Friday, October 22, 2010

Friday Haiku

“Make a Wish” for Ronald,
Fakes lupus to live the dream
Giggle Hotts pay rent.

Jim’s first cruise to Greece
Stopped at Lesbos Isle
It did not end well

— Wedgie

Too much cash on skirts,
not enough for hallway lights;
try hundred-watt bulbs.

— Wheezer

A Clockwork Orange.
Pink has torn down the wall, and
Changed name to Umber.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Everyone should know
You put the fuccen hinges
Inside the damn door.

— Crucial Head

Money costumes say
“If you’re spendy, I’m bendy”
Lolipop’s no charge

— saulgoode42

Psychoanalyze
Lollipop and skirts of cash
Flushes tuition

— Vin Douchal

# posted by douchebag1
7:03 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Everyone should know

You put the fuccen hinges

Inside the damn door.

7:04 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Autoerotic

Asphyxiation noose hangs

Loose from scroteling’s neck.

7:05 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Boss: first line six Syll’s

I drank too much last night too

All is forgiven.

7:05 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

One-sided mullet?
Is Ron Photoshopped in pic?
Questions…..and boobies.

7:06 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Brunette hott’s clad in

DarkSock’s complete salary

And I am jealous.

7:07 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

At least two hookers
In this embarrasing pic
Tell it like it is.

7:07 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The a cappella
girls group allows pretender:
His voice is sooo sweet!

7:08 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

I spy with my eye

A tender ‘barely legal’

… yep, it wears Pink Tie.

7:08 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

The one on the right
Shows us all through metaphor
What she thinks of him

7:09 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Skirt costs five Franklin’s

Top costs four more Benjamin’s

Bye, X-Mas bonus!

7:10 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Pinky on the left

‘Bout to birth Cleveland Steamer

Wheezer best look out!

7:10 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Finding happiness
all about the Benjamins;
mine is up those skirts.

7:10 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Similar schnozzes

Leads one to wonder: “Sisters”?

Taboo fetish… *SPROING*!!

7:11 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

Jim’s first cruise to Greece
Stopped at Lesbos Isle
It did not end well

7:11 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Director yells, “CUT!!”

The cast returns to normal

Glee episode wrapped.

7:12 am October, 22 Crucial Head said...

Six lesbianic

Teenagers just found their most

Masculine member.

7:13 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

I can’t type this shit
Fast enough to keep up with
That fuccen Crucial guy

7:13 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

Oops, 5-7-6

7:13 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Lollipop Molly
likes sweet and sticky; I glazed
my cockk with honey.

7:15 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

Little does he know
The “Ass-Raper’s Dildo Club”
Just called this meeting

7:17 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flush with some roofies.
Pinky knows a bit more than
Girls about date rape.

7:18 am October, 22 Guns-n-douches said...

Mr. Pink Tie gets shanked,
One more shot till girl on girl,
Now it’s a party.

7:18 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ron’s transsexual path
begins with post-op mingling
With some woo hotties.

7:19 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Too much cash on skirts,
not enough for hallway lights;
try hundred-watt bulbs.

7:19 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

They will make a noose
“Another weird suicide”
Says police report

7:20 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Clockwork Orange.
Pink has torn down the wall, and
Changed name to Umber.

7:21 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Staircase to the right
leads to the basement playpen.
Mr. White: “tour guide.”

7:22 am October, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Money costumes say
“If you’re spendy, I’m bendy”
Lolipop’s no charge

7:22 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

College half time show.
Flash Mob with lazer pointers
Goofs on Spirit Team.

7:24 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Brunette, the “new blonde”?
Don’t care about hair color;
show me the boobies!

7:25 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Never hire painters
Same color as house. Fung Shui
Turns all too dark poo.

7:26 am October, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Not much of a douche
But hot damn! What a gaggle.
He def gets a pass

7:27 am October, 22 curbyourendouchiasm said...

the 80’s called they
want their hair and tie back–first
hang yourself with it

7:27 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Metaphor: skirts tell
you how much money you’d need
to lift either one

7:32 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Rockettes take time to
pose with Santa wannabe.
He was just too gay.

7:33 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Chi Omegas need
interior decorator;
brought in Sig Nu prez.

7:34 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Halloween’s comin’;
not sure what these costumes are.
Ladies, get naked.

7:35 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Arizona State.
Wins collegiate award
For lifelike pumpkins.

7:35 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Cast of failed B-way
show, “Ronnie’s Angels” signs off.
They kept shooting him.

7:35 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Psychoanalyze
Lollipop and skirts of cash
Flushes tuition

7:36 am October, 22 jonezy said...

Not really that hot
Not really all that douchy
But very awkward

7:36 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Hey Boss: Halloween?
You holding fake douche/hottie
pic contest again?

7:37 am October, 22 jonezy said...

