Thursday, October 28, 2010

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Two members of the cast of Cirque Du Soleil’s latest production, “DouchepooYu,” celebrated quietly at the after-party by hitting on Maria.

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9:15 am October, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Jerk Di Soleil

9:16 am October, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Brothabag Marquez proudly showed off his newest creation, the Bagbot 3000.

9:18 am October, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Brothabag Marquez was giddy with delight; Soon Jo-Jo The Wind-Up Douchebag would wind down, and the lovely Maria would be all his.

9:31 am October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Heavens to douchatroid! Middle orange douche’s Care-Bear Glare makes me want to rethink my long term investments and growing stock portfolio. The end is here! I need to cash it all out and go to Atlantic City and play pinball for three days straight. Only stopping for Mr. Pibb rehydration breaks. (I will have a legbag, those of you worried about restroom breaks.)

Brothabag, you were cool until you started Hangin’ with Mr. Pooper there.

9:38 am October, 28 CBS said...

Oingoscrote and Boingochoad wondered why dont people understand our intentions. Weird Science.

9:47 am October, 28 Mr. White said...

None of the revelers noticed as the deadly swarm of Africanized hex nuts moved in from all sides.

9:51 am October, 28 Blinded by the Shite said...

As the clock stuck 9 the orange robo-douche’s remote electronic wrist tag kicked in: “Must. Pump. Fist”

9:52 am October, 28 Blinded by the Shite said...

“Firm. Ripe. Boobies.”

9:54 am October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Ryan Orangecrest and LL Not Cool J hanging with a hottie.

9:55 am October, 28 Douchble Helix said...

That’s Carson Daly in the middle.

9:57 am October, 28 Blinded by the Shite said...

Thanks to the recent resurgence in demand at the Crab Shack, Maria’s faux-hawk clinching cleavage is back in business.

9:59 am October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

2 douches, 1 kunt……………I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

10:00 am October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

@douchble helix
That’s the name I was looking for, not Ryan seacrest, damnit!

10:15 am October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Eliza D. LL Not Cool J. Hahahahahahaha! Nice.

10:19 am October, 28 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

It’s the Dick Eyed Peas Bleeth-A-Licious, Douche-I-Am, and that creepy dancing white guy that cant contribute anything but ed-grimly hair

10:20 am October, 28 tall guy said...

Sorry, this isn’t a caption. But good Lord! What is that idiot in the middle wearing on his wrist? He could house a family of pygmy in there.

10:22 am October, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Brotha Bag Kip demonstrates the new version of “The Shocker” dubbed “The Snocker” as he rams his thumb up his boyfriend’s ass and pinky up a yucky girl’s rectum

10:29 am October, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Nick had told his friends that when he died, his funeral was to be held at Club Poyson, and nobody, emphasis on Nobody, was to hit on Maria until after the services were over.
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In retrospect, with the casket adorned with ashtrays and empties, and Maria’s panties tucked away in her purse along with three already empty condom wrappers, it was probably the stupidest decision he’d ever made.

10:32 am October, 28 tall guy said...

…And he’s got the mark-o-the-bag, too!

10:32 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The ratings for this year’s Shark Week were quite disappointing due largely in part to the Mod Squad rip-off “The Fauxhawk Hunters” featuring Bruce “Sharkman” Schplotz (“No really I’m half douche half shark”), Benny “GuppyLips” Washington, and Maria Buenofuego.

10:34 am October, 28 douche bagel said...

maria poses with her halloween costume. she’s not sure what it is but its totally like orange and black

10:39 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After snubbing M.I.T in favor of DeVry Institute’s degree in electronics engineering, Leroy was able to realize his dream of assembling the $6 Douche to be his wingman.

10:41 am October, 28 douche bagel said...

there’s my other nintendo controller

10:46 am October, 28 Deltus said...

Robodouche is ecstatic now that it has much greater freedom of movement, afforded it by the portable power pack unit worn on it’s left wrist.

10:48 am October, 28 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

That’s one serious Bro-Hawk and one weak scrote-hawk

10:50 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Daryl can’t hide his unabashed happiness at winning the sixth grade science fair with his entry entitled “101 Used for Reconstituted Douchewater”.

