Wednesday, October 20, 2010

HCwDB Not Quite After Dark

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Well, it’s sorta dusky here in Los Angeles.

And rainy.

Not quite enough for an “HCwDB After Dark.” But enough to post some wiggy clowns mugging a tasty barely legal hott boddket.

Your humble narrator sits in his Civil War era rocking chair on the veranda and pinches some snuff. The plaintive cries of desperate actresses can be heard pinging through the hills.

“You want dessert or just the check?”

Just the check, Margaritte. But I loved you on Nip/Tuck.

# posted by douchebag1
5:59 pm October, 20 Steve L. said...

it took this many douchebags to take her out to the Hard Rock?
my heart bleeds black tar heroin for… nothing in particular.

6:03 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I recognize that body, Mrs. Kroeger circa 1984. Still fucleable the old bat. I wish we were 19 again smoking doobies amongst my bra collection in my 1975 Chrysler Vanagon with the rotted wheel weels and keg of beer resting upon my menstrual fluid stained mattress of condoms and cigarette butts Alpine speakers blaring the Psychadelic Furs or Simple Minds while two young genitals cominglrd themselves on their shallow erotic journey into adulthood.

6:07 pm October, 20 Mr. White said...

What’s a boddket?

6:11 pm October, 20 soy bomb said...

The multi-ethnic collection of greased-up choads share a last, bittersweet laugh as their necks are being measured for a final fitting before the ceremonial decapitation and then placement upon the six pikes behind them. They all knew this day would come, but it’s a small sacrifice to make in exchange for eternal glory…For they will become the six faces of the newly created Mt. Douchemore, Miami Beach’s answer to the South Dakota landmark.

6:13 pm October, 20 douchebag1 said...

“hott boddket” = “hot pocket” + “bod.” I go back to drinking now.
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– management

6:18 pm October, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

Ruprecht The Monkey Boy at 8:00.

6:18 pm October, 20 soy bomb said...

I knew what you meant boss. I too, love hot pockets and even pay full retail for them.

6:35 pm October, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Yes, Hang Roose little asian bro, Hang Roose indeed. Its cool, I’ve got like 10 asian friends and they totally acknowledge their inability to make the L sound.

6:38 pm October, 20 Turdacious said...

1 girl, 5 bags and a cup

7:02 pm October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Tosh Douche.0 in the background took his eyes off of her ass long enough to grouse for the photo.
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She was walking by and they made her snap the photo with them. Later, she went to her room and scrubbed herself raw with Bath and Body Oatmeal Soap. That gritty shit.

7:20 pm October, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Her pelvis bone is coming off.

7:52 pm October, 20 Douchelips said...

Wow…I can see why the douchebags got so excited around her. Truly a Venus de Milo albeit with bad taste in douchebags.

8:05 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Barely legal hott has a body that is reminiscent of Holly’s, this week’s weekly winner’s.

I love when fat guys – yea you in the middle – sport the GSR.

8:07 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

The gang refused to dampen their own spirits shortly after being banished from the village designed by the infamous architect: Swifferhead, AIA, Biloxi Chapter.

8:08 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

Wow, is having hair on your chest illegal these days, or what? Some of these ass-monkeys must spend more time shaving down and waxing than my wife.

8:09 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

“On the count of three… everyone who relishes the swallowing of donkey jizz make a crrrraaaazzzzyyy face!!!!11!1!”

8:11 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

The revelry of the gang was snuffed sharply as the teeth of the new Paul Bunyan-powered Stihl® chainsaw choogled to life behind them…

8:13 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

Fifteen minutes into the competition, and the camera finds Eldrick still patiently biding his tongue for the precious purchase of one of the legions of spent condoms being sporadically lobbed by Dung Nguyen.

8:16 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

Jeeezus christ will this Ambien ever start working… ?

8:18 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

^Try a little Maker’s with that, you’ll sleep like a baby.

8:46 pm October, 20 Maxim Kovalenko said...

A rare appearance by a clear cup! For some reason, it looks like it wants to be any where but there.

8:48 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

@Wedgie,

The magic word… ahhhh… zzzzzzzzz *hic*… zzzzzz…

9:44 pm October, 20 Gays said...

MMMMM CBS cock

10:32 pm October, 20 Dicy said...

Bad decisions await blondie. I weep for the bodkett.

11:03 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Modern legions of Ku Klux Klansmen gather ’round the early evening’s warm-up and diversion, while in the background their robe topper inserts await the moment of donning: midnight.

11:05 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Wedgie peruses the HCwDB daily posting, only to find his image plastered all over the photo top.

11:08 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The “Nother Piece’o Pie Motel” advertises its sugar cream and coconut cream pie specials of its attached restaurant, while the clientele discover the real pie is back in the pool area.

11:09 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ods bodkins, DB1 used the term “boddket.”

5:37 am October, 21 Asshole said...

Even I think Whoop-Di-Douche is an asshole.

5:52 am October, 21 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Wedgie, I’m not sure these dudes are shaving their chests/groins– it’s possible that their bodies don’t produce enough testosterone to grow body hair.
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Or maybe they live in an area with high levels of radioactive contamination.
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But the more likely explanation is that they’re all narcissistic, preening twats, who spend several hours each day in front of a mirror with an epilator.

6:12 am October, 21 the douche whisperer said...

i think white sunglasses boy may have been born like that.
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probably not.

6:52 am October, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

This is all I have to say:

6:54 am October, 21 DarkSock said...

They reveled on the strangely spongey ground, barely aware of the gathering darkness, as Plinky’s Mom’s bottom jaw slowly rose to its shut position behind them. With one flick of her tongue on which they stood they would tumble screaming into the Sarlacc that lived in her esophagus.

7:00 am October, 21 Deltus said...

Hott boddket there is the kind of young lady that you both hope is your neighbor’s daughter, and you hope is NOT your neighbor’s daughter. The former because you’d love to look, the latter because the inevitable looking would lead to your wife leaving you and taking half your stuff.

7:06 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

^True story.

8:11 am October, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Too much douche, not enough hott. Tho the hott is very fine.

8:36 am October, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

All I see is a bunch of camel toes in this picture, only one that I would munch vs. punch

8:37 am October, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Who let Gilbert Godfried (front left) out of his cage?

8:38 am October, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I smell paste…

8:58 am October, 21 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

It’s pretty bad when you have so many tribal tatts that you can be 80% obscured in a photo and still look like the biggest douche there.

9:33 am October, 21 douche bagel said...

the party at the NORMS parking lot was off the hook

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