Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Haiku

Greased Lubey Douche
Freud says: Thumb phallic trauma,
Lana abandoned.

Not what I meant by
will you go down on me Sheila?
but she gives good thumb

– Eliza Douchecoo

The douchebag dentist,
Looking for a decayed tooth,
But, extracts her soul.

– Devon Wheatcakes

White Leather Matches
On Pedros belt and wrist, but
Lana, too much teeth

– THEONETRUEDOUCHE

A fan of salad.
Fedora likes his tossed. No
Mayo just oil.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Reminders of the
Gulf disaster. But for them,
“BP” means “butt plug.”

– Wheezer

I got a hat yo
bandanna on the neck check
seven foot of poo

– wonderdouche twin

Had no idea
F. Murray Abraham was
A gutter urchin.

– boatbutter

He misunderstood,
When the brunette told him,
“I want your digits.”

– scrotum pole

# posted by douchebag1
7:03 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

The Prep H Gangsters:
just ‘Frisco metrosexuals
who love crossdressers.

7:03 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lana’s mistaken
This is no buttered lobster.
Quick! Spit out that claw!

7:05 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Isn’t Astro-Glide
meant for use as lube elsewhere?
Human Slip-n-Slide

7:05 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

Greasino the Great
shows off the lifelike mouth of
his newest dummy.

7:06 am October, 29 Battlescrote Galactica said...

WD-40 Douche
Gets thumb job by Bleethy Bleeth
Death by Mandana

7:06 am October, 29 C. Alice Hardon said...

The pole dancer’s creed:
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”
She’s a rule-breaker.

7:06 am October, 29 boatbutter said...

Fetish-party Choad
Shows Lana his catfish hold.
“Catch (Bleeth) & Release “

7:07 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

Lana on her knees
Greasy douche mistakes her for
a Pez dispenser.

7:07 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

White belt warrior
has lots douche accoutrements.
They add up to poo.

7:08 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

Notary Lana
shows off her new embosser,
orally mounted.

7:08 am October, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Not what I meant by
will you go down on me Sheila?
but she gives good thumb

7:08 am October, 29 boatbutter said...

Had no idea
F. Murray Abraham was
A gutter urchin.

7:09 am October, 29 Devon Wheatcakes said...

The douchebag dentist,
Looking for a decayed tooth,
But, extracts her soul.

7:09 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Reminders of the
Gulf disaster. But for them,
“BP” means “butt plug.”

7:10 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kroeger wakes sober.
Sees tragic humanity.
Hello liquid lunch.

7:10 am October, 29 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Glisten does the douche
Margarine mandana slime
Bleeth sucks the butter

7:10 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

Greasy douche put a
quarter in Sue, but the gum
ball comes out the back.

7:10 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Wilma Fingerdo?
That’s just because his cocck is
meant for someone else.

7:11 am October, 29 wonderdouche twin said...

I got a hat yo
bandanna on the neck check
seven foot of poo

7:11 am October, 29 mr.reeve said...

Oiled up Italianbag Joey
Shows Diana how to bite
Joey loves gag ball four play

7:12 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A fan of salad.
Fedora likes his tossed. No
Mayo just oil.

7:12 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lurch takes a day off.
Plays the ‘Thing’ for Morticia
Well, this just festers!

7:12 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

A greased-up assclown…..
gee, how is everything a
gay reference here?

7:13 am October, 29 Hugh Manatee said...

Standing on tip-toes,
She’s still only chest-high.
Randy Newman”s right.

7:14 am October, 29 wonderdouche twin said...

Just look at me G’
Bikini top on shoulders
Inspector Gadget

7:15 am October, 29 Crucial Head said...

Noose deathgrip constricts
Head slung – greasy submission
‘Bag em n’ Tag em.

7:16 am October, 29 Crucial Head said...

Douche realizes
That Bleeth knows tip of his thumb
Is larger than cockk.

7:16 am October, 29 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

White Leather Matches
On Pedros belt and wrist, but
Lana, too much teeth

7:16 am October, 29 doucheblaster said...

what can we say?
Barf, uggh, ralph, puke
Slip, die on puddle of KY

7:16 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A Midnight Cowboy?
Or Sinatra wannabe?
Just Douchepocolypse!

7:16 am October, 29 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Pennzoil Pete drips
Walking Gulf Coast oil spill
Planet Earth drips black

7:17 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

True Mafiosos
would whack dis fag bum out ‘tree
ways to Sunday, natch!

7:17 am October, 29 Crucial Head said...

Reknown dental Doc
Prepares to remove jaw bone
After semen rot.

7:18 am October, 29 mr.reeve said...

Gangstabag wants to show off
His GSR and new white belt
“Poo and lube!” he proclaims

7:20 am October, 29 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Hottie on her knees
Douche demonstrates his grip to
Hold a large mouth bass

7:20 am October, 29 Crucial Head said...

Greasy choad attempts
Prying petrified VD
Before it’s too late.

7:20 am October, 29 mr.reeve said...

Lubed up Guido Douchebag
Watched too much Boardwalk Empire
Notta bites, spits and swallows

7:21 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mom said to Dina.
No more of a these greasy.
Dina goes for crude.

7:21 am October, 29 Crucial Head said...

Spit-shined brown lobster
Primes SLAPWHOAR receptical
For his diseased load.

7:21 am October, 29 saulgoode42 said...

They tried hanging him
They tried pouring kerosene
Thumb one kill him please

7:22 am October, 29 DJ Douchie Douche said...

w8….isnt it the brother of power choad?! oO

7:22 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bar’s experiment
with Poo Wrestling draws one fan.
She’ll get Cholera.

7:24 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sucking stinky thumb
Third prize in who can climb the
Greased guido contest.

