Sunday, October 10, 2010

England Mock the Hipsterbag

“We all play synth” for the glorious win.

# posted by douchebag1
8:29 am October, 10 G said...

Nothing much to add…the video says it all.

8:50 am October, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Catchy.

8:52 am October, 10 Lil Douche Coupe said...

As cliched as this may seem, this is Epic.

9:02 am October, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hate the English. United Douchedom.

9:18 am October, 10 Steve L. said...

i’ve never seen so much tight leggings in my life. is this where London is going with douchebaggery these days? man.

9:39 am October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Awesome.

9:43 am October, 10 mills said...

yeh its true having lived near london i have witnessed these “trendy indie” dickheads who often congregate outside starbucks or h&m or places like camden market or anywere “not scene” they are usually pretentious university students who live the “student life” to the upmost but really only go to university to say they’ve been there and done that they drink and smoke like they some pete doherty wannabes, they take great pleasure in quoting and claiming to be fans of obscure “underground” bands and go to “all the festivals” they often go out with girls like this

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/FearneCotton_450x646.jpg

hopefully they’ll all drown in a mudslide at glastonbury or one of their “music festivals”

12:16 pm October, 10 Anon said...

Stolen from LATFH

1:04 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

Anon, “Look At This Fucking Hipster” is a funny enough site, but it’s whole premise is but a subset of the grand mandate of this site.
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Now run along or I will be forced to do a dramatic Van Damme pose and kick you in the face, making it a bigger deal than it was.

1:12 pm October, 10 Cybele said...

More evidence Britain is no longer Great. Good thing they aren’t colonizing at the same rate they used to.

3:16 pm October, 10 Il Douché said...

This is exactly like Portland, Oregon nowadays. Hipsterbags of fixed gear bikes. One look in the windows of the Doug Fir lounge on any given night is enough to make even the srongest man want to gouge out his eyeballs

4:18 pm October, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yup. Stand on the corner of Damen and North Avenue in Chicago and this is all you’ll see. It’s like being trapped in a giant American Apparel ad, and it all reeks like patchouli, PBR and gutter urine.

4:20 pm October, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mills 9:43

Gah. Right you are. And each and every one of those little twits hoping to be the Edie Sedgwick to one of those moron’s Andy Warhol. Guess what, sugar tits? You’re gonna go on to get a respectable wardrobe and a real job and he’ll still be hunched over his PBR at some faux-dive, complaining that he heard the band onstage, like, WAY before anyone else ever heard of them.

5:59 pm October, 10 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I can tell you with about 95% accuracy which people will be getting off any of the north-south subways in NYC at 14th Street to transfer to the “L” train for the journey back to hipsterbag heaven, Williamsburg.

6:15 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

In the 80’s I was the first guy at my school to listen to Metallica’s “Kill ‘Em All”.
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Nobody ever thought I was Hip though. I was very un-ironically rockin’ out in my ’73 Corona Station Wagon I bought for $450. I peeled the vinyl woodgrain off the doors, put 1.5 gallons of Bondo on it and a $99 Raspberry Red Maaco paint job, stuck four Jensen coax 6×9’s in the doors powered by a Krako booster-Eq, and then unknowingly made one of the early subwoofers by putting an old Radio Shack Mach 1 home speaker in the back with blown tweeter/midrange powered by a Pioneer GMA-120 amplifier so I could have more bass.
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I guess now all that shit would be hip. Back then, it was just birth control.

6:17 pm October, 10 Deltus said...

The biggest problem with hipsterbag mockage is they wouldn’t be infuriated by it like a pumperbag or guidobag would. Which, of course, is half the fun.

6:18 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

And this DeadMau5 cat is totally biting my look:
adsf

6:24 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

And apparently the former home of HCwDB, Blogger, does have a max number of posts: 11,236 comments.
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In our absence spammers have been adding to the Samurai Scrote thread, and now at the end of the line there is the following notice:
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“REACHED MAXIMUM NUMBER OF COMMENTS. NO MORE COMMENTS CAN BE POSTED”.
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Unless Samurai Scrote desires it.

7:30 pm October, 10 ehcuodouche said...

Giving synthesizers to the British was like giving whiskey to the Indians.

8:36 pm October, 10 shawya said...

HA!

8:41 pm October, 10 wonderdouche twin said...

I always roll around with my Coleco Football game on my necklace.

8:56 pm October, 10 Stephanie said...

Perfect for the 1 second generation.

10:11 pm October, 10 Baleen said...

These goddamn fashion signifiers have gotten so convoluted that I’m gonna wear nothing but some shit stained week old tighty whities and a ripped wifebeater that smells like gypsy B.O. and proceed to out-hip these fuccers in the bar sometime.

10:31 pm October, 10 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

England needs some more Viking invasions to wipe the hipsterbag dickheads out.

8:59 am October, 11 Douches Wild said...

I wonder what all of these tats are going to look like in 40 years when these folks are grandparents of REALLY cosmic layabouts. The tigers and koi and oriental dragons will be oozing down their arms and legs with anamorphic cruelty- har har har.

9:19 am October, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

Can’t … stop … playing … this song …

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