Friday, October 1, 2010

Eastern Promises Extrabag Gets Lucky


Continuing our Russian theme, let us celebrate the success of Sergei.

Only $2,300.00 (including tip) and you, too, can rule a Las Vegas VIP lounge for between 1.5-2 hours on a Tuesday.

# posted by douchebag1
9:22 am October, 1 mr.reeve said...

Wow. This guy is way out of his league. Too many hotts for one picture. Today is a good day. Pear is just around the corner.

9:23 am October, 1 Merle Baggard said...

Warhol is cute, but I’ll take the side on his right thank you.

9:24 am October, 1 douche bagel said...

stuck in the middle with poo. again

9:30 am October, 1 jonezy said...

He doesn’t look like a whale to me

9:35 am October, 1 CBS said...

Fungus Bueller here needs to stick his miniscule joint in an electrical socket to figure out why it’s taken the day off. I mean put your arm around one of the ladies…generate some jealousy or something. whatever you do dont end up looking like a piece of wallpaper…oh too late

9:38 am October, 1 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

I like the composition of this photo with the tranny hooker bookends. Sergei is going to awaken with a size 7 poop chute screaming, “House on Fire! House on Fire! Put it out! Put it out!”, while they urinate on him.

9:39 am October, 1 Turdacious said...

he looks like a checkerboard that a badger had its way with

9:39 am October, 1 CBS said...

thank you steve. saw your post in the forum and now have my avatar. anyone recognize it? if you do you will be able to easily pin me down as a hypocrite

9:39 am October, 1 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Viewing the hotts left to right, I saw much to appreciate. When I finally got to the far end, my eyes popped out of their sockets. Damn!
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Yeah, I can’t believe Travis Bickle doesn’t have his hands on one of them. Maybe he’s a eunuch.

10:01 am October, 1 Choadthedouchesprocket said...

In Vegas, this is what we call “gots a lotta game.” And by gots a lotta game, we mean can pull lotsa hotts with a bad haircut, pasty complexion, a Saver’s shirt, and two bodyguards named Vyacheslav Vyacheslaovich and Oleg Olegovich.

10:07 am October, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

This reminds of the scene in Frankenhooker right before they all smoke Super Crack and start exploding.

10:11 am October, 1 Thorax Hammersmith said...

I would, without question or hesitation, put my finger in every one of their butttholes.
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Well, except for Sergei’s.
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And Carlos Mencia’s.

10:13 am October, 1 system of douche said...

Sergei’s long face comes from the 6 hotts unanimously telling him he’s a losertard, and management is going to be pissed he’s not keeping the bubbly bucket iced up.

10:19 am October, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Evgeny and the Nyets. He is a turd among poon. I hope they say no.

10:21 am October, 1 system of douche said...

Lessee..tuck job with bolt on’s, tuck job with bad wig, oh mama, oh WTF, saddle bags, tappable, lopsided freak.

Monet hotts.

10:22 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Drowning in hotts is better than drowning in vodka.

10:26 am October, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow, This almost looks a reverse PTP situation. Since these ladies can only afford the room for 0.75 hours, management sends in this clown in the hopes that the wimmin leave early but then charge them the for the full hour of rental.

10:29 am October, 1 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

It appears that if we play frankenstein with this accession of pear, mounds, and bleeth we may be able to fabricate quite the wanton fix. Chop sticks (far right) will start by contributing the casabas. But this would not be HCwDB without herringbone-don vag swab!

10:29 am October, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In Soviet Russia, bachelor party is usually conducted in a barn with LOTS of micturation going on. Sergei is confused that there are 6 women but no goats are in the room.

10:47 am October, 1 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

If you focus on Sergei’s shirt for a minute, then let your eyes unfocus while holding them there, you can see a dolphin in 3D.

10:51 am October, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Psst! Hey Sergei, your labotomy scar is showing.

11:47 am October, 1 Deltus said...

Amerigo, I tried that 3D thing. I definitely see dolphin cocck.

11:57 am October, 1 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Yeah, I meant to say a dolphin cocck.
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With gonorrhea.

12:03 pm October, 1 Stephanie said...

This is the point where I’d get all of the women in the photo a strap on and have their way with him. Tell him this is the American way.

12:26 pm October, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Da, Nyet, Da x 2, Douchebag-ski, Nyet x 2, Da, Da

4:09 pm October, 1 Wedgie said...

^D.Wallnuts knows glasnost when he sees it.
Das Vidania.

8:18 pm October, 1 Guid is Good said...

Ya we are laughing at Sergei but he probably owns a couple of Russian oil fields. So you think he could get a better looking shirt and 6 decent hookers. No 4 gets a pass but the tranny book-ends have to go.

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11:16 am October, 3 Steve L. said...

hey let’s see this guy fight two armed thugs in a bathhouse naked.

5:11 pm October, 3 Steve L. said...

in fact, i’ll be one of the thugs, because i’m a villain like that.

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