Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Douchebag Halloween!!

Here’s the scariest thing you’ll see all day.

Boo!!

EDIT #1: For those complaining there is not hott counterbalance, have some extraordinarily suckle thigh quality Cracked Wall Pear.

EDIT #2: The great Vin Douchal’s latest HCwDB MP3 track is up — Dedicated to Brothabag Edgar it is called “I’m Pretty.” It’s also for sale on on iTunes.

# posted by douchebag1
8:33 am October, 31 Wedgie said...

Looks a little gay.

8:36 am October, 31 Wedgie said...

Ok, looks really gay. Nice “block & fall” move at the end, by drunken choad. I have staggered up many a hallway using that same technique. I learned it from Rev. Chad K.

8:36 am October, 31 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

It looks a lot gay.

8:41 am October, 31 Ted Brogan said...

I really need to take Sundays off from HCwDB…

8:43 am October, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

Unfortunately/Fortunately I cannot play this video. Probably has something to do with my douchebag firewall I just had installed. But I’m sure it was yet another display of youthful jackassery in motion. Whatever happened to hackysack? At least there was a point to that. But even that was still a bunch of guys usually standing in a circle. Hmmmm…..Happy Halloween Everyone!

8:52 am October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

The pussy cast from HBO’s, “Cuntourage”

9:00 am October, 31 retard said...

Oh thank god it wasn’t emo hulk.

9:00 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

Thank you, Alex; I’ll take “Gay Zombies Full Of Rabid Lemurs” for $25, please.

9:01 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

Thank you, Alex; I’ll take “Interpretive Jazz Dance of Christopher Reeve being Electrocuted by a Booby-Trapped Gravy Boat” for $25, please.

9:02 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

Thank you, Alex; I’ll take “When motor skill dyslexics dance” for $50, please.

9:03 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

Thank you, Alex; I’ll take “Richard Simmons stomping on a nest of cockroaches” for $100, please.

9:15 am October, 31 Douchble Helix said...

I remember my first beer…

C’mon, man! We’re here for the Hot Chicks.

9:18 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

Thank you, Alex; I’ll take “Mash-Up of “Rent” and “West Side Story” Set In A Turkish Bath House” for $100, please.

9:19 am October, 31 08ArmyDoc said...

While wasting 44 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back, I’ve started considering a chicken: egg argument.

Did someone watch an epileptic Jerz guid have one of his “spells” while the cat chewed through the cord on his powerdrive colon massager (The Fistinator) and devise a new musical “genre” to match the rhythm?

OR, did the music itself cause the brain damage, inciting the random electrical brain discharge seen in these movements?

9:21 am October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That fish thing gave me the squigglies. I think that was Combed Four Prong with two of my dancing students as Wedgie suggests.

9:23 am October, 31 Wheezer said...

Hey Boss, perhaps you can add an “edit” with Vin’s latest opus: “Brothabag Edgar: I’m Pretty.”

9:25 am October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Giants have a bye check. Treats ready check. Decoration and music check. Tranquilizers check. Spooky supper feast ready check. Loads of booze check. Drunk as fucck check. Oompa Prompa hairdo was impossible, maybe next year, or maybe I’ll try again after I pick up the dog’s shit since I bought the bronzer and white suit.

9:40 am October, 31 scaradouche said...

I am holding out a shred of hope that keeping his head and eyes down wasn’t related to BAL, practiced nihilism or studied nonchalance, but actual shame, despair, and self-loathing.

9:53 am October, 31 Mr. White said...

Can I safely assume there is no hott involved here, and I can skip this video? When did Sunday become Torment Your Site Visitors Day?

10:25 am October, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

The bags are resourceful now that the weather is getting cooler they’ve brought the frolic to indoor parking lots. I liken what I just saw to gang members “Beating in” a new recruit, poor baggling failed miserably. The crushing shame he must of felt is the shame I’m feeling for having witnessed this video.

10:32 am October, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hmmm!!!!!! Cracked Wall Pear is a perfect antidote to the homoerotic hump attempt fail at about the 7 sec mark of this video

10:38 am October, 31 tall guy said...

I like Vin Douchal’s I’m Pretty.

10:50 am October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m Pretty. Drunk. Good tune.

11:11 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

I’d know that Pear anywhere. That’s Ass Pear LaPlante. I’d like to swim up her butt like a dildonic candirú fish.
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Of love.

11:27 am October, 31 tall guy said...

I wish I did ‘know that pear’… Intimately.

11:39 am October, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ 08ArmyDoc 9:19–I’m going to go with your chicken and egg quandary, and suggest that the presence of parked cars may also somehow spur these douches into action. Parking lots, driveways and parking garages? This can’t be mere coincidence….

11:46 am October, 31 creature said...

bravo, once again Vin…. HBwHC equivalent of a Grammy is due…. a Plinky?

11:47 am October, 31 creature said...

uhhh, HCwDB… stupid whiskey!

12:06 pm October, 31 Wheezer said...

@creature, 11:47 p.m. –
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No, you’re good – think “Hot Babes with Hot Chicks.” See? All better, eh?
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Or “Hot Babes with Huge Cantaloupes.”
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Ummmmm, be right back…..

12:07 pm October, 31 Wheezer said...

What wall?

12:21 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

adg

2:45 pm October, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Turtle Boy represent! Amazing.

3:27 pm October, 31 Wheezer said...

===== HALL OF HOTT ALERT!!!!! =====
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Has anyone noticed the latest additions of Francine and Holly? I just did.
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And now I’ll treat myself to chapped hands and cockk for the rest of the night. I have no lube handy (so to speak)…..

3:41 pm October, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Dude, where have you been? That’s like two weeks agos news. You need to go fwap to the future. Its called sobriety, check into it. You might notice more.

