Sunday, October 24, 2010

Douchebags of the Living Dead

With Halloween fast approaching, and strangely predating last week’s link to the quasi HCwDB porn parody, here’s a flashback to HCwDB’s own Baron Von Goolo and his brilliant 2008 “Douchebags of the Living Dead” exhibit (changed in the ad to “Spring Break of the Living Dead” because of uptight local T.V. puds).

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8:32 am October, 24 Wheezer said...

Bouncing boobies @ 0:16…..oh my!

8:44 am October, 24 mr.reeve said...

That is truly taking care of the Lords work. Both the mocking of ‘bags and giant bouncing boobies.

8:46 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Baron Von Goolo sure can pull some tail.

8:58 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

BvG is a genius.
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I had that dream again last night.
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I’m sitting in my living room between Gerri Willis of the Fox News Network and Alex Witt from MSNBC.

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Their conversation takes a turn for the worse across political lines and they become heated. The words “bitch”, “trollop”, “slattern” and “cocotte” get tossed around like confetti at a parade. They stand to face each other, red with rage as I say,” Ladies, please, let’s be civil!”
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They relent a little then get closer. They fall into each other’s arms and begin wildy kissing, grasping and clutching at beasts and crotches as the tempature rises between them. They are soon naked , torn/ripped off clothes everywhere and doing incredible things to sexual organs with tongue and fingers.
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They turn their attention to me… Alex loosens my belt as Gerri begins to rub my cockk beneath my pants …
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……… then I wake up with a giant piss boner …….
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I think I used to like it better when my subconscious would wake me to get up and pee with dreams of falling

9:19 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

That Baron Von Goolo sure can pull some wings off of flies.

9:20 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

That Baron Von Goolo sure can pull the electric chair switch

9:27 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

asdffThat Baron Von Goolo sure can pull some small intestinal tract.

9:32 am October, 24 FartScum said...

i like burning turtles

9:33 am October, 24 CBS said...

I am going as boggle dice for Halloween. What words should i spell?

9:35 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

That FartScum sure can pull some foreskin.

9:55 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

@ D Sock
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Sometimes in that dream Gerri and Alex are replaced by Martha MacCallum and Savanah Guthrie
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Oddly, it’s always the same argument and I have to pee really bad

10:00 am October, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

That beats the frolic out of another frolic video.

@CBS

WILL
MYP?
AOUE
RRYM

You’ll be a hit for sure.

10:56 am October, 24 creature said...

bravo BvG, & encore!

11:46 am October, 24 Turdacious said...

@ VIN
Piss boner?, you mean there is nothing wrong with me?
that is a direct question not related to all things that are really wrong with me

11:54 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

Piss Boner = awesome band name

12:34 pm October, 24 Turdacious said...

Piss boner = no viagra

12:43 pm October, 24 Wheezer said...

Piss Boner = Can you “hold it” long enough to GET SOME?

12:54 pm October, 24 Hugh Manatee said...

Mis Nomer= A term wich is widely used incorrectly.

12:57 pm October, 24 Turdacious said...

Miss Nomer= my sophmore year math teacher

1:35 pm October, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Miss Gomer= pyle it one, boyz

1:35 pm October, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

pile (as in hemorrhoids)

1:36 pm October, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

pile it on (as in football)

1:39 pm October, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Baron von Goolo would scare the douche out of a Jersey bag.

3:58 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Jogging Blonde @ 0:16 seconds is the new Boner.

4:26 pm October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Piss Boner is a pretty good band name. I’m preferential to Anonymous Pube.

4:31 pm October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Somebody spank me please.

5:17 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The spank me girl has something up her cornucopia. And it wiggles. I hope it’s not The Wiggles.

5:32 pm October, 24 Troy Tempest said...

@JD –
what the FUCC is on the table there? It looks like a box of Japanese chocolate Pocky Sticks, a yellow rubber ducky, and a container of shampoo.
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These girls are KINKY.

7:01 pm October, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dear BVG: More video of bouncing boobie running girl. In slo-mo, sil vous plait.

8:16 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

It ain’t easy being a Saints fan; about like being Rev. Kroeger’s hatter, or Plinky’s Mom’s OB-GYN (which is John Deere, BTW).
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Massive loss to the Cleveland Browns; a 1-5 team. Fooka May.

8:40 pm October, 24 Steve L. said...

i will be on the lookout for bouncing boobies in Vancouver this Halloween.
well, either that or i’ll be passed out drunk.

9:05 pm October, 24 Deltus said...

Tell us there’s Jersey Guidbag in the Chop Shop, BvG. Even if it’s a lie. Let us dream.

9:58 pm October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s Something Cool In Case Your Home Waiting For The Old Lady To Get Out Of The Shower So You Can Get It On Dept :
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Haven’t heard anything else from “Two Cow Garage” (not Country music, BTW) but they rock on their current tune
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Lydia
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Two Cow Garage “Lydia” Official Video from Suburban Home on Vimeo.

10:42 pm October, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Piss Boners…..isn’t that how you get the pee into the horse?

3:19 am October, 25 Motorcycle Parts said...

I will be looking to bounce breasts in Vancouver for Halloween. Well, that or I'm going to drink.

2:24 pm October, 25 DarkSock said...

@ Medusa:
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Nah, you just direct the stream into the stab wound.

8:21 pm October, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

The young boobette’s name is Amber. The blond wig and the 3.5 seconds she’s featured in the spot do her absolutely no justice. She is hands down one of the five hottest women I’ve met in 50 years.
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And where is she living now? New Jersey. I shit you not. Yes, I too fear that we may be losing the war.

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