Monday, October 4, 2010

Jenny and the Bros

All Jenny wanted was to hang with her BFFs and, like, totally complain about how Kevin was, like, totally lame at the party when he threw up on those foreign exchange students.

But then the Bros showed up. I mean, like, sure, they bought them drinks and all, but did they have to butt in when Jenny began Facebook picture-taking (ratio currently holding at twenty-six attempts per uploadable)? I mean, the night, like, totally sucked from there on out.

# posted by douchebag1
2:32 pm October, 4 DarkSock said...

“No Ma’am; the Red Roof Inn is next door. Enjoy your prom.”

2:42 pm October, 4 mr.reeve said...

The pointer Bro in the back is trying to arse ram poor Dongerbag.

2:43 pm October, 4 system of douche said...

Ever defiant, Nick gives the one finger salute as Wee Man violates his ass with his turgid member.

2:46 pm October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wait, which one would Jenny be, the blonde on the right or the girl in pink? Also, it appears the middle bleeth is getting third base off of the blonde, which is why she is making that face.

2:48 pm October, 4 system of douche said...

The front two are delectable.
The blonde is annoying me with the duckface.
Orientbag is punchable.

3:32 pm October, 4 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I feel like I just missed a key shot at Duck Hunt and that damn dog is chuckling at me…

4:06 pm October, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

The two brunettes would be perfect, if they were unable to speak.

4:08 pm October, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is that 4-Prong’s sister up front in the pink? That’s definitely a tool in the back. We see you Bro 2, thanks for comin’ out. Now go back in.

4:29 pm October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

twitter@jennyatdaclub69lol! :
.
” We, like, totally got photo bombed by Flea. He said he was Flea and then I went to the bathroom and blew him,… but I didn’t see a single tattoo on his stomach or chest, he said he’s getting them all , like, removed and he’s almost done, just a few left on his arms…… anyway, he tasted like an everything bagel,.. he didn’t know the words to “Sexy Mexican Maid” when I started to sing it when we were done, .. But KNOW it was him ,….. ! “

5:18 pm October, 4 retard said...

Jenny, I got your number. I want to make you mine. Jenny I got your number _______

5:42 pm October, 4 Steve L. said...

Jenny would be great at educating foreign exchange students on the finer nuances of the word “like”.
and by great i mean boobies.

6:16 pm October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Grasshopper, snatch the penis from my hand.

6:51 pm October, 4 Wedgie said...

He said “hung like a flea”. Don’t worry, babe, common mistake. Anthony Peedis has made a career out of those.

8:38 pm October, 4 CBS said...

if i could hazard a guess…none of these people know each other.

at a gelato place still open at 1am on friday…blonde makes a lesbo pass at ethnic hott. gelato scooper in pink wishing she was drunk instead of getting paid 7 bucks an hour cash under the table gets front and center for HCwDB redemption. foreign exchange douche is grabbed out the window for ethnic hott to downplay awkward gay fail. complete scrub in the back row moves forward to grab possible nickel more likely quarter tip fallen on ground by pink cream scooper.

9:14 pm October, 4 soy bomb said...

The middle, ethnic hott looks like she could be HOH’s own Super Baggio’s Clarissa.

9:21 pm October, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The middle ethnic hott looks like that Kardashian woman. All of ’em.

9:23 pm October, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

More females with great bods should pour themselves into tight pink stretch jersey dresses, and express themselves and their boobies.

Because entertaining males is a good thing.

Ask Martha.

9:25 pm October, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Who knows what the pouty-faced blonde with the blue python bag is hiding in that tote?

Squozed porch beef?

9:28 pm October, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Nice girls!

11:13 pm October, 4 Wheezer said...

@Pink Dress:
.
Hair over the eyes? Here is how you do that…..and toss in a little ass pear, too.

1:34 am October, 5 Baleen said...

Looks like Ronnie scored the coke!

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6:27 am October, 5 Mr. White said...

Pink dress holds the record at her community college sorority for most blow jobs given at one mixer. It’s a fact.

6:53 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

This is the shocking first image from Fish Slap’s colonoscopy.

7:33 am October, 5 Deltus said...

Middle brunette is wrist-deep in the blonde. No, it’s not a trick of the camera, that’s what’s happening. SHUT UP, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING I SAID!!!

6:43 pm October, 5 Stephanie said...

The one in front with the red shirt bought a new bra and just wants everyone else to know this.

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