Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Tater ‘Bag and Tonya

Tater ‘Bag is definitely toeing the Gaybag line with the pink hued sheer cling. And, as you know, we dismiss Gaybags from the douche-mock for posing no legit threat to the hott.

However I’m not sold on the Tater ‘Bag being Gaybag. Methinks this may be a variation of “Gaysquerade,” in which ‘bag imitates gay to score hott.

Mmmm… Tonya… your blank stare suggests a limited vocabulary, but your stretching exercizes on the beach forgive even your worst of credit ratings. I would slowly lather your middle toe with Vermont maple syrup and a sprig of melted sno-caps. And then we would watch reruns of MST3K on your iPad and you would yawn like a sailor.

# posted by douchebag1
9:38 am September, 14 DarkSock said...

I see a green sheen; someone needs to throw a shocker. And by that I mean treat this bar with high doses of chlorine.

9:39 am September, 14 DarkSock said...

Also, I’m pretty sure this is Powdered Toast Man, out of costume:
rtyt

9:39 am September, 14 Wedgie said...

The only good ‘tater is a baked ‘tater. With scallions & crumbled bacon. Speaking of bacon, what’s that smell? Marginal hottie; side fat rolls generally mean a love of glazed doughnuts. And ‘taters with crumbled bacon.

9:40 am September, 14 Wedgie said...

Call 1-800-Antimold.

9:43 am September, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tonya needs to get back to serving the lime green jello-shots.

9:59 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

He’s more of a Billy ZaneBag.
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He went to the cosmetic surgeon and asked to look like the Zanester. Only gayer.

9:59 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Way gayer

10:04 am September, 14 CBS said...

spot on..i find norman batesbags can appear homo and vice versa. this fag proly sucks his thumb more than some dick

10:13 am September, 14 CBS said...

so rolling back..where does velveeta bag fit into the grand scheme? there is a lot of grey area isn’t there?

perhaps there are those cross dressing fathers who mother their boys and then a freaky batesbag is born. perhaps they dont suck dick, they dont suck thumb, but they do suck dildo..idk. this is becoming too scientific for me…you folks have brought such a refined expertise to the analysis of low lifes that i cannot look away, i cannot defer my instant gratification. i may need help.

10:17 am September, 14 Wheezer said...

So this “Tater ‘Bag” may really be Ron Blight, AKA “Tater Salad Tosser”?

10:23 am September, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

She has confused us with lack of clothing. She’s marginal at best.

10:41 am September, 14 Snookouche said...

My my… she has some nice tater tots.

10:41 am September, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Andre Faggasi here? Oh yeah, he’s a gaybag. And if he’s not he still has a raging case of fuzzy green balls.

10:42 am September, 14 ElderDouch said...

I enjoyed the green luster on both bags of poo. I think they are getting a little moldy.

11:04 am September, 14 douche bagel said...

im gonna say bi bag. his stare suggets he was roto rooted right before this was taken and now he’s distracting tonya from me with his head sheen… because tonya likes shiny things. fuck that guy. i would caress her baby back fat into the wee hours of the night until she got bored and asked for a cupcake

11:11 am September, 14 Wedgie said...

I wonder if his name is Gavin.

11:14 am September, 14 Deltus said...

I need to see more of Tonya. That back fat fold isn’t promising. And I’ve personally witnessed the “gaysquerade” thing work. Regardless, gaybag or no, his poo stench is obvious.

11:16 am September, 14 mr.reeve said...

Isn’t he the other “straight guy” working out with Gavin on that youtube video? I think so.

11:26 am September, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Clean the pool. I don’t want algae on my tongue. And by tongue I mean I like the right side fat cleavage she is sporting. Sschwoink.

11:54 am September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

You know, he’s not a bad-looking man. I have very specific tastes as to what I like in the face and he’s got quite a lot of it. However, putting rouge on his cheeks totally blew the whole thing. I usually say I’ll forgive the body if I like the face. I’m finding more and more I cannot excuse semi- muscularity like this. It looks like he’s vain enough to obsess over his body, but not dedicated enough to really follow through. The tank top belongs on her and it makes him look like he has wee bitch tits. Bad, bad choices all around. Grow some head fuzz (who cares if you’re going bald, I’m so disgusted by the razor-shave that I actually prefer to see male pattern baldness than a shiny scalp), wash your face and put on some man clothes and you’d actually be ok.

12:47 pm September, 14 Captain Garanichode said...

Time for an exhilarating ride on a Ton Ton!

1:34 pm September, 14 Anonymous said...

I’m not quite convinced this guy is pulling a “Gaysquerade”. I’m guessing this dude did Greg Louganis style dive headfirst into a big pool of gay and hasn’t since come up for air. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

3:09 pm September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

A close look at his left nipple reveals that he seems to be lactating. Guess he was at that pool party with Legit on Sunday.

8:05 pm September, 14 Steve L. said...

so this is how metrosexual guitarists for local bands pick up chicks these days.

9:51 pm September, 14 Stephanie said...

Gazoo came all over them…

12:22 am September, 15 iDouche said...

Lets not beat around any bushes here. This gentleman is a gentlemen who has interest in other gentlemen.

9:24 am September, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

I’ll tell you exactly what kind of gaybag taterbag is. He’s the kind of guy who acts all awesome because he’s gotten near sweet gnawable Tanya. But heaven help you if he’s drunk around you at a bar and starts talking about his “true feelings.”

It’s like that old joke, what’s the difference between a straight ___ and a gay ___? About three beers.

9:28 am September, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

Of course Tanya will look at you with infinite scorn for daring intrude upon her fantasy love life with your insights. But find her with her guard down and let the gnawing commence.

11:12 am September, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In the thought bubble above his head: “Next time I won’t let this bitch beat me to the dressing room again! EVERYone knows that I look fabulous in wine-colored handkerchiefs.”

6:08 pm September, 15 iDouche said...

Pinkbag isn’t looking into the camera, he’s looking into your soul.

12:42 pm September, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ya know, when potatoes are poison to eat, they have turned green, much as these two have.

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