don’t feel like it.
Who’s the fuccen retard, VAK? Just look at that bag of greased up monkey turds on the left there. With his sunken chest and safety helmet, he used to rock and drool in the corner until his Austrian stepfather beat the shit out of him. I’d say he’s mock-worthy.
His chest is so sunken he smuggles sea turtles under his tee shirts.
His chest is so sunken the Titanic sits above it.
Yo chest is full of my cum you two jizz loving homos. Vegas fo life!!!!
Stiring the shit. You stir and front on vegas. now its my turn homos! DB1, can eat vegas dick too. You little bitch ass.
Vegas Ass Licker’s chest is so sunken, he kegels watermelons to squirt those seeds all over his face.
Vegas Ass Licker’s chest is so sunken, his empty head is jealous.
Smegma Ass Licker’s chest is so sunken, he carries the freshly-laundered towels there when distributing them through the men’s locker room.
OK, what else did I miss?
Where’s the marmot?
Vegas Douche Swiffer’s pee pee is so sunken that he is the one wearing the gold bikini!