Friday, September 10, 2010

“The Viriginity Hit:” Opens Today

Sony Pictures’ The Virginity Hit is sponsoring HCwDB all this month, show our supporters some love by checking out the site and the movie.

It opens today in “select theaters.”

I’ve always wanted to say that. “Select theaters.” Sort of implies the other theaters that aren’t showing the movie are lame and classless. Which, of course, they are.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am September, 10 mr.reeve said...

I refuse to see movies in the theatres these days because I hate people who tend to go to them. Too much talking & texting or some dick putting his feet on my chair over and over and over again. I will wait for it to come out on Netflix.

9:32 am September, 10 Deltus said...

The Virginity Hit. Doing comedy raunchy the way it should be done.

9:42 am September, 10 DarkSock said...

Well now I can think of two reasons to go see this film.

9:43 am September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Like with MTV, Affliction / A/x / Tap Out / Ed Hardy t-shirts, facial tattoos, stretchy ear piercings, techno club music, clubs that play techno, and plastic Bleeths with shitty tatts/piercings/chestal balloonage, I’m not interested. Sorry. Not my demographic.

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Not even with a cameo by pornstar Sunny Leone (she’s in the photo above)
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However, I am personally bringing back this thingy : ” / “

9:48 am September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Don’t click that ^
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Have we determined if Dave Navarro is a DB or does he get leniency? I vote leniency
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9:51 am September, 10 massengill said...

Woot! It’s not playing in Cincinnati, so I don’t have to go! Not that I don’t have the utmost respect for Sony Pictures Entertainment, Inc. They make my favorite television show: Jeopardy!.

10:16 am September, 10 Vin Douchal said...



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Speaking of hot babes like Heather Clem. As promised , my hero “Bubba The Love Sponge” has posted some nekkid photos of his wife over some modern-day-bamboozle twitter nonsense deal.
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NSFW, but it shows what you can get if you’ve got the cash even if your an ignernt hillbilly.

10:17 am September, 10 massengill said...

How I embed image?
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Overkill

10:34 am September, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

With the first pick in the draft, I select Sunny Leone.

10:34 am September, 10 Sack O Douche said...

Mmmmmmm, Boobies. Now where’s that Ass Pear?

10:38 am September, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Are the “select theaters” themselves selective? Do they have a “select audience”?
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I guess what I’m asking here is, are these whites only theaters or what? That kind of dictates whether or not I can go.

10:38 am September, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I kid, I kid.

10:41 am September, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Will there be complimentary kleenex with each ticket purchased and are the sex / nude scenes fairly dark?

10:43 am September, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And by dark I mean low lighting. But dark skin is okay too. As is dark humor.

10:53 am September, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“American Pie mix with Superbad”… Oh dear God, no. This concept was getting old back in 1982.
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How much are they paying you DB1? I’ll pay double if it’ll prevent you from getting awkwardly molested by Hollywood studio marketing execs.

11:01 am September, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Wheezer, Creature, and mr.reeve
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When you check in again, shoot me an email at mr.scrotatohead@gmail.com. Got a request for each of you.

11:03 am September, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And how come none of you assholes ever informed me about the pictures of Vanessa Hudgens naked?
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F’cking dicks.

11:21 am September, 10 Mr. White said...

@vin douchal
I would have come down on the leniency side for Navarro, except for one thing. I saw an interview with him about how he decided to make a whole wall of his kitchen into an exact replica of the infamous execution photo from Vietnam, and then he spun some bullshit about how he likes to see it because it reminds him that even bad days aren’t so bad. I sort of see the sentiment, but I can’t get past the fact that if you put up a wall-size enlargement of some poor bastard getting shot in the head in your fuccen kitchen nook, then at best, you’re probably a psuedo-angsty emo-douche nozzle. At worst, you’re a semi-sociopathic fuck who has long since lost his empathy for other human beings, and therefore also a giant douche.
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And he married an aging Carmen Electra and did a reality show about it on MTV (no offense, boss). Douche.

11:21 am September, 10 mr.reeve said...

^Let me add “find pictures of naked chicks for Jacques Doucheteau” to my to do list for tomorrow. Sorry man.

11:24 am September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

@ Jacques 11:03
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Old news. I do love that chick and half the other gals on the Disney channels ( the key being the ones OVER 18…)
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Juliet Holland-Rose
Brenda Song
Kim Rhodes
Ashley Tisdale
and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz

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Shit I gotta get back to work……

2:54 pm September, 10 Wedgie said...

That girl is hot, even with the Ed Hardy bra. It makes me want to kiss some roses.

2:58 pm September, 10 Wedgie said...

I give Navarro a pass; anyone attending the AVM’s is a brave soul. There’s more bacteria in that crowd than at my alma mater, STDSU (some folks call it San Diego State).

10:14 pm September, 12 Steve L. said...

at the end of the day, i remain unconvinced that Hollywood types can truly understand loser humor.
but thanks for trying.

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