Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Ursula Chooses Poorly


Really, really poorly.

And now she smells like gouda.

# posted by douchebag1
9:36 am September, 8 mr.reeve said...

Trifecta of Douche. Ursala was making the rounds at the Lower Jersey City High School prom. Less make up and better friend choices are needed, Ursala.

9:39 am September, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Well, she definitely has a type. So at least she’s consistent.

9:54 am September, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

But she looks so sad.

9:56 am September, 8 jonezy said...

Ursula’s belly in the 2nd Really, is really, really, not Hott.
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Notta HC here.

9:57 am September, 8 jonezy said...

and this first guy looks like the Sopranos kid…

10:00 am September, 8 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I submitted Ursula’s unfortunate threepeat off of a German site. What is that country’s version of Toms River?

10:04 am September, 8 Goyyou said...

Hey, stop it. The third guy (on the main picture) is definitely NOT a douchebag. If he is, then every normal dude who take a picture with a girl is too…

UrsulaChoosesPoorly3 = NOT A DOUCHE.

10:09 am September, 8 ColorMeDouche said...

@Goyyou His fashionable rosary begs to differ that he is. I also think I see some ants building something as well.

10:14 am September, 8 Sack O Douche said...

Three sacks of German turds. Goyyou, try again. These three choads are just that.

10:14 am September, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Poor girl looks as disillusioned in these pics as I do when I look at them.

10:32 am September, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She’s the source of the greico virus causing this douche outbreak!

10:33 am September, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Which one of these guys gave Ursula the angry pirate to make her mascara clump up like that?
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Poor girl has been so used and abused.

10:35 am September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m guessing that 15 minutes with her and a picture is the prize you get at the carnival for being able to get the Nerf ball through the donkey’s asshole?

10:38 am September, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Germany has an annual hair gel convention? Who knew? Someone should remove the “No Smoking” signs and pass around a bunch of Zippos.

10:39 am September, 8 C. Everett Koop said...

Gingers have no soul.

10:40 am September, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Jacques Doucheteau
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“Angry Pirate”
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Heh heh heh!

10:52 am September, 8 DarkSock said...

These three photos would be perfectly supplemented if upon opening it triggered The Sad Trombone.

10:55 am September, 8 Turdacious said...

Man!, I don’t know…shes not all that hott and these 3 clops of crap look too geeky t be anything douchie.
They look like they really don’t know any better

10:59 am September, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Ja, enuff bieren and you’d stick your schvantz in Ursula’s belly folds, too, schwienhundt

11:02 am September, 8 DarkSock said...

She looks sadder than an Ozarks dentist.

11:04 am September, 8 Mr. White said...

She looks so sad because she’s only in her second trimester, and she’d hoped to deliver her baby in the bathroom at the prom and then stuff it in the garbage. Now she might have to keep the damn thing.
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What?

11:15 am September, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ Dark Sock
When I saw the second pic, I swear I heard a Wilhelm scream.

11:15 am September, 8 Turdacious said...

shes so sad she only smiles briefly when she sees pictures of ethiopian children and only cuz she knows for a split second, it could be worse

11:16 am September, 8 Wheezer said...

Goyyou needs to ease up on his hair gel usage, doesn’t he? It’s seeping into his brain and is making him think that’s normal behavior.

11:17 am September, 8 italian douche said...

Made for each other. Two nice scroting uglios.

11:18 am September, 8 italian douche said...

Why do you people on earth believe drinking in a club = “fun”?!? We’ve never seen it this way in our better looking planet

11:32 am September, 8 DarkSock said...

The 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners of the “Something About Mary” gel-off each got their picture taken with Vanessa Panetta (the 2010 Zoloft girl and daughter of Leon Panetta).
asdfasdf

11:46 am September, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think as an ugly chick she’s chosen pretty much at her pay grade. Her belly alone makes her a autononhott and the different shots of her grill prove that she’s a total notthott.

11:53 am September, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

I think somebody’s gotten Millennium ‘Bag angry in the first picture.
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You won’t like Millennium ‘Bag when he’s angry.

11:59 am September, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

Give the poor girl a break. One doesn’t come out of the crushing confines of feudal life on the steppes of Tashkent into the big liberated city without having a few leftover instincts to shed.

12:40 pm September, 8 melvil duchi said...

and the sorting hat put him in Ravenclaw

12:52 pm September, 8 DarkSock said...

Looks like the sorting hat pooped on his skullplate

1:02 pm September, 8 DarkSock said...

The sorting hat put him in Huffin’Pole

1:29 pm September, 8 Captain Garanichode said...

thinning porcupines quills must get her really hawtt

3:13 pm September, 8 Goyyou said...

@Wheezer : Haha, I’m not using hair gel. I’m just saying he doesn’t look like a douchebag to me. It’s ugly and tt’s the kind of thing that a douchebag would do, but he doesn’t have the stupid douchebag “attitude” that “true” douchebag have.

4:31 pm September, 8 Horace Dangleballs said...

Ironic that all the pics are from “Jolly Joker,” since no one in any of the pics looks the slightest bit jolly…

Maybe the site should be “Apathetic Asshats” instead.

5:07 pm September, 8 Douches Wild said...

A truly disheartening crew, neither Ursula nor any of her barely pubescent suitors rise to the level of “insufficient” in the Douche/Hott Pantheon.

6:14 pm September, 8 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Perfect look of regret on her face.

8:55 pm September, 8 Stephanie said...

3 dough inbred faces,uh, you aren’t doing so hot. Blingy douche T-shirt and hair gel just must make her horny…also layoff on the mascara and open up your eyes for once. Poor thing.

10:03 pm September, 8 Steve L. said...

yep yep. Ursula used to be mozzarella. now she’s Gouda.

4:01 am September, 10 Commenter said...

Number 2 and 3 look like the same guy!

its just the angle that is different.

this shows how douche tend to look like clones

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