Benjamins on skirt
“Seriously, he was like
My fav President”

7:38 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Metaphor: Franklins
key to getting under there;
shocking if they’re not.

7:38 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

5:1 ratio
Happy lezzies ignore Ron
Sweet fapping later

7:39 am October, 22 jonezy said...

“Oh my god” they say
“Best party of the whole year!”
No one got laid though.

7:39 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Forrest was told life
Is like a box of oranges.
Didn’t get a bite.

7:40 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Jerry Brown campaign
Doing well at USC
Bill Clinton template

7:40 am October, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Projectile cum shot
Money shot on money skirt
Or on lollipop

7:41 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The club’s “Vegas Night”
Failed miserably with Don
Osmond look-a-like.

7:41 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I’ve no funny stuff
Smiling giant babe on left
Wicked distracting

7:43 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Brett Favre, in bad wig,
didn’t need to photograph
cockk; lets it hang out.

7:44 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Bachelorette Party
Ordered stripper not savant
Ron drools into tie

7:45 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

New football recruit
Meets UNLV hookers
Hey pal, we’re models

7:46 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Donny Osmund fails
In the soft porn spin of Tech-
nicolor Dreamcoat.

7:47 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

Lots of anal there…..
so much so that Ron has pink
sock draped over neck

7:47 am October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I’d invite these gals
Lottery win party then
Utah with five wives

7:49 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

H. Reid’s campaign aide
comes with solution to win.
A whore for your vote.

7:50 am October, 22 paperorplastic said...

naive young Ronald
expect the unexpected
one is a tranny

7:51 am October, 22 Hugh Manatee said...

Stunned Donnie Osmond,
Walks into Vegas Whorehouse,
Stays for the boobies!

7:56 am October, 22 Devon Wheatcakes said...

Cash-draped wonder bra,
Thousand-dollar-garnished thong,
Stimulus package.

7:56 am October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Nancy Pelosi
removes her mask and parties
with DNC girls.

7:57 am October, 22 Teddy Tendergass said...

Lollipop tastes like
Five different vaginas
Young scrote gets no taste.

7:58 am October, 22 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Pink tie, backwards cap.
Don’t try to hide behind hotts
We know you’re there, pud.

7:59 am October, 22 Teddy Tendergass said...

Okay this is it
I’m finally going to join
Young Republicans.

8:00 am October, 22 Wheezer said...

After election,
party rages on. Who won?
Oh, I think he did.

8:01 am October, 22 G. Gorgeous Clitty said...

“Where’s Waldouche?” you ask.
Just peein’ in butts is all
Go in peace scroteling.

8:03 am October, 22 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Bikinis of cash?
Girls, that’s not what I meant by
“Take my money shot!”

8:06 am October, 22 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Laugh it up, Ronald.
Your sister’s friends won’t put out.
At least not for you.
.
So much giggle hott.
Rightmost hott’s butt cheek beckons.
Midd’ navel needs gnaw.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey

8:10 am October, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

Damnit, late again
stupid dog chokes on something
Trip to vet. Whoopee!

8:11 am October, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

out from my dog’s throat
the vet removed something strange
these girls’ dignity

8:53 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

My contribution
Not in the propert format
Wedgie can’t count well

8:54 am October, 22 Wedgie said...

Or spell “proper” either

9:03 am October, 22 massengill said...

Girl on left looks like
One of my sister’s Facebook
Friends. But sluttier.

9:13 am October, 22 darksock said...

Stupid fuccen work.
Fuck! Shit fire, save the matches.
Stupid fuccen work.

9:20 am October, 22 CBS said...

Put on a pink tie
And Jizzed in his pants. Creep smile
and jizzed in his pants

9:29 am October, 22 CBS said...

five bangable bums
Drag Mulletstaine screams, “i’m limp”
Goes home and hangs high

9:33 am October, 22 CBS said...

blow hard band geek clues
playing flute is big pay-off
must exit friend zone

9:36 am October, 22 Douchelips said...

@saulgoode42 FTW!!
.
Money costumes say
“If you’re spendy, I’m bendy”
Lolipop’s no charge

11:41 am October, 22 Mr. Biggs said...

College suckle thigh
Every harem needs eunuch
Harold fits nicely.

8:29 pm October, 22 Steve L. said...

using hotts as meat
shields is punishable by
Navy SEAL snipers.

8:29 pm October, 22 Steve L. said...

alright my haiku made it on time on Friday!

10:53 pm October, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Dollars to doughnuts,
the pink iced varieties
are tasty ass pie.

10:58 pm October, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Two-buck Chuck likes him
a little pink daiquiris
with his one-buck fucks.

11:03 pm October, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The old question of
“What’s black and white and red all
over?” is answered here.

11:04 pm October, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

(ok, omit “here.”)

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