Monday, October 11, 2010
‘Baggy Pants: A Scientific Explanation
We interrupt your regularly scheduled HCwDB mocking/oggling with an important scientific update.
‘Baggy Pants douchewalk can now be explained.
Either click on the pic, or click here for a diagramic explanation.
well done!!
If you’ve ever studied how these wet farts move, you’d clearly see the bottom ‘dude’ is actually walking backward.
lol
A runway look from the Thalidomide Couture show during last month’s Fashion Week.
buKAK!!!! what fricken neighbourhood is this guy in? something’s just not adding up (groan…lame pun)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
First time I’ve ever seen a human/dachsund hybrid. Who says German scientists have no sense of humor?
Dipshits. Everyone of ’em.
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How about a nice hott in glasses to get the image of this moron out of your head
Good job boss. We need more photoshop fun around here. It reminds me of the photoshop contest you ran a few years back… DarkSock, BCS, Pfah, and a host of others tore that shit up.
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Many LOLICOPTRZZZ!
i feel sorry for the kid in the pic first amputee dwarf ive ever seen, must be some life, how does he go to the toilet?
LMAO!!!!!!!
@Vin Douchal: Thank you for that, sir.
Federline rolls his pants DEEP, son!
Is it wrong that I want to help this poor chap pull up those trousers by placing the toe of one of my boots in the crotch of the jeans and then suddenly sweeping my leg upward? Then again part of me wants to set the crotch on fire and see how long it takes him to notice.
I’ve seen many people like that, and for the life of me – I just don’t get it. Seriously. I mean, you can’t even fuccen WALK properly with your pants around your ankles. So fuccen stupid.
Outstanding, Vin. Thankee.
Hector manages to keep his gat on the DL as he cases the hood.
God, this look makes me enraged and irritable.
Although he roamed the Wasteland for years, Master was never able to find a suitable replacement for the deceased Blaster.
it takes TWO to tango.
well, er, it takes TWO to gay it up.
Thankee, Vin. You have a way with both song and hotchickee.
We do need another composition one of thee days. I’m sure you’ll be inspired again.
I wonder if someone ever pointed out how this sort of outfit resembles the manacle-walk of slaves if he’d be willing to NEVER DRESS THIS WAY AGAIN.
Thank heaven public schools are going the route of uniforms. It’s obvious the drop-outs already have theirs.
His spine is so long, you could whittle it down to a full set of piano keys.
As a fan of the ever growing genre of dystopian literature, I am starting to see the present realites that will lead us on the slow collapse and it’s really gonna be shitty. Part of the underlying purpose of this site is to bear witness to some of the younger bags and bleeths who will take the baton of “hope” and “promise” and drop it in a puddle of jager vomit. This pic is that affirmation. Folks, the future is now.
what does this have to do with this site? also nobody even wears baggy pants like that anymore
@G5 Valet
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On the contrary, I still see young dipshits trying to express their urban inner children by wearing baggies like this almost every day. Perhaps the new pants fashion sensation, such as it is, just hasn’t made it’s way to my medium-sized, middle American home, yet. But hopefully, when it does, it won’t look as mentally challenged as this.
I see Paris… I see France.. I see douchie’s underpants!
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Reminds me of that epic scene when Ausitn Powers was on Mini-Me’s shoulders…
Maybe he lost a bet or its a gang initiation?