Monday, September 27, 2010
Where’s Waldouche?: Lo-Rent Frat Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of perky Arizona Coeds both pre and post giggle pillow party fight with red velvet cupcakes for dessert, I’ve carefully hidden not one but two and a half Fratpud Waldouches.
Look closely.
Can you find them?
And with one sharp jerk on the overhead fishing line trigger, Jimmy unleashed 20 gallons of severed dolphin cocks onto the unsuspecting co-eds.
Middle Waldouche looks like an 80s teen actor. I think he was in the “Pudsiders”. Front and center college boobies just made my shitty day crappy. Which is an upgrade I think.
The three girls in front gotta go pee something fierce. Where’s Mr. White?
nah. i cant see them. i dont think it matters much either
We give you: The 2010 graduates of the Franklin County Community College Basket-Weaving 101 class.
There’s another dude in front of the fist-pumper. I believe it’s Rod Blagojevic.
When will the bicycle helmet/ponytail look finally die?
Thanks to Claude’s mad puppetry skills, it was now three months into the semester and still no one had a clue that Katie was in fact a marionette.
Last time I saw Alex Winter was in Death Wish 3. By which I mean this photo.
Dear Pi Delta Pi sisters, please line up in a single file line, and I shall commence to tongue punch your fart boxes vigorously.
http://www.zaftigdelights.com celebrates it’s first month of business with cupcakes and baskets made / delivered by the Union Jr High Special Ed Class
@darksock
I instructed them to hold it past the point of pain, for some extra fermentation. They may not have listened, but Medusa knows how to motivate young ladies.
Pffft. I found them. This one was easy. They’re right in the middle; one is behind the homely chick in the blue dress. He’s fist pumping, shades on indoors, and appears to also be wearing some kind of gold lamé gown, the type that boxers wear pre-fight. The other one is behind the cuter blond chick in the black shirt. He’s wearing Hardy, with the sleeves rolled up to emphasize his flexed biceps. His dead eyes are an indicator that he may have been stillborn.
@ JCVD
huh huh. where ya been, man?
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Those dudes look kinda scared, to be honest. It’s like they stumbled into a vampire nest or something. Is it just me, or do all those chicks have the exact same face? I know, you’d have to stop staring at their tits for a second. Especially you on the far right, there, Pinky, I see you. But, no, really, they all look like some freaky cloning experiment.
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Wheezer– “bicycle helmet/ponytail look”–SNORK! huh huh huh. That’s a great name for it. I effin’ hate it. As if Sarah Palin wasn’t enough, we have to see a thousand imitators of her silly-ass hairdo. Damn you, Bumpits!!!!!
What’s with blondie in front? The one who, I assume, is wearing a bike helmut hairdo. I mean, she’s kinda pretty and has nice cleavite, but her blank expression just scares me. Also, agree with Medusa’s observation. They all appear very similar. What’s that shit about?
No one can pull tail like Judge Reinhold.
Bringing his white supremacy message to the Krappa Gamma Woo house, K-Fed uses the opportunity to select his next biotch.
These girls have got to be related, well all except the one in the middle with the blue and white frock thing, she’s a walk-on, get the hell out of the family pic.
In the fog of the weekend and doped out on allergy meds and Seven and Sevens, this was the only skit that I saw on SNL. I think it explains the front blonde cleavite’s craptastic hair.
For choads in the midst of some good quality giggle woo hotts, these guys could crack a fukken smile or show *some* emotion or something. Crikey!
^That is textbook “scrote in the headlights” face; happens when knuckleheads realize they are in over their pointy little heads, and outclassed by the Stepford Daughters Association.
rob is practicing his only homework assignment from the truckers guild of america, aptly named “the horn pull”
Um, Cracker Bag, John Carlos and Tommie Smith are outside and would like to have a word with your dumb wigga ass.
Luscious coeds will take the half-douche: They’re all on diets.
Whoever the basket cases are in this photo, they’re in hiding, and certainly not in those baskets.
Waldouche in White signals “The People’s Party will take care of us,” while the coeds signal, “Not on our ass, you will.”
Wally Whitedouche readies his arm for the fistfuck smorgasbord spread before him, while Fretful Fred Fratpud readies the baskets for the shitload that will soon follow.
Two and a Half Men was Waldouche long before the TV show.
@Medusa
…been mad busy putting ink on people who look not unlike these filthy brainwashed choads and choadettes. But hey if I weren’t doing that I’d be trying to make money elsewhere like sitting in a box waiting for someone to say “Bring out the Gimp”. 🙂
cupcakes made of red velvet would look nice but would also be inedible.
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i guess you can say the same thing about many lo-rent frat parties.
Pinky’s obviously a soccer mom in the making. Balck top Bianka has the full attention of my acorn soldier. These Bobble-head Waldouchbagnashary chicken sperm aren’t even deserving of the cold cast steel catheters they were turkey basted into their Mommy’s vageeenas with!
A roomful of pretty girls and nothing makes him happy…he’s either gay,which is okay,you know,or he’s goth and lost.
The guy in back is fist pumping at his basket class.
Ashlee, Kaytlin, Amber, Tammy, Trishelle, and Shay. Mix and match as you please.
@ JCVD–good to know, man. Tough times all around and I hear of shops folding all over. Keep on fightin’ the good fight. And if you don’t, would a 5×5 box suffice, or do you want to stretch out a little more?
What is Jason Segel doing at a sorority party?