7:24 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Halloween’s scary,
but “trick-or-treat” should involve
sweets, not fuccen grease

7:24 am October, 29 scrotum pole said...

He misunderstood,
When the brunette told him,
“I want your digits.”

7:25 am October, 29 mr.reeve said...

Wanna be gangsta guidobag
Diana the notta hotta biter of cockk
Smells like baby oil, poo and cagarrillos

7:27 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

More tan than Michael.
Tony’s dance routine amuzed
Gina with Thriller.

7:28 am October, 29 CBS said...

wax figures should not
get up and walk. Tommy Lee
freak is living proof.

7:30 am October, 29 Flyteeth said...

“IT TTASTES LIEK MUSHROOOMS!”
GINA SAAID AS SHE RELAIZED
HE HADD NO TARMAL!

7:30 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How many licks does
I take to get to middle
Of Chlamydia.

7:31 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Klinger greases up
and bulks out long after Mash
Now he’s into Rash

7:32 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

Motor Oil Man
Likes to act out Cape Fear scenes.
This will end badly.

7:32 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

^html fail, fagaoth

Motor Oil Man
Likes to act out Cape Fear scenes.
This will end badly.

7:33 am October, 29 CBS said...

Michael Richards thought:
nigger spout epiphany –
“I’m self-loathing queer”

7:33 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Age making dance moves
Rusty. Johnny needs lube job.
Comes out good as poo.

7:33 am October, 29 saulgoode42 said...

First they came for nips
Then they came for fingertips
Lower Horn, you’re next

7:34 am October, 29 Mr. White said...

“Cape Fear” sequel stars
Snooki and some random douche.
You owe us big, boss.

7:37 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She said she was dry.
“May need a little lube.” He’s
Going in head first.

7:37 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Joanie Laurer paid
to take a dive by greased-up
Vince McNoMan here

7:38 am October, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Snooki wannabe
Finds low rent Situation
New show, “Herpes Sore”

7:39 am October, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Doc, what’s with me?
Can’t stop sweating motor oil
And attracting dogs

7:39 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

When Medusa sees
this, she’s gonna go apeshit.
I want that carnage!

7:41 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Out of Haiku’s. I
Get back to work with liquor
To ease mental pain.

7:42 am October, 29 Wedgie said...

You’ve got him all wrong
True humanitarian
Pro Bono Dentist

7:42 am October, 29 Vin Douchal said...

The characters from
Tony and Tina’s Wedding
Honeymoon, Act Five

7:43 am October, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Proctology school
Hasn’t yet covered which hole
Ya stick ya thumb in

7:44 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

All the cloth on his
body might add up to a
full shirt. Just a thought…..

7:48 am October, 29 CBS said...

Alas Poor Bleeth! He
knew fellatio, fancy
gorge rising ab-horr’d

7:50 am October, 29 Vin Douchal said...

New Age nail technique
You think this is disgusting?
Wait ’til she does toes

7:53 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Lavender neckwrap
surely matches his panties;
I don’t wanna know.

7:54 am October, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Campus zombie craze
goes to far as Lana eats
two digits and thumb

7:55 am October, 29 CBS said...

excuse me while I
throw up in my mouth, she said.
butt plug boy lends hand.

7:57 am October, 29 CBS said...

if i wake up and
look like this guy. please cremate
my living frame quick.

8:03 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Formatting fails Boss,
though I’m sure he will fix it;
made front page again!

8:04 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

^^As soon as I clicked
“Submit Comment,” formatting
showed as corrected.

8:04 am October, 29 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Is it hot in there?
Good sweet Jebus, he’s melting.
Hott likes taste of wax.
.
Nice suckle shoulder.
But Lana digs wax statues.
Great conversations.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey

8:23 am October, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

Greasy brown douchebag
Demeans coed with his thumb
Poo craps a human

8:24 am October, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

Dammit DB1, WTF? These Friday Haikus are way too early for me. What is this, an East Coast contest?

8:40 am October, 29 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Greasy pube grazer
Man-boy … too much time with the razor
Hott sorta looks like Roz from Frasier

8:41 am October, 29 douchebag1 said...

Friday Haikus not,
place for homophobic rants,
Only poetry.
.
As to Mr. Biggs,
Yes it is far too early,
But Links, West Coast Time.
.
– management.

9:03 am October, 29 DJ Douchie Douche said...

wtf whys everyone
speaking in
3 liners? ^

9:32 am October, 29 Durty D said...

Thank you DB1
That moron’s rants were getting
Worse with each posting.

9:37 am October, 29 douche bagel said...

greasy douche does not go down smooth
feels like sandpaper

10:20 am October, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

Sorry, DB1
my brain won’t think up haikus
pre-7:00 am

11:59 am October, 29 massengill said...

This is, by far the
Most disturbing thing I’ve seen
In a long, long time.

12:00 pm October, 29 massengill said...

Hey douche, Dick Tracy
Called: you’re not in the movie.
You are too scary.

12:07 pm October, 29 massengill said...

Lubed up douchenozzle
Likes to feel open mouths since
Tetanus took his

2:42 pm October, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Just bite my thumb” douche
tells skanky bleeth. Noxious brown
cloud envelops room.
.
Haiku muscles are
not in shape.Stoopid class keeps
me from haiku fun. :(

8:55 pm October, 29 Stephanie said...

greased up loser trash
thinks he’s Tommy Lee
but he’s Tommy She

10:27 pm October, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’ no kissing this
Godfather’s ring, just molls suck-
ing up douche digit.

10:31 pm October, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

When douchebags look like
Italian sausage, Johnson-
ville broads seek Johnsons.

6:11 pm October, 31 Steve L. said...

new anti-aging
treatment: slather Botox all
over your body.

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