Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Ursula Chooses Poorly
And now she smells like gouda.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Trifecta of Douche. Ursala was making the rounds at the Lower Jersey City High School prom. Less make up and better friend choices are needed, Ursala.
Well, she definitely has a type. So at least she’s consistent.
But she looks so sad.
Ursula’s belly in the 2nd Really, is really, really, not Hott.
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Notta HC here.
and this first guy looks like the Sopranos kid…
I submitted Ursula’s unfortunate threepeat off of a German site. What is that country’s version of Toms River?
Hey, stop it. The third guy (on the main picture) is definitely NOT a douchebag. If he is, then every normal dude who take a picture with a girl is too…
UrsulaChoosesPoorly3 = NOT A DOUCHE.
@Goyyou His fashionable rosary begs to differ that he is. I also think I see some ants building something as well.
Three sacks of German turds. Goyyou, try again. These three choads are just that.
Poor girl looks as disillusioned in these pics as I do when I look at them.
She’s the source of the greico virus causing this douche outbreak!
Which one of these guys gave Ursula the angry pirate to make her mascara clump up like that?
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Poor girl has been so used and abused.
I’m guessing that 15 minutes with her and a picture is the prize you get at the carnival for being able to get the Nerf ball through the donkey’s asshole?
Germany has an annual hair gel convention? Who knew? Someone should remove the “No Smoking” signs and pass around a bunch of Zippos.
Gingers have no soul.
@Jacques Doucheteau
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“Angry Pirate”
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Heh heh heh!
These three photos would be perfectly supplemented if upon opening it triggered The Sad Trombone.
Man!, I don’t know…shes not all that hott and these 3 clops of crap look too geeky t be anything douchie.
They look like they really don’t know any better
Ja, enuff bieren and you’d stick your schvantz in Ursula’s belly folds, too, schwienhundt
She looks sadder than an Ozarks dentist.
She looks so sad because she’s only in her second trimester, and she’d hoped to deliver her baby in the bathroom at the prom and then stuff it in the garbage. Now she might have to keep the damn thing.
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What?
@ Dark Sock
When I saw the second pic, I swear I heard a Wilhelm scream.
shes so sad she only smiles briefly when she sees pictures of ethiopian children and only cuz she knows for a split second, it could be worse
Goyyou needs to ease up on his hair gel usage, doesn’t he? It’s seeping into his brain and is making him think that’s normal behavior.
Made for each other. Two nice scroting uglios.
Why do you people on earth believe drinking in a club = “fun”?!? We’ve never seen it this way in our better looking planet
The 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners of the “Something About Mary” gel-off each got their picture taken with Vanessa Panetta (the 2010 Zoloft girl and daughter of Leon Panetta).
I think as an ugly chick she’s chosen pretty much at her pay grade. Her belly alone makes her a autononhott and the different shots of her grill prove that she’s a total notthott.
I think somebody’s gotten Millennium ‘Bag angry in the first picture.
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You won’t like Millennium ‘Bag when he’s angry.
Give the poor girl a break. One doesn’t come out of the crushing confines of feudal life on the steppes of Tashkent into the big liberated city without having a few leftover instincts to shed.
and the sorting hat put him in Ravenclaw
Looks like the sorting hat pooped on his skullplate
The sorting hat put him in Huffin’Pole
thinning porcupines quills must get her really hawtt
@Wheezer : Haha, I’m not using hair gel. I’m just saying he doesn’t look like a douchebag to me. It’s ugly and tt’s the kind of thing that a douchebag would do, but he doesn’t have the stupid douchebag “attitude” that “true” douchebag have.
Ironic that all the pics are from “Jolly Joker,” since no one in any of the pics looks the slightest bit jolly…
Maybe the site should be “Apathetic Asshats” instead.
A truly disheartening crew, neither Ursula nor any of her barely pubescent suitors rise to the level of “insufficient” in the Douche/Hott Pantheon.
Perfect look of regret on her face.
3 dough inbred faces,uh, you aren’t doing so hot. Blingy douche T-shirt and hair gel just must make her horny…also layoff on the mascara and open up your eyes for once. Poor thing.
yep yep. Ursula used to be mozzarella. now she’s Gouda.
Number 2 and 3 look like the same guy!
its just the angle that is different.
this shows how douche tend to look like clones
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