Saturday, October 16, 2010

Is She Really Going Out With Him? (Season Three)

Check it.

Starts November 1st on MTV.

# posted by douchebag1
12:20 pm October, 16 tall guy said...

My ‘region’ doesn’t pick these vids up. Darn it!

1:09 pm October, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yes, unfortunately, she is STILL going out with HIM.
All’s the pity.

1:10 pm October, 16 skrag2112 said...

Al Queda needs to crash airplanes into these twats.

1:28 pm October, 16 Stephanie said...

Send them all to Afghanistan and let them really figure things out for once in their stupid lives.

1:34 pm October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My cable package here in the tundra doesn’t get MTV Canada. Is it perhaps covered by CTV which owns MTVC?

And I hate kids. Little pricks caused so much trouble I coudn’t take them to the Migratory Bird Sanctuary. So now I’m here drunk taking a little drinky break before performing feats of drunken autobody repair beyond the imagination. I love duct tape and bondo.

Where’s Fenton? I hardly got to know him.

1:45 pm October, 16 G said...

Doesn’t work in the nether regions called Canada…too bad…would have liked to check it out.

1:58 pm October, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

what the fuck was that gay pillow hump practice thing? I like a good DP as much as the next gal, but god damn, you don’t practice it at home with a pillow and NO WOMAN.

2:00 pm October, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ I meant “SEEING a good DP”. Really. I did.

2:25 pm October, 16 Troy Tempest said...

Nov1 is far away. Til then we can only dream of our own Marions.

2:33 pm October, 16 Battlescrote Galactica said...

DB1,
That was epic man! Awesome intro! Way to turn up the notch man! The war and the mock continues…

3:28 pm October, 16 Horace Dangleballs said...

I spotted Marina Bay in one of the Boston shots. Home and haven to an overwhelming number of douchebags. It figures that these fuckwits would gravitate there.

3:33 pm October, 16 dbBen said...

Congrats boss, looks like a good season!

3:56 pm October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Any way you can post a trailer that is not prohibited in other regions. We would like to see clips of the show.

4:14 pm October, 16 DarkSock said...

heh heh Medusa had a Freudian slit…er, slut…er, boner…um never mind.
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Hey, there’s nothing morally wrong with humping a pillow; as long as you’re married to it.

4:18 pm October, 16 DarkSock said...

This really does look like the best season yet; just the preview made me pissed off.

6:13 pm October, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’ll be interested to see where the Boston-Baggery takes place, my bet is Revere possibly Winthrop. Boston is a hotbed for townie baggery

6:19 pm October, 16 Mr. White said...

So which one of those girls is going to be the new Snooki?
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Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over here with that shotgun barrel in my mouth.

8:35 pm October, 16 Steve L. said...

if Jersey Shore is becoming more popular by the day, i would expect no less from ISRGOWH.

8:38 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Suggestion:
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Can any of these douchebag/hott couples just bust out some Guy and Ralna stuff?

9:26 pm October, 16 DarkSock said...

Barbara Billingsly passed away today…..must…fight…urge…to make….”worried about the beaver” joke….

11:30 pm October, 16 Englebert HumperDouche said...

ur right ,et tu douche? boston has a huge douche population..some prime specimans for us to mock…can’t wait!

1:05 am October, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I say we teabag ’em on a ship in Boston Harbor.

5:33 am October, 17 Slivertech said...

What the fuck. Everyone should rent the movie “Idiocracy” then eat each other.

6:13 am October, 17 darksock said...

^ You heard the man, People.
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Dicy, Medusa: I own a copy of Idiocracy; y’all hope a cheap casino flight to Biloxi and let’s get to it.
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I shaved…..
iiii

11:42 am October, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ You guys have Dunkin’ Donuts in Biloxi? if yes, I’m grabbing some cherry flavored warming lube and I’m on my way.

4:12 pm October, 17 Troy Tempest said...

Cannot see the preview in Canada.

Boo.

4:14 pm October, 17 darksock said...

^Dunkin’ Donuts??? Pfffft. This is the deeeeep south, ma’am. It’s called “Krispy Kreme”; if you don’t know, then you just don’t KNOW.

5:03 pm October, 17 darksock said...

Little known trivia about K.K. Donuts:
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Krispy Kreme pastries were actually invented when a clabbered fist-sized hunk of ass cheese growing inside of one of Plinky’s Mom’s purse-sized cellulite crevices fell into one of the several bedside deep fryers she keeps on the floor by the bed. Thinking it was her small dog, she immediately ate it, and a treat was born.
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Medical Fact.

5:08 pm October, 17 darksock said...

Medusa, bring Mr. White on down and we’ll take care of that DP fantasy of yours.
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Oh, and bring the strap-on; White’s in the middle.
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wait……think about the logistics….we may need to stab a new orifice in Mr. White’s taint with a paring knife, or perhaps a spatula depending on the hardware you bring. No pain, No gain.
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If a guy bones another dude’s stab wound, that’s not gay, right? Dammit where’s Pfah when you need him…

6:22 am October, 18 Mr. White said...

@darksock
I was highly disappointed to find that the list of paraphilias on Wikipedia does not include blood or wounds (except for vampirism), so I don’t know if I can answer your question re: The Gay.

6:50 am October, 18 Deltus said...

Goddamn regions on the Internet. It’s supposed to be regionless.

7:12 am October, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Boss,
Congratulations. Hard work and Hotess treats produce great results. Nope, not talking about soft BMs.

11:01 am October, 18 Philip Seymour Hoff-bag said...

That sneeze at the end is ridiculous.

11:24 am October, 18 Douchie Arnaz said...

Season 3? DB1 must be just stone cold pimpin a gold-plated Escalade by now. Can I be his turtle? Wait, that didn’t come out right. Wait, *that* didn’t come out right….

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