Thursday, October 7, 2010

King Douchuous the IV Reigns Onward

Heavy is the douche that wears the crown.

Boobies are the blonde whose belly uponst I gnaw.

# posted by douchebag1
4:32 pm October, 7 Wedgie said...

Props to the King. He might be D the 4th, but he pulls quality like D the 1st.

4:32 pm October, 7 Wedgie said...

And that’s her real rack.
I swear.
Really.

4:33 pm October, 7 CBS said...

what a feygit!!!!

4:41 pm October, 7 system of douche said...

Jeebus, look at the size of those cans.
Her bra says “Ford”.

Normally I’m allergic to silicone, but the presentation here is too much to deny.

Bobby pin’s got to go however.

4:43 pm October, 7 system of douche said...

Now I see the King.

Someone tell him to wash the cum stains off his jeans before going out? mmk?

4:45 pm October, 7 system of douche said...

One can only hope that the chandelier has real flames, and King Douche bellies up for another Cosmo.

5:10 pm October, 7 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

If not for the King, I say Blondie is taking a fall face first into the onion dip.
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And if not for the hair, the chin pubes, the clothes, and the hand gesture, the King would still be a massive douche.

5:13 pm October, 7 ColorMeDouche said...

He looks an awful lot like brothabag edgar?

5:14 pm October, 7 Justin said...

Is that a raccoon tail?

5:19 pm October, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

King D: Hand over the vat of Dippidy Doo or the girl gets it.

Anybody with a functioning brain: Um “King”, that’s not a real gun, its your own hand. When you play the fake gun routine you conceal it in your jacket.

King D: Live and learn. Now where did I put my bling polish?

And scene.

5:42 pm October, 7 Troy Tempest said...

Her boobies are all swole up. I think she has allergies.

5:55 pm October, 7 iDouche said...

She looks like a magicians trashy assistant. Lets hope she saws him in half later on.

6:06 pm October, 7 Deltus said...

Can’t tell if those cans are fake or real. I’m going to go with real, because I prefer to imagine them that way. That’s some grade A quality hott, right there.

6:07 pm October, 7 MoeDouche said...

Holy s*t!
Now, that’s a rack I can hang my wee-wee on. OvO

6:33 pm October, 7 soy bomb said...

I am very attracted to her. So attracted that, given the chance, I would be eager to have sexual intercourse with her vagina.

7:15 pm October, 7 Troy Tempest said...

When a bleeth with aspergers meets a douchebag, she analyses the experience like a scorecard.

The results are pathetic. Read and weep:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/07/karen-owen-duke-sex-rati_n_754186.html

7:29 pm October, 7 mehoff said...

Was actually just going to ask you a question if you thought King D’s best years are now behind him, db1.

7:48 pm October, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Well, like Justin, I was gonna say ” ‘coon tail” but it appears he has either a white tiger or a zebra in his tank, or dangling from it more improperly.

And she has quadruple DDDD boobies in her tank top.

And the appearance of a pink tilt-a-whirl.

7:51 pm October, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If any of the mathematicians among us can figure out the formula, it would be interesting to know the correlation between that heavy, dangling crystal chandelier and her melonic top mass.

Like, they bring a lot of tension to this photo.

Even overpowering the KING himself.

7:55 pm October, 7 Crucial Head said...

Meanwhile, Lämp adorned itself in a sundry assortment of shrapnel from the Holy Grail before imbibing, socializing, and throat fucking the patrons of the bar.

7:57 pm October, 7 Crucial Head said...

Even as an honorary guest at his rival’s Court of the Cum Stain King – King Doucheous IV felt at liberty to hold his own Chalice of Colostomy in an act of proud defiance.

8:04 pm October, 7 Crucial Head said...

Hajib always made sure to wear his metallic cod piece when patronizing straight bars in an effort to protect himself from the filthy females that inhabited the joints.

8:10 pm October, 7 Sack O Douche said...

This chick sure went all out on the boobs. She weighs 110 and 25 of it goes to those giant cans.
A true ‘bag legend who pulls quality bleeths. And for that we say thank you.

8:33 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Four Prong, realizing that prong don’t stop at four throws himself into the abyss. The abyss is the Manhole.

9:02 pm October, 7 Wedgie said...

I guess if he wants to kiss her, he has to sneak up from the side.

9:42 pm October, 7 tall guy said...

Ever since scoring the gig playing teacher Pete Dixon in the movie length remake of Room 222, Douchuous has pulled a passing parade of tasty hott.

10:37 pm October, 7 Wheezer said...

When did Tori Spelling get the enhancements? Is her career really that much in the tank now?
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What? She never really had one? No, when Daddy was alive she was on all the hot shows, wasn’t she?
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Oh, she’s just irrelevant…..I get it.

10:55 pm October, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

I guarantee he still spent more on hair products than she did on her tits.

4:39 am October, 8 smackdouche said...

@Deltus
A rule of thumb: If you can touch them they are real.

4:56 am October, 8 massengill said...

Here’s an insult generator that may help in mocking douche.

5:12 am October, 8 massengill said...

shit
http://i.imgur.com/V6ibh.jpg

5:43 am October, 8 Eliza Douchecoo said...

What a lucky bastage! I’m not allowed in the same room with girls like that, damn shock collar the wife gave me senses big boobies and shocks the shit out of me. I might be dead if I saw her.

6:58 am October, 8 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Can someone help me left my jaw off the floor?
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Damn! Fakes or not– I am mesmerized. Mom should have breast-fed me.

6:58 am October, 8 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

^ Or “lift” my jaw, as a human being would state it.
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Dumbass.

7:00 am October, 8 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Oh, yeah– there IS a guy in that picture. His head looks like the back of a stegosaurus. Where’s a tar pit when you need one?

7:50 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

King D pulls more tail than an ADD toddler in a kitten mill.

7:57 am October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why is he wearing a promotional jacket from a company that makes golf carts? Zone Spark?
http://newyork.ebayclassifieds.com/cars/brooklyn/2010-drive-electric-zone-spark-48-volt-nev-golf-cart/?ad=5479698

8:53 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That’s one helluva camera that took that picture. Her boobs are next to him but the rest of her is really in the other room.

8:54 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lucky for him her boobs showed up an hour earlier than the rest of her did. He found it to be the most meaningful conversation he’s had in a long time.

11:15 am October, 8 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Great eyes, great smile, GREAT SCOTT! What a profile!
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For those, I forgive the hair extensions.
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(I wonder what percentage of that chick is original. Oh, who cares? I didn’t think the spaceships in Star Wars were real, but I still liked the movie.)

11:19 am October, 8 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

What a tool that guys is, though. Sculpted eyebrows, sculpted facial pubes, an absurdly cocck-tastic hairdo, and a tie that looks like it was cut out of the wallpaper in a 19th-century brothel.
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He is begging for a steel-toed boot to the face.

5:12 pm October, 8 Steve L. said...

IT’S ALL PAD.






but if it’s, like, soft and cushy pads that feel like real boobs when you squeeze them, i wouldn’t mind that either.

8:11 pm October, 8 Stephanie said...

People used to call them headlights.

2:58 pm October, 10 Chris said...

Her names is Jewels and she used to be a stripper at Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. The boobs are implants but they are really well done and I thoroughly enjoyed my 15 minutes of carressing them. She also does some modeling. There’s a few picture on this website. Enjoy.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1534652

11:22 pm October, 10 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I was wondering where my pink Beach Ball went… she’s hiding it damnit!

11:10 am October, 11 Night of the living choadwanks said...

I’m guessing people must know this by now but the King is that up and coming model Freddy Figs (http://www.modelmayhem.com/16196)

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