Monday, October 11, 2010

‘Baggy Pants: A Scientific Explanation

We interrupt your regularly scheduled HCwDB mocking/oggling with an important scientific update.

‘Baggy Pants douchewalk can now be explained.

Either click on the pic, or click here for a diagramic explanation.

# posted by douchebag1
12:58 pm October, 11 Digitek said...

well done!!

1:03 pm October, 11 Fatness said...

If you’ve ever studied how these wet farts move, you’d clearly see the bottom ‘dude’ is actually walking backward.

1:36 pm October, 11 mehoff said...

lol

1:39 pm October, 11 Chupacabra said...

A runway look from the Thalidomide Couture show during last month’s Fashion Week.

1:48 pm October, 11 CBS said...

buKAK!!!! what fricken neighbourhood is this guy in? something’s just not adding up (groan…lame pun)

3:02 pm October, 11 Wedgie said...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
First time I’ve ever seen a human/dachsund hybrid. Who says German scientists have no sense of humor?

3:03 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Dipshits. Everyone of ’em.
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How about a nice hott in glasses to get the image of this moron out of your head

3:11 pm October, 11 Crucial Head said...

Good job boss. We need more photoshop fun around here. It reminds me of the photoshop contest you ran a few years back… DarkSock, BCS, Pfah, and a host of others tore that shit up.
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Many LOLICOPTRZZZ!

3:21 pm October, 11 mills said...

i feel sorry for the kid in the pic first amputee dwarf ive ever seen, must be some life, how does he go to the toilet?

3:36 pm October, 11 Turdacious said...

LMAO!!!!!!!

3:51 pm October, 11 Blair said...

@Vin Douchal: Thank you for that, sir.

Federline rolls his pants DEEP, son!

4:07 pm October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it wrong that I want to help this poor chap pull up those trousers by placing the toe of one of my boots in the crotch of the jeans and then suddenly sweeping my leg upward? Then again part of me wants to set the crotch on fire and see how long it takes him to notice.

4:38 pm October, 11 Troy Tempest said...

I’ve seen many people like that, and for the life of me – I just don’t get it. Seriously. I mean, you can’t even fuccen WALK properly with your pants around your ankles. So fuccen stupid.

5:54 pm October, 11 system of douche said...

Outstanding, Vin. Thankee.

Hector manages to keep his gat on the DL as he cases the hood.

God, this look makes me enraged and irritable.

8:44 pm October, 11 DarkSock said...

Although he roamed the Wasteland for years, Master was never able to find a suitable replacement for the deceased Blaster.

9:04 pm October, 11 Steve L. said...

it takes TWO to tango.
well, er, it takes TWO to gay it up.

9:08 pm October, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Thankee, Vin. You have a way with both song and hotchickee.

We do need another composition one of thee days. I’m sure you’ll be inspired again.

9:11 pm October, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I wonder if someone ever pointed out how this sort of outfit resembles the manacle-walk of slaves if he’d be willing to NEVER DRESS THIS WAY AGAIN.

Thank heaven public schools are going the route of uniforms. It’s obvious the drop-outs already have theirs.

10:02 pm October, 11 Baleen said...

His spine is so long, you could whittle it down to a full set of piano keys.

10:22 pm October, 11 Baleen said...

As a fan of the ever growing genre of dystopian literature, I am starting to see the present realites that will lead us on the slow collapse and it’s really gonna be shitty. Part of the underlying purpose of this site is to bear witness to some of the younger bags and bleeths who will take the baton of “hope” and “promise” and drop it in a puddle of jager vomit. This pic is that affirmation. Folks, the future is now.

5:39 am October, 12 G5 Valet said...

what does this have to do with this site? also nobody even wears baggy pants like that anymore

7:09 am October, 12 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

@G5 Valet
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On the contrary, I still see young dipshits trying to express their urban inner children by wearing baggies like this almost every day. Perhaps the new pants fashion sensation, such as it is, just hasn’t made it’s way to my medium-sized, middle American home, yet. But hopefully, when it does, it won’t look as mentally challenged as this.

9:27 am October, 12 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I see Paris… I see France.. I see douchie’s underpants!
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Reminds me of that epic scene when Ausitn Powers was on Mini-Me’s shoulders…

6:52 pm October, 12 Denny said...

Maybe he lost a bet or its a gang initiation?

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