Friday, September 24, 2010

The War of Hardy


J.C. writes in from the front:

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DB1,

Good news from the front lines of the Jersey shore.

As you can tell from the attached picture, these ass-ugly Ed Hardy goggles are not selling. The vendor has repeatedly reduced the price from $15 for 2 pairs to $10 to $7.

Maybe the douchepocalypse is not upon us.

– J.C.
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The douchepocalypse continues. But we find our small victories where we can.

# posted by douchebag1
9:21 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Down with douchebaggery! Heh heh…..I love it!

9:22 am September, 24 Baleen said...

I think Ed Hardy should donate these shades to the hardworking Mexican lawn crews that are abundant here in Houston. Safety first!

9:25 am September, 24 Wedgie said...

Next week they’ll throw in Snooki plus two pair, and pay you $5 to take them.

9:26 am September, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

So clearly the economy is not recovering for welders, furnace fuelers, and sun spot observers. At these prices Steve L. should stock up.

9:30 am September, 24 Tony Blair said...

Cheerio old man. The Prince would like a gross at that price shoved up his old Royal Arse.

9:31 am September, 24 Snooki said...

I want to be shoved up anybody’s arse because I’m cheap and I stink.

9:37 am September, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Crucial Head and DarkSock
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Any of your building designs require massive tinted window panels…

9:40 am September, 24 jonezy said...

Sometimes we must take the time to appreciate non-douchebaggery in the presence of sapphic suckle thigh
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and also boobs

9:46 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

@jonesy –
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I see Blake Lively didn’t quite clean up after my last encounter with her. 😉

9:47 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Replace the ‘s’ with a ‘z’ next time, Wheezheimer’s…..

9:48 am September, 24 Blake Lively said...

If I am that fat and ugly at 20 should I quit the world. Jimineys. Thighs like cannons from the War of Hastings.

9:58 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

I think Ed Hardy should donate these shades as replacement windshields to the AMC Pacer/Gremlin Restoration Club members. Both members.
sd

10:02 am September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got stories about Pacers. But none are as good as the stories I have about Wheezer’s link Blake girl getting fucled in my 79 T-Bird.

10:05 am September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^But I only tell them to the people in my garage. Fuccin dementia.

10:06 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

@ Mr. Scrotato Head 9:37 –
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The late, great Mississippi architect (and former design studio prof of mine for one semester) Sambo Mockbee is way ahead of you. He made this structure with his Auburn Rural Studio program as a community center and chapel for dirt poor folks living in rural Alabama using reclaimed car windows; these Ed Hardy glasses could be used for an expansion to this worthy project, thusly reclaiming their Karma from the Scrote Side:
iykl
dttt

10:21 am September, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That is a great structure. What did he do with all the fuzzy dice and rearview mirrors?

10:22 am September, 24 Blake Lively said...

I don’t them know fancy words like architypeture. But damn it I never knew that them there sunshade came off of them cars. good on ya
Professor Poon.

10:37 am September, 24 Deltus said...

Whole face shades are apparently not in high demand. Who knew?

10:39 am September, 24 Herpes Vicchycoise said...

Boss, I think I has to shit.

10:48 am September, 24 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Looks like the flea market has met it’s match!

11:02 am September, 24 Blair said...

Unfortunately, it’s just a sign that the Greico virus is mutating into a new strain. Ed Hardy may be waning, but another unholy terror’s sign is imminently ascendent.

11:07 am September, 24 scrotum pole said...

My first bastard child was concieved in the Denim Edition AMC Gremlin.
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I really loved that bitch, looked good, handled well in the corners and was dressed in tight, faded denim.
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The car was pretty good too.,

11:34 am September, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think we should alert Dicy to the sale (Where the hell is she anyway?). She could make some kick-ass radio telescopes out of that shit.

12:10 pm September, 24 Army of Douche-ness said...

So it goes for trernds…Boethius: It’s my belief that history is a wheel. “Inconsistency is my very essence” -says the wheel- “Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don’t complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away”.

12:21 pm September, 24 mr.reeve said...

Those sunglasses are all shat. Ed Hardly will be gone in 2 years. That’s my prediction. 2012 the Ed Hardly will gone…..wait…..we might all be gone according to the Mayans. God damn it!

12:39 pm September, 24 Wedgie said...

If that building is in Mississippi, where’s the gun racks? Huh? Where?

7:17 pm September, 24 Stephanie said...

Ed Hardy is out of fashion now! Unless you live in Idaho.

10:38 am September, 26 Steve L. said...

@ Mr. Scrotato Head 9:26 AM,
ironically, a pack of shade 10 lens are cheaper than one single pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses.

7:29 pm September, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

I would gladly buy those, just to take them out on the sidewalk and stomp on them. Or else sell them in my Ebay store at three times that price to stupid baguettes who have no clue that these are knockoffs.

5:19 pm September, 28 Adam Grey said...

i want to bang megan fox so bad i just found her naked pics on this site

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