Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Chazz the Maelstrom Belly Button ‘Bag

I’d mock Chazz’s surfer game with the Soccer Moms a bit more, but I pwned Maelstrom back in the mid 90s.

# posted by douchebag1
9:41 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

This guy looks like Robert Plant fucked Chad Kroeger after blowing GE Smith and they threw all their liquids in a petri dish under a nuclear incubator.
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Guarantee he uses “dude”, “bitchin”, “Yahaaaha, Bro” or “right on” at least once every 2 minutes …
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Hey Red: ” You’re with me, Leather”

9:42 am October, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Gotta hand it to Chazz. His douchebaggery is quite original. Not the garden variety clone we’ve been seeing lately.

Thank you Chazz, for burning a new spot in my retinas.

9:43 am October, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh, and on that note, my friend just got the Air Force Cheney award (no, not that Cheney). How was your tour in Afghanistan, Chazz? Looks like you got a lot of surfing done while in the military.

9:46 am October, 19 boatbutter said...

Triple guns and an extra shield was the best!

10:03 am October, 19 Troy Tempest said...

His belly button is growing the weirdest looking moustache.

10:06 am October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Slow Spark With High Heeled Girls.

10:08 am October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Leave Chad Kroeger alone. He is an artiste. And he writes the same bad song over and over and…………..fuck he has a big head.

10:19 am October, 19 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Hey you want to go back to my room, I can’t hang 10, but I can hang 8 1/2, if you know what I mean?

10:27 am October, 19 Blinded by the Shite said...

I’m liking Penelope Cruz hott. Jay Leno and Sarah Jessica Parker’s bastard son can fuck off.

10:28 am October, 19 Blinded by the Shite said...

@ Eliza: Hang 21?

10:37 am October, 19 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Hang 21 sounds like something only Tommy Lee can do. Or maybe I just need to start doing yoga.

10:52 am October, 19 Southern Scrotic said...

Soccer Mom in the middle is looking pretty hott.

11:03 am October, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Loving the red head in the middle.

Curious about the Screen Gems belly button logo…

http://www.screengemsstudios.com/

11:16 am October, 19 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Heath Ledger zombie!! Somebody kill it!!!!

11:44 am October, 19 tall guy said...

Further applause for middle red head hot. So perfectly right for me the way I am feeling at the moment. Oh, ivory-skinned godess of child rearing hip fullness, please book a flight to Sydney, Australia so I can fondle you firm breasted latent ripeness.

ps I’ll even meet you at the airport.

12:32 pm October, 19 Wedgie said...

Does that gay belly button tatt add up to 15, or is it my imagination?

1:00 pm October, 19 Deltus said...

Red headed hott in the middle would cost me many, many paychecks… *lust*

1:20 pm October, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

Belly Button tattoos are the ultimate in yurk, regardless if you’re a man or a woman. And all it does is make a nice target for a stabbing.

2:08 pm October, 19 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Mmm– yes, middle MILF-y hott is looking ripe and ready. Unfortunately Anal Corky Carroll is ruining this photo by putting his arm around her and emitting a crappy Matthew McConaughey vibe.
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Gnarly dude!*
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*Most slang dictionaries give a secondary definition of “gnarly” as “gross, revolting, disgusting.”

3:21 pm October, 19 Turdacious said...

Is the Milf that hott looking or is the quality of what shes standing next to that bad?
I ask my fellow bagsters

5:12 pm October, 19 ehcuodouche said...

That smile….so familiar…

http://img684.imageshack.us/i/trollface.png/

6:39 pm October, 19 fatness said...

Turdalicious…the readheaded MILF is indeed hott. Not sure what that is on her right, but to her left is definitely a beach ‘bag.

7:31 pm October, 19 Turdacious said...

Damn, if the Milf was a bug zapper we would be in luck.

7:33 pm October, 19 doucheywallnuts said...

love the soccer moms! why does he have the portland trailblazers’ logo tattooed around his navel?

7:47 pm October, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The MILFS are hottie hott hot.
Chaz’s belly-button galaxy is the source of all those alien UFO’s we’ve been seeing in recent months.

8:09 pm October, 19 Stephanie said...

If I wind up that thing on his belly, will he just go up in the air and fly away?

8:49 pm October, 19 Steve L. said...

that right there is a vortex of suck.

1:55 am October, 20 The Red Trail said...

The redhead is former Amazing Race contestant Jaime Faith Edmondson. Fortunately she decided to put her luscious goodies on public display in Playboy a wee while back for all to enjoy. Google lustfully, fellow bag hunters…

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