4:26 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

Don’t listen to Nancy. Sober is no way to go through Life. And by “Life” I mean “Life’s savings”.

5:35 pm October, 31 Stephanie said...

The douche hags had bedbugs in their pants.

5:58 pm October, 31 Steve L. said...

i don’t need some emergency Cracked Wall Pear pulled from SuperTangas on the fly just to weather this video.



okay i do.

6:36 pm October, 31 Troy Tempest said...

So, the little bastards have all gone in for the night. It’s almost freezing out, and no one is interested in wandering around in the cold. Dressed as pirates (aaaaarg!) we harrassed one and all.
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Daughter went out as Santa’s EVIL elf. She wanted to go as the Easter Bunny and really screw with people’s heads (like father, like daughter) but we couldn’t find an appropriate bunny costume. There were plenty of inappropriate ones, but I’m a Dad and no real Dad lets his little muffin dress like a centerfold.
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The neighbours were serving hot dogs and mini burgers, hot chocolate and tea. If you wer cool, they’d flip you some liquor, and a solid half pint of Woodford’s found its way past my lips. Yum.
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So, daughter and friends are in the LR huddled around the fire and listening to my old Chrome records….
“YOU’VE BEEN RESIGNATED!
YOU’VE BEEN COMPLICATED!
YOU’VE BEEN….. REPLACED!!!”
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and the classic line:
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I saw you in the zoo
in the parking lot
don’t you know that what you need
YOU’VE ALREADY GOT!!!”
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and now they’re listening to:
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I’ve been waiting a long tim e to ask you
I don’t like just haning around
I don’t want you to feel too complicated
I don’t like beating around the bush
Baby don’t you know I want you TO BE MY DOG!!!
Be my dog…
Be my dog…
Fundamental.
Monumental.
Body needs
all the time.
Fundamental
Monumental.
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Yoy – I need another drink.
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Holy shit it’s dark outside. Damn – that night time really gets to me some times. And the highlight? What John Stewart said yesterday:

“Because we know, instinctively, as a people, that if we are to get through the darkness and back into the light, we have to work together. And the truth is there will always be darkness, and sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t the promised land.

Sometimes, it’s just New Jersey.”

7:15 pm October, 31 creature said...

sometimes it’s a freight train bearing down on you… or a thunderbolt… or a hooker with a maglight in her snatch… more whiskey for everyone!

7:17 pm October, 31 Deltus said...

Was about to vomit from watching that vid, but Cracked Wall Pear saved me. When they move around like that, it makes them harder to hit, especially from a distance. Makes for better sport.

8:51 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

For FUCK’s sake.
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Being a Saints fan should automatically come with a fuccen Valium prescription. SHIT. I mean COME FUCKING ON….can’t there be ONE game where we’re not chewing dime-spots out of the fuccen Naugahyde with our collectively clenched assholes???
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yeah yeah yeah I know:

8:52 pm October, 31 Turtle Boy said...

I Like Turtles.

8:54 pm October, 31 Turtle Boy said...

But even Turtle Boy ponders: Dominated by the CLEVELAND FUCKING BROWNS??? Why not the Texas RANGERS?
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FUCK ME.
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…………….i like turtles…………………………

8:55 pm October, 31 Reptile Fucker said...

^If a leathery turtle egg can fit in there….why can’t I?

9:42 pm October, 31 anon 1243 said...

Oh Darude, how you’ve fueled douchebags from the early 90s and today with your Sandstorm.

9:53 pm October, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I don’t know why that douche frolic reminds me of the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz..

The only thing missing is that pecking bird pulling the stuffing out of him.

5:34 am November, 1 Canadian Pharmacy said...

Daughter came out as Evil Santa’s elf. She would like the Easter bunny and really screws people’s heads, but we could not find a bunny costume appropriate. There was a lot of them wrong, but I am the father and his father leaves no real cupcake costume like a centerfold.

6:04 am November, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

This is a repeated frolic. I’m disappointed. :-(

6:23 am November, 1 Mr Fitzwilliam Douchey said...

As long as you follow up these douchey videos with pear of that quality, keep them coming!

6:24 am November, 1 massengill said...

@ Darksock

Brees probably shouldn’t have waited half the season to put the ball in Marques Colston’s hands. I had Brees and Rapedaburger on my fantasy team and chose to play Worthlessberger, given NO’s performance against the Cleveland fucking Browns last week. What a bunch of shit.

7:19 am November, 1 Deltus said...

Boss, just so you know, comments are turned off for the Weekly. Wrong entry, I know.

7:21 am November, 1 Mr. White said...

The Weekly is fixed! The people’s voices cannot be heard!

9:02 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ What? Did somebody say something?

9:51 am November, 1 Dicy said...

Lamest thing I’ve seen all day. And I looked in the mirror this morning.

10:18 am November, 1 Douchie Arnaz said...

Gentlemen: the site is not called “Douchebags, then Hot Chicks,” nor “Douchebags, with a Chick Chaser.” If you left your game at home, don’t step on the court.

12:11 pm November, 1 charlie sheen said...

i could only get though about 14 sec and fell out of my chair needing a shot on insuiln thank sweet baby jesus the was something to counter that weird stuff

6:34 am November, 2 mr.reeve said...

Dear Lord they are gay. And by gay I mean cockk suckers.
I have been saying Holly for HoH for weeks now.

10:05 pm November, 2 Motorcycle Parts said...

I have installed. But I'm sure it was further evidence of jackassery youth movement. What happened to hackysack

8:39 am November, 4 anonymouse said...

Bonus Pear had me speaking in tongues just now. Blughalughagh.

8:39 am November, 4 anonymouse said...

By the way, Cracked Wall Pear for HoP pronto! Who’s with me?!

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