Sunday, October 17, 2010

HCwDB: The Porn Parody

This site’s pop culture impact is complete when the porn industry is doing quasi-HCwDB adult film parodies.

“There’s Dane Cook!” for the glorious win.

(clip is work-safe)

# posted by douchebag1
8:50 am October, 17 Mr. White said...

Nice clip, but DB1, I wouldn’t call this “work safe.” The audio is laced with f bombs and chat about dildos. Granted, that makes it kind of awesome, but not work safe unless you work in porn. You might want to put a warning before someone fires this up in their cube farm.

9:20 am October, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

I don’t know what I just saw. And yet I loved it.

9:21 am October, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok Mr White, I think it’s a given that you watch random stuff at work while wearing headphones 😛

9:33 am October, 17 Mr. White said...

@Mr. Biggs
I’m stuck in that classic Catch-22: I don’t use headphones because then I can’t hear people coming up behind me when I’m watching inappropriate things and/or commenting hcwdb all day. But because I don’t use headphones, I’m limited to how much inappropriate content I can watch. What’s a desk jocky to do?
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Anyoo, here’s my contribution to video Sunday: Sex Robot. No actual sex, but there is human-on-robot violence.

10:08 am October, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

One headphone on the ear, one headphone off. Kinda like how I drive …

11:00 am October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Robert Rodriguez is branching out. I particularly like the image of enema tools as a metaphor for Colt-45’s. Porn zombie douchebags as men in black villains chasing the nerds like us (What?) as the new heroes in an altered wild west theme. Shit like this is safe for me cause I drink alone. And by drink alone I mean work and drink alone. The Reverend appreciates some porn on Sundays after service. Now off to Cliphunter.

11:18 am October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Well, whatever it is, it beats the Hell out of those Sunday fist pump dance videos.

11:40 am October, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

I am in love with Johnny Pistol, whoever he is. And I will gladly go get that glass dildo and shot of espresso and join his little friend there for some Sunday afternoon scissorin’.

11:51 am October, 17 Troy Tempest said...

re: Sex Robot – here is my fave sex robot video.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

1:22 pm October, 17 DouchYaWannaDance said...

Work Safe???

Maybe with the audio off. Repeated use of the F-word in a song: *Not* “work safe”.

1:44 pm October, 17 Wedgie said...

Awesome. They took every moment from a 2-hour movie that didn’t have hardcore scenes, compiled them into a trailer, and got 3 1/2 minutes of footage. Truly inspiring.
God I love the San Fernando Valley.

2:54 pm October, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

What a fine coming out, a debutante balling, if you will.

5:11 pm October, 17 Wedgie said...

Clip is work safe…. if you work on the docks in Long Beach.

6:33 pm October, 17 system of douche said...

Exemplary acting.

After seeing this, I need a bath consisting of Safety-Kleen, lye, and maggots. With a spritz of Cam 2 followed by a match for an apertif.

7:46 pm October, 17 Blair said...

I want the mp3 of that song. Make it my ringtone. So I guess all porn actresses shop at LA Ink now?

9:30 pm October, 17 Steve L. said...

i feel blessed today. not because i have any faith in the bag hunting cred of porn chicks. but simply because, unlike most Sundays, i’m not mutilated by grotesque douchebaggery today.

6:56 am October, 18 Deltus said...

The ending of that clip was damned funny. “I meant the clothing world, I don’t have evil plans, really.” *snicker*

11:07 am October, 18 Steve said...

Holy Shit. Evan Stone cut his hair.

Holy Shit, I actually care enough to point that out.

Wait, am I gay now?

11:56 am October, 18 Deltus said...

Yes, Steve. You are gay. And that’s okay, as long as you’re not a douchebag.

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