Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:07 am October, 5 Wheezer said...

He may have been a boneheaded douche, but Biff would get a backslap for kicking this guy’s ass and motorboating PTA mom’s boobies.

9:10 am October, 5 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

He looks flatulent.
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And boobies, wonderful boobies.

9:17 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This looks like incest…or in this case, douche-cest.

9:17 am October, 5 dbBen said...

That looks like the one and only* Yasmine
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* – many

9:21 am October, 5 system of douche said...

Roaches on a string. The latest fashion accessory for vision impaired women.

Mmm. Melons look so squeezably soft.

9:21 am October, 5 Anthony LaBaglia said...

His affliction is tooledness.

9:21 am October, 5 Deltus said...

When I watched Back To The Future, I thought to myself, “If I was Marty and that was my mom back in the day… I’d consider hitting it.” Is that wrong?

9:31 am October, 5 system of douche said...

When you start to see grey hair in your beard, that might be a sign that it’s time to hang up the earrings and the fwipped hair.

But if it helps you pull a hott like that…

9:43 am October, 5 Baleen said...

Oddly, he’s wearing one of the more ledgible Affliction tees I’ve seen. He looks like he has bad breath.

9:51 am October, 5 smackdouche said...

That looks more like the “Affliction” shirts sold at the Bigtop Flea Market. The upside is you get three of the for $10. The downside is they are printed on shirts from Paraguay that once said “Brigham Young Emerald Bowl Champions”.

9:52 am October, 5 smackdouche said...

Affliction Celebrity Spokesman: Cletus T. Judd

10:00 am October, 5 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I have an “Affliction” for his adding droplets of pearl to his older sister Jenny’s tits!

10:05 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snow White and the Spiky Dwarf.

10:19 am October, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mmmmmmm… Milfy.

12:31 pm October, 5 Douchey the Great said...

That guy looks like Spencer Pratt after his face was run over by a DeLorean.

12:35 pm October, 5 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@Douchey, 12:31…
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Please tell me that’s a real story and not just something you concocted to mock this photo!

12:39 pm October, 5 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

He’s kinda douchey, but his eyes have that vacant look of someone who didn’t get enough oxygen when his mom was in labor with him, and his brain never fully developed. It saddens me.
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Fortunately, looking at his mom’s supple boobies and beckoning cleavage makes me forget all about him.

1:19 pm October, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

His Affliction is that he’s a gooshy guy (a la Newt Gingrich chubs with facial hair) and her Affliction is that she is sitting with him.

However, her mooshy melons cancel any and all Afflictions, as do her fine creature-features.

1:37 pm October, 5 Tom Choad said...

This guy is using the same hair gel as Cameron Diaz in There’s Something About Mary.
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As for the woman in the picture, all I can say is, “Mmmm, Hmmm!” and visit the restroom for a few minutes.

2:49 pm October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

A young Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin at the Enchantment Under the Douche dance.

5:03 pm October, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

So Brett Favre retired from football because of his Affliction? That’s him right? With somebody’s Mom, keepin it too legit.

6:38 pm October, 5 Stephanie said...

I’d say his affliction is that he would never really meet a woman like her,ever.

9:32 pm October, 5 Steve L. said...

that’s one of the hottest girls they could offer in the 1950s?
… well, she appears to have no makeup or plastic surgeries. i’m too hard on her.