Friday, September 17, 2010

“The Virginity Hit”

Sony Pictures’ The Virginity Hit, opening in limited release, is sponsoring HCwDB all this month, so show our supporters some love by checking out the site and the movie.

Or, to get you to check it out, I could just write Boobies!

Because who doesn’t click on boobies?

A low budget raunchy teen comedy, the word so far is good and the preview looks like classic 1980s sex-com. And lots and lots of boobies. Are you listening, crappy PG-13 lameass teen comedies? This is the way it should be. Boobies and nerds trying to get laid.

Check it out, and tell an HCwDB supporter that you love them in a deep and meaningful way, and want to fondle their pets.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Bet there’s lot’s of Bud Light Lime product placement

9:46 am September, 17 jonezy said...

Is Matt Stafford in the movie?

9:48 am September, 17 jonezy said...

Boobies

9:51 am September, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Matt Stafford won’t be in the movie but he will be in the crowd

9:52 am September, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If DarkSock soaked his junk in a Sprite, then peed in a horse’s butt, would that be like brewing a Bud Lite Lime?

9:57 am September, 17 Sack O Douche said...

Sounds like a renter.

9:58 am September, 17 Sack O Douche said...

jonezy, I am not even sure what I just saw.

10:04 am September, 17 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I clicked on Jonezy’s boobies link, not so sure you should do the same.

10:05 am September, 17 massengill said...

jonezy broke it.
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Speaking of Matt Stafford, where is crucial head?

10:07 am September, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Jonesy is not a very good person.

10:08 am September, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Massengill
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I heard he’s up to his eyeballs designing the new Bud Lite Lime ferret milking and distribution center.
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F*cking architect whore.

10:12 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Per IMDB, Danie Coleman has the role of “Frat House Stripper”. It’s a huge stretch from her previous roles as “Hot Tub Woman” in 12 Rounds and her upcoming role as “Escort #2 in Checkmate.
Huge.
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10:13 am September, 17 jonezy said...

I’m still drunk from last night. Must of been all the Bud Lite Limes.
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In conclusion…

10:21 am September, 17 Troy Tempest said...

What happens when you mix douchebags from Brooklyn and a rare-as-hell urban Tornado? Hysterical bullshit, of course.

Check it out, Here. What a bunch of morons.

10:21 am September, 17 Troy Tempest said...

Doh – link didn’t work right. Go here:

10:29 am September, 17 mr.reeve said...

^The Bro-Nado.
Bro 1 – “Dude, it’s fucking coming.”
Bro 2 – “Dude, this is scarey shit!”
B2 – “Bro!”
B1 – “Bro!!!!”

10:30 am September, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Troy,
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The only thing we could have hoped for was that the twister would have lifted their apartment building from it’s foundation and whisked it away to a strange land where little orange skinned people point the way home down a magical but treachorous road.
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But then again, they wouldn’t need a twister to visit Jersey. They could just ride the bus.

10:37 am September, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Jonezy—Fuck you, man. Right in the ear. 🙂
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RE Brooklyn Tornado: What a bunch of pansies. That’s a typical summer storm here in the flatlands of the midwest. And the worst, uh, best, place to be is on a high balcony while this is going on. I was rooting for him to get swept off by the winds and crushed on the street below. Or for all those sliding glass doors to implode, slicing the occupants within to ribbons. But then I never would have seen the sweet-ass footage make it to YouTube anyway. Bugger.

10:39 am September, 17 Mr. White said...

Agreed with Medusa. What a bunch of pussies. Also, that wasn’t a tornado. If you can say, “We’re in the tornado!” and not immediately die, then you are not in a tornado.

10:57 am September, 17 DarkSock said...

Wigga, please. Come to Mississippi if you want to see a tornado. I was in an F3 tornado when I was 7; destroyed the structure around me; broke an infant’s leg next door, killed some old folks down the road. It carried my cat Diablo away; he came back 1 week later covered in mud and shit. During the whole ordeal, I can’t recall anyone in the family saying “O BRO O SHIT BRO???? BROOOO!!! SHIT! DEBRIS! OOOOH SHIT!”.
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That was a storm eddy, not a tornado. We watch those little fuccers spawn from our porches during Cat 2 hurricanes while drinking Bud Lite Lime.

10:58 am September, 17 DarkSock said...

For all too brief a time, New Jersey had two Situations.

10:59 am September, 17 DarkSock said...

Boss sez: “tell an HCwDB supporter that you love them in a deep and meaningful way, and want to fondle their pets.
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Is “HCwDB supporter” a euphemism for “gardener”?

11:03 am September, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What a bunch of fuccen cunts! The one fuccen pansy acts like the sliding glass door is fuccen radioactive or something. You can tell they’ve never been in a storm where the sky turned green before all hell broke loose. That was when we knew the shit would be bad and we were prepared. These cocck-gobbling pussies keep yelling “Bro” and losing their shit. Really? Really? How I would’ve loved to have seen a Monty Pythonesque hand come down from the clouds and fling these turd monkeys down to Antarctica.

11:04 am September, 17 Anonymous said...

ya a movie about pathetic virgins for pathetic virgins. what a bunch of dick trumpets. make fun of pictures that can’t talk back but i bet youre polite as hell in the bar ordering your mick ultra when a ripped mofo with tats cuts in on you. pathetic. you need sony to pay you peopel to promote brokeback mountain next BAHAHAHAHAAAA

now that is some funny shit
shitasses

11:11 am September, 17 mohair said...

I’m grateful these “Bro’s” aren’t in the armed forces. Can you imagine?
“BROA! THATS GUNFIRE! DEBRIS! GAAHH! BRO? BRO! BROOOOOOH!?!?!”

al quiada wouldn’t be able to touch them; you can’t aim while laughing.

11:17 am September, 17 scrotum pole said...

In Indiana that storm would be classified as a summer breeze.
However, the worst rainstorm I ever witnessed was on I-20 between Meridian and Jackson, MS. I think my truck literally floated for about ten miles.

11:24 am September, 17 mr.reeve said...

@Anon 11:04am, you are right. We are a bunch of losers who mock pictures. So riddle me this shit stain, who is more of a loser? The losers mocking pictures who don’t talk back or the loser anonymously mocking losers who mock pictures that don’t talk back?

11:33 am September, 17 DarkSock said...

Scrotum Pole: That’s the wet bottom tip of tornado alley. I had a school project up there that a Thanksgiving F5 tornado narrowly missed; where the funnel crossed the highway it scoured the paint stripes and top layer of asphalt off. “O LOOKIT THE TREEEE!!”…puh-leeze, Jerze boys.
teyy
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Thankfully down here on the coast tornadoes aren’t so common, other than those spun off by the occasional hurricane.
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In the April before Katrina we had a four hour storm that dropped 10 inches here in Biloxi. I guess that was the wind up before the pitch.
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Mr. Reeve, you just blew my mind.

12:41 pm September, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Anon ^11:04
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Awww, now you’ve gone and hurt our feelings. I for one am proud to be a resident in Loserville.

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Oh, and funny? No, you’re comment isn’t even remotely funny. Though you do get points for not using ‘lol”. But seriously, “mofo”? MOFO? Grow a pair you fucking 8-year-old.

8:21 am September, 18 Steve L. said...

crappy PG-13 teen comedies still exist? if so, they need to be neutered

11:59 am September, 18 Anonymous said...

I pooped in a Dallas Cowboy hat (added by Mobile using Mippin)

7:24 pm September, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

If DB1 plugs the next Transformers or Spiderman movie on this site, I’m taking my business elsewhere.
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And by business, I mean masturbate furiously to pictures of ass pear for free.

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