Sunday, September 26, 2010

Twenty One Seconds of Extremely Hot Chicks with Boatbags

It’s like a Weekly HCwDB coupling come to inglorious and barely conscious life.

And by life, I mean Bud Light Lime.

# posted by douchebag1
8:08 am September, 26 Steve L. said...

i have to decide if they’re total douchebags?

8:23 am September, 26 DarkSock said...

Have you ever felt embarrassed for someone because they’re oblivious to the fact that they’re acting like such a total tool?
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Me neither.

8:26 am September, 26 CBS said...

he made a face for a moment. she quickly shifted position. perhaps she got the vibe that he isn’t quite sure of his sexuality. anything goes is a fun attitude to exude on the dance floor until they realize it could mean you’d suck off a tranny or fuck your little brother and dad at the same time.

8:29 am September, 26 mr.reeve said...

Thems was some hotties. Thems was some BLL drinking dickheads. Maker’s Mark and IPAs, the perfect recipe for a bad hang over.

8:36 am September, 26 CBS said...

here is the real question…what does that sounds do to your psyche?

the quasi-musical a capella lead up to an untz atz beat makes me want to get a flamethrower and burn the entire dancefloor.

i hate that mood so much. the idea that in their heads a shitty song makes them say “wow, these were the days”…and then they just “get lost in the beat”

they can get lost in the beat of my fists on their faces. there is a xmen comic somewhere in which Mojo sees two lovers making out and squashes them like bugs with his grotesque giant mitt. that image in my head soothes me.

8:47 am September, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I think the geek in the background sitting there with his MacBook is a cultural anthropologist student doing some field research on the sub-species that is boatbaggery that or he’s blogging live for “wasted youth”

8:53 am September, 26 Fatness said...

I like the way the two hotts start dancing with each other to get away from those two slimy turds. Of course…they’re just working the room…but it gave me a tiny glint of hope…

8:56 am September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sylvio Jr. and Tony’s special nephew thought they would get more play when they borrowed the Stugots.

9:06 am September, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bandana boy has the tongue of a chow or he’s been licking the unrinal pucks in the head again. That could explain a few things here.

9:08 am September, 26 system of douche said...

Seconds later, the Fujitsu ceiling cassette A/C shorted, erupted in flames, and ignited the tinder bamboo decor.

It was then Marcus realized the choice to don his fav vinyl applique T-shirt was an erroneous one.

9:13 am September, 26 system of douche said...

Fatness is on to something. If left to their own devices, the crowd may have enjoyed a little lez action between those two skanks.. But, no, Dickhead #1 and Dickhead #2 have to go all salivating over them.

Nice going.

9:21 am September, 26 DarkSock said...

I hope he gets drunk off of BLL and tries to fellate a fire ant mound.

9:31 am September, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dancing with my tongue out is always my go-to move, right after the Sprinkler and the Epileptic in a Cabbage Patch. But when Boatbag does it he just looks silly.

9:40 am September, 26 Blinded by the Shite said...

Boatbag is surprisingly coherent for being dried faecal matter.

10:01 am September, 26 soy bomb said...

I like how they both pose for a picture that’s not coming for the first .08 seconds, not realizing that the the camera is in “movie” mode. Not douchey, just enjoy pointing that out. Also about to enjoy around 16 red beers whilst watching Tom Brady, America’s Quarterback®, and the New England Patriots have their way with the Bills.

10:04 am September, 26 Herpes Vicchycoise said...

Status Epilepticus and techno boats do not mix. Nor does BLL and the pursuit of hot chicks when the only dance move you have is The Short Bus Jitterbug.

10:24 am September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Dipshits and moronic chicks. Maybe there’s something in the water. Too bad it isn’t all of these assholes in the water being eaten by sharks

10:31 am September, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Troy said , “I’d do Velma over Daphne, though; anyday”
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Velma in the red latex jump suit had my five year old riveted , I thought I was going to have to explain girly parts and bits to him after that scene

10:34 am September, 26 tall guy said...

Almost agreed with the shark comment, although I’m currently representing (pro-bono) certain pro-shark lobby groups who are protesting the systematic worldwide cruelty inflicted on this magnificent creature of the sea.

11:14 am September, 26 Wedgie said...

Yes, he is a douchebag. Upside down visor, stupid sunglasses, etc. give a strong hint. But the clincher is the t-shirt that reads “I am a complete and utter tool”.
I also believe in truth-in-advertising; how much simpler the world would be if everyone had to show their inner self in one sentence on a shirt.
At this stage of my life, mine would just require two words: “Old Fuccer”.

11:32 am September, 26 scrotum pole said...