10:51 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fucck, fucck, fucckity fucck. Uses dingleberry brain not Used. Really, for fucck’s skae!

10:51 am October, 28 CBS said...

look at the ridiculous mr. roboto watch this suckabag is sporting…it doesn’t even tell time…it just goes off when he needs to take his next dose of Valtrex. fucking douche!

10:52 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I give up.

10:57 am October, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

When Maria told Marco that he should dress in orange and black for Halloween, he misunderstood.

10:59 am October, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

No hawk, fauxhawk and fro-hawk.

11:00 am October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

The understudy in the new Orangeman Group leaves Club Tron without having Domo’ed Maria’s Arigato. At least he has that cool watch (courtesy of Fruit Loops) to comfort him on this cool autumn night.

11:01 am October, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

Bizarro Ed Grimley make watch out of Legos. Not need know time. Any time frolic time!

11:35 am October, 28 Tony Ventresca said...

“Smile, Valthor. We have finally captured a female of the human species. Our brood father will be proud of our accomplishment. This is truly a great day!”

11:37 am October, 28 Crucial Head said...

Anytime Cult of Personality rang out in a club, Jerome would hop in front of the nearest camera and exclaim, “That’s me! Ohhhh – that’s me!! I played guitar for this band!!”

11:53 am October, 28 Mr. White said...

@crucial
Actually, Vernon Reid from Living Colour went on to a pretty highly regarded career in jazz after LC broke up. Some pretty amazing, avante garde stuff.
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Sorry, I kind of crapped on your joke, there.

12:05 pm October, 28 tballou said...

Foul, I cry! I strenuously object to this disparagement of Cirque du Soleil. Anyone who has actually seen any of their incredible performances would grant any cast member an automatic Nottadouche based solely on sheer overall excellence.

12:23 pm October, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

“EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”*
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*(“Crush puss on the reg!”)

12:23 pm October, 28 Heavy D and the Bags said...

All three need: Krust Brown Strips
Both don’t need: Pockets, if you’re going to hold your inter-douche comm device in your manicured hands.

With Maria reppin’ tits like marshmallows, the DD bolt-on gals go the way of the buffalo.

12:43 pm October, 28 Choadthedouchesprocket said...

Recently exiled from the All-Blacks, Jonah Lomu’s testosterone-challenged younger, half-brother, sought redemption amongst New Zealand’s Maorangified Tribe of wristwatch salespersons

12:48 pm October, 28 Fredrico said...

You’re the mos hateful bunch of racists I’ve ever seen.

1:24 pm October, 28 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Racists? I don’t think “Orange” is a racial designation. Nor is “Douche,” “Pud,” “Choad,” “Scrote,” or any of the other epithets we regularly sling around.
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Maybe you’re the “mos” overly sensitive person I’ve ever seen.

1:38 pm October, 28 Teddy Tendergass said...

Racist?
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I’ve never raced in my life. In fact, I drive really slow.

1:58 pm October, 28 Wedgie said...

The boys lost a bet to her; they had the Cowboys and the over.

1:58 pm October, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Fredrico^
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Hateful? Absolutely. You’ve clearly been doing your homework?
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Racist? Absolutely not. Douchebaggery crosses all boundaries; racial, ethnic, national origin, age, sexual orientation, veteran status, even sex.
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Hell, we would be racist if we didn’t mock brothabags. All targets are fair, and equal, game in the war against douche, my friend.
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Go peddle your hyper-sensitivity at http://www.naacp.com.

2:08 pm October, 28 Fredrico said...

^ Thank You,
I linked to the NAACP, made a donation, and I feel much better about myself.

2:32 pm October, 28 Wedgie said...

I am not a racist. i hate all douchebags equally. Well, OK, Stackhouse gets a little extra hate. But he’s mostly white.

2:34 pm October, 28 CBS said...

“we would be racist if we didn’t mock brothabags” – of course!!!

rational and sound.

obviously the most racist ppl out there are the ones most sensitive and concerned with being politically correct about race.

i dont think hate thoughts about “niggers” because they are black…so i’m not overly sensitive about using the word in certain circumstances and on certain occasions.

it has always struck me that those telling me off for my liberal attitude in this regard have always been those confused and uncomfortable by their own out of control subconscious prejudices.

scrotato…u tha man!

