Wednesday, October 20, 2010
HCwDB Not Quite After Dark
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Well, it’s sorta dusky here in Los Angeles.
And rainy.
Not quite enough for an “HCwDB After Dark.” But enough to post some wiggy clowns mugging a tasty barely legal hott boddket.
Your humble narrator sits in his Civil War era rocking chair on the veranda and pinches some snuff. The plaintive cries of desperate actresses can be heard pinging through the hills.
“You want dessert or just the check?”
Just the check, Margaritte. But I loved you on Nip/Tuck.
it took this many douchebags to take her out to the Hard Rock?
my heart bleeds black tar heroin for… nothing in particular.
I recognize that body, Mrs. Kroeger circa 1984. Still fucleable the old bat. I wish we were 19 again smoking doobies amongst my bra collection in my 1975 Chrysler Vanagon with the rotted wheel weels and keg of beer resting upon my menstrual fluid stained mattress of condoms and cigarette butts Alpine speakers blaring the Psychadelic Furs or Simple Minds while two young genitals cominglrd themselves on their shallow erotic journey into adulthood.
What’s a boddket?
The multi-ethnic collection of greased-up choads share a last, bittersweet laugh as their necks are being measured for a final fitting before the ceremonial decapitation and then placement upon the six pikes behind them. They all knew this day would come, but it’s a small sacrifice to make in exchange for eternal glory…For they will become the six faces of the newly created Mt. Douchemore, Miami Beach’s answer to the South Dakota landmark.
“hott boddket” = “hot pocket” + “bod.” I go back to drinking now.
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– management
Ruprecht The Monkey Boy at 8:00.
I knew what you meant boss. I too, love hot pockets and even pay full retail for them.
Yes, Hang Roose little asian bro, Hang Roose indeed. Its cool, I’ve got like 10 asian friends and they totally acknowledge their inability to make the L sound.
1 girl, 5 bags and a cup
Tosh Douche.0 in the background took his eyes off of her ass long enough to grouse for the photo.
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She was walking by and they made her snap the photo with them. Later, she went to her room and scrubbed herself raw with Bath and Body Oatmeal Soap. That gritty shit.
Her pelvis bone is coming off.
Wow…I can see why the douchebags got so excited around her. Truly a Venus de Milo albeit with bad taste in douchebags.
Barely legal hott has a body that is reminiscent of Holly’s, this week’s weekly winner’s.
I love when fat guys – yea you in the middle – sport the GSR.
The gang refused to dampen their own spirits shortly after being banished from the village designed by the infamous architect: Swifferhead, AIA, Biloxi Chapter.
Wow, is having hair on your chest illegal these days, or what? Some of these ass-monkeys must spend more time shaving down and waxing than my wife.
“On the count of three… everyone who relishes the swallowing of donkey jizz make a crrrraaaazzzzyyy face!!!!11!1!”
The revelry of the gang was snuffed sharply as the teeth of the new Paul Bunyan-powered Stihl® chainsaw choogled to life behind them…
Fifteen minutes into the competition, and the camera finds Eldrick still patiently biding his tongue for the precious purchase of one of the legions of spent condoms being sporadically lobbed by Dung Nguyen.
Jeeezus christ will this Ambien ever start working… ?
^Try a little Maker’s with that, you’ll sleep like a baby.
A rare appearance by a clear cup! For some reason, it looks like it wants to be any where but there.
@Wedgie,
The magic word… ahhhh… zzzzzzzzz *hic*… zzzzzz…
MMMMM CBS cock
Bad decisions await blondie. I weep for the bodkett.
Modern legions of Ku Klux Klansmen gather ’round the early evening’s warm-up and diversion, while in the background their robe topper inserts await the moment of donning: midnight.
Wedgie peruses the HCwDB daily posting, only to find his image plastered all over the photo top.
The “Nother Piece’o Pie Motel” advertises its sugar cream and coconut cream pie specials of its attached restaurant, while the clientele discover the real pie is back in the pool area.
Ods bodkins, DB1 used the term “boddket.”
Even I think Whoop-Di-Douche is an asshole.
Wedgie, I’m not sure these dudes are shaving their chests/groins– it’s possible that their bodies don’t produce enough testosterone to grow body hair.
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Or maybe they live in an area with high levels of radioactive contamination.
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But the more likely explanation is that they’re all narcissistic, preening twats, who spend several hours each day in front of a mirror with an epilator.
i think white sunglasses boy may have been born like that.
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probably not.
This is all I have to say:
They reveled on the strangely spongey ground, barely aware of the gathering darkness, as Plinky’s Mom’s bottom jaw slowly rose to its shut position behind them. With one flick of her tongue on which they stood they would tumble screaming into the Sarlacc that lived in her esophagus.
Hott boddket there is the kind of young lady that you both hope is your neighbor’s daughter, and you hope is NOT your neighbor’s daughter. The former because you’d love to look, the latter because the inevitable looking would lead to your wife leaving you and taking half your stuff.
^True story.
Too much douche, not enough hott. Tho the hott is very fine.
All I see is a bunch of camel toes in this picture, only one that I would munch vs. punch
Who let Gilbert Godfried (front left) out of his cage?
I smell paste…
It’s pretty bad when you have so many tribal tatts that you can be 80% obscured in a photo and still look like the biggest douche there.
the party at the NORMS parking lot was off the hook