Seventeen seconds of extremely Hot Chicks with Barf Bags.
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sorry

11:33 am September, 26 scrotum pole said...

fuck me

11:33 am September, 26 Anonymous said...

11:34 am September, 26 scrotum pole said...

I’m still sorry

12:32 pm September, 26 Herpes Vicchycoise said...

The zero gravity barf almost made me shart, twice.

1:09 pm September, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Not only VISUALLY douche-maxed out, but aurally…..
My take is that if there are any fish in the waters near this boat, they have fled the scene hours ago, sharks included.

Even sharks have their limit.

1:44 pm September, 26 DarkSock said...

I can’t remember the last time I was able to RELAX during a Saints game.
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If Garrett Hartley had any sense he was halfway across Lake Pontchartrain before the game let out.

1:46 pm September, 26 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

This video is a prime example that douchebags need to learn from:
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NOT EVERYTHING IS WORTH PUTTING ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING TOOLS!

2:02 pm September, 26 DarkSock said...

Garrett Hartley choked like Plinky the first time his Mom breast-fed him. Two years ago.

2:02 pm September, 26 DarkSock said...

Garrett Hartley choked like the Donkster after his first lights-out in the cell block.

2:04 pm September, 26 DarkSock said...

Garrett Hartley choked like a starving Dachshund tossed into a kiddie pool full of beef jerkey.
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what?

2:05 pm September, 26 creature said...

like how the hotts give these twits the Heiseman

2:08 pm September, 26 creature said...

sorry Sock, had the big birds in that game… Imma a merc, my favorite teams are the ones I bet on… & SoCal Trojans

2:41 pm September, 26 doucheywallnuts said...

Douchebags in pictures are silly. Watching them on video makes them more real and, therefore, frightening.

2:49 pm September, 26 Stephanie said...

One stupid dude that can’t dance make the girls dance elsewhere. Then the big cro-magnon jumps in,and causes everyone to move away. Just bumping into girls isn’t going to get you some.

4:16 pm September, 26 Troy Tempest said...

vin discussed my preference of Velma over Daphne and left a link.
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THank you mr Douchal. That made my afternoon…very… pleasurable…

5:02 pm September, 26 Troy Tempest said...

Some Sunday Night Fun:
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Japanese New Wave Pop from 30 years ago.
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Yellow Magic Orchestra, Live at Budokan.
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Listen to the first track up on that video, Solid State Survivor. Then flip over to here for some more fun:

where they do a very happy happy tune and goof around with Tighten Up by Archie Bell and the Drells… Yes, A Japanese disco band doing a cover of Archie Bell and the Drells. Unfortunately some retard hit fast forward in the middle of it. Sigh.
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Akiko Yano flips my crank. She later married then much later divorced Ryuichi Sakamoto the keyboard player who wrote most of the music. Takahashi did most of the singing but for the life of me I don’t know why. Hosono did a lot fo the programming and arranging. As usual Akiko is the one having all the fun.

5:57 pm September, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Herpes V. Where have you been all of my life? Please don’t go away.

6:14 pm September, 26 Mr. White said...

@scrotum pole
Librarian hotts and zero-g vomit? Nice. I particularly liked the little leg jogging move she did when the vomit started to escape the bag. It actually turned me on a little.
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Is that wrong?

6:44 pm September, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

I say this in all seriousness, thank you, Scrotum Pole, for somewhat clarifying the content of that video. I can watch anything, and I mean anything, EXCEPT vomiting. I seriously will have trouble eating for three days after seeing/hearing/smelling puke. Had I clicked on that link, it would have been a very hard week. However, I have the image of Linda Cardellini’s tight, red shiny ass climbing into the Mystery Machine ingrained in my cortex. I’m just imagining the delightful snappy sound that would make as I gave her a playful spank, and how the smooth, tight material would go from cool to the touch as my fingers carefully traced the back seam down and—aw, never mind.
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The hat. the glasses on the hat. The shirt. The face. The spastic humpy dance. This is even a question? And if it weren’t for Oily McPeccs, we might have seen them chicks make out. Fuck! Now I gotta fill in the rest with my imagination. I hate you, Douchebags!

8:13 pm September, 26 SqueezeMan said...

I pray they’re lesbians…

11:22 am September, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Don’t click on this link Medusa. As for the rest of you, best new movie of 1997 that was made last year.

6:06 pm September, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ FUCK YOU!!! 😀 Lucky for me, I’m on a really shitty wi-fi. I saw the title before the image even was able to load up. Ohhhh, you crafty little bugger. But to get the thought of whatever it might have been out of my mind….freaky brazillian ta-tas. Because that’s less appalling than vomit.

12:15 pm October, 4 Saint Sahmen said...

You don’t need to decide when there’s overwhelming evidence of douchery.

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