2:39 pm October, 28 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Brandon Frasier impersonating evil halloween pumpkin hitting on hott with miscellaneous frohawk flying wingman…starched grins all around.

2:41 pm October, 28 CBS said...

that isn’t to say tho that i go up to black women and say…hey nigger bitch can i see if you have a slack smelly poon because you sure do have one helluva juicy baboon bootay. And i dont go up to black men either and say…hey nigger well looks like slavery treated you well with the 6’4″ 220 frame and shit. say, would you like the skin off this here KFC drumstick. gee gollywog, look at the time..i have to get to work…i suppose you dont worry about that do you. oh look a food stamp.

no…i like black people. they have good hearts overall and look at jamaican culture…the only musicians in the world that tell you straight up that raping women and kids is evil and chichi men do that and will burn. that’s strong.

but all the racist shit is out there floating around…so embrace it and know who you are and where you stand and stop telling me about what is right and wrong in that area. worry about yourself…w/e your name was who started annoying mr. scrotato head. we’ll just call you fenton.

3:03 pm October, 28 Choadthedouchesprocket said...

@Fredrico
In accordance with the Supreme Court’s holding in Plessbleeth v. Ferguschoad (1896), I hate all douchebags, separately but equally.

3:13 pm October, 28 Blinded by the Shite said...

Mr Scrotato Head just got himself fired from NPR. National Poontang Rodeo.

3:13 pm October, 28 Johnny said...

Middle douche watched too much Astro Boy as a kid. Now he’s mainly concerned with Astro Glide.

3:53 pm October, 28 skrag2112 said...

Where have I seen the guy in the middle?

Oh yeah…

http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root//00007199/lazytown4.gif

5:01 pm October, 28 Troy Tempest said...

I say, Lay’em down and Smack ’em yack ’em.

5:30 pm October, 28 Wedgie said...

^Bouncing Souls?
The marionette pulls one out of the park. Nice.

5:38 pm October, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

The fact that Jude Law’s stunt double from A.I. wasn’t quite able to wash off the make up and hair shellac has obviously not impeded his ability to mug the cleavite-bearing hotts.

6:01 pm October, 28 Das Gibboot said...

One of these things is not like the others…

6:23 pm October, 28 boone doggle said...

when i was younger, i once made a watch out of legos too. and then i pooped my pants.

6:26 pm October, 28 Anonymous said...

Since it’s apparently OK to call everyone in the South “Hicks”, is it now OK to call this guy a nigger?

Just asking, ’cause I really wouldn’t want to put down an entire people with stereotypes because that would be just plain IGNORANT!

6:42 pm October, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Recycled plastic put to new uses as a life sized, oranged up douchebag to accompany the friendless, overly enthusiastic Brothabag on his haunts.

6:59 pm October, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The cast of the major-metro version of “Twin Peaks” enjoys a little party-time.

9:59 pm October, 28 Crucial Head said...

I like turtles…

10:19 pm October, 28 Steve L. said...

the revolutionary beehive assembly plant has increased hair gel and tanning cream production tenfold.

3:35 am October, 29 Baron Von Goolo said...

I need an adult! I need an adult!!!

4:19 am October, 29 Fredrico said...

I’ll just point out to you seething racists, filled with your hate and vitriol. The gentleman in ths photo, and others like him were victims of the “Dred-hawk Decision.”
Get with the twenty-first century, haters!

6:29 am October, 29 The color orange said...

Please remove me from the faces of these asshats or I will sue for misuse of hue.

10:14 am October, 29 DarkSock said...

These comments are racist.
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Wow. Just wow.

10:26 am October, 29 ANGIA-LOVE said...

How in th fuck does the guys go out and think they are good looking. LOSSSSSSSSER

9:16 pm October, 29 Stephanie said...

At the new goth club pics of the ska band, no doubt.
Josh toilet brush head’s new watch.

6:24 pm November, 6 Il Duche said...

Astrodouche and LL Cool Douche finally team up

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