Thursday, October 7, 2010
King Douchuous the IV Reigns Onward
Heavy is the douche that wears the crown.
Boobies are the blonde whose belly uponst I gnaw.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Whoop-di-douche
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- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
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- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Props to the King. He might be D the 4th, but he pulls quality like D the 1st.
And that’s her real rack.
I swear.
Really.
what a feygit!!!!
Jeebus, look at the size of those cans.
Her bra says “Ford”.
Normally I’m allergic to silicone, but the presentation here is too much to deny.
Bobby pin’s got to go however.
Now I see the King.
Someone tell him to wash the cum stains off his jeans before going out? mmk?
One can only hope that the chandelier has real flames, and King Douche bellies up for another Cosmo.
If not for the King, I say Blondie is taking a fall face first into the onion dip.
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And if not for the hair, the chin pubes, the clothes, and the hand gesture, the King would still be a massive douche.
He looks an awful lot like brothabag edgar?
Is that a raccoon tail?
King D: Hand over the vat of Dippidy Doo or the girl gets it.
Anybody with a functioning brain: Um “King”, that’s not a real gun, its your own hand. When you play the fake gun routine you conceal it in your jacket.
King D: Live and learn. Now where did I put my bling polish?
And scene.
Her boobies are all swole up. I think she has allergies.
She looks like a magicians trashy assistant. Lets hope she saws him in half later on.
Can’t tell if those cans are fake or real. I’m going to go with real, because I prefer to imagine them that way. That’s some grade A quality hott, right there.
Holy s*t!
Now, that’s a rack I can hang my wee-wee on. OvO
I am very attracted to her. So attracted that, given the chance, I would be eager to have sexual intercourse with her vagina.
When a bleeth with aspergers meets a douchebag, she analyses the experience like a scorecard.
The results are pathetic. Read and weep:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/07/karen-owen-duke-sex-rati_n_754186.html
Was actually just going to ask you a question if you thought King D’s best years are now behind him, db1.
Well, like Justin, I was gonna say ” ‘coon tail” but it appears he has either a white tiger or a zebra in his tank, or dangling from it more improperly.
And she has quadruple DDDD boobies in her tank top.
And the appearance of a pink tilt-a-whirl.
If any of the mathematicians among us can figure out the formula, it would be interesting to know the correlation between that heavy, dangling crystal chandelier and her melonic top mass.
Like, they bring a lot of tension to this photo.
Even overpowering the KING himself.
Meanwhile, Lämp adorned itself in a sundry assortment of shrapnel from the Holy Grail before imbibing, socializing, and throat fucking the patrons of the bar.
Even as an honorary guest at his rival’s Court of the Cum Stain King – King Doucheous IV felt at liberty to hold his own Chalice of Colostomy in an act of proud defiance.
Hajib always made sure to wear his metallic cod piece when patronizing straight bars in an effort to protect himself from the filthy females that inhabited the joints.
This chick sure went all out on the boobs. She weighs 110 and 25 of it goes to those giant cans.
A true ‘bag legend who pulls quality bleeths. And for that we say thank you.
Four Prong, realizing that prong don’t stop at four throws himself into the abyss. The abyss is the Manhole.
I guess if he wants to kiss her, he has to sneak up from the side.
Ever since scoring the gig playing teacher Pete Dixon in the movie length remake of Room 222, Douchuous has pulled a passing parade of tasty hott.
When did Tori Spelling get the enhancements? Is her career really that much in the tank now?
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What? She never really had one? No, when Daddy was alive she was on all the hot shows, wasn’t she?
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Oh, she’s just irrelevant…..I get it.
I guarantee he still spent more on hair products than she did on her tits.
@Deltus
A rule of thumb: If you can touch them they are real.
Here’s an insult generator that may help in mocking douche.
shit
http://i.imgur.com/V6ibh.jpg
What a lucky bastage! I’m not allowed in the same room with girls like that, damn shock collar the wife gave me senses big boobies and shocks the shit out of me. I might be dead if I saw her.
Can someone help me left my jaw off the floor?
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Damn! Fakes or not– I am mesmerized. Mom should have breast-fed me.
^ Or “lift” my jaw, as a human being would state it.
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Dumbass.
Oh, yeah– there IS a guy in that picture. His head looks like the back of a stegosaurus. Where’s a tar pit when you need one?
King D pulls more tail than an ADD toddler in a kitten mill.
Why is he wearing a promotional jacket from a company that makes golf carts? Zone Spark?
http://newyork.ebayclassifieds.com/cars/brooklyn/2010-drive-electric-zone-spark-48-volt-nev-golf-cart/?ad=5479698
That’s one helluva camera that took that picture. Her boobs are next to him but the rest of her is really in the other room.
Lucky for him her boobs showed up an hour earlier than the rest of her did. He found it to be the most meaningful conversation he’s had in a long time.
Great eyes, great smile, GREAT SCOTT! What a profile!
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For those, I forgive the hair extensions.
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(I wonder what percentage of that chick is original. Oh, who cares? I didn’t think the spaceships in Star Wars were real, but I still liked the movie.)
What a tool that guys is, though. Sculpted eyebrows, sculpted facial pubes, an absurdly cocck-tastic hairdo, and a tie that looks like it was cut out of the wallpaper in a 19th-century brothel.
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He is begging for a steel-toed boot to the face.
IT’S ALL PAD.
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but if it’s, like, soft and cushy pads that feel like real boobs when you squeeze them, i wouldn’t mind that either.
People used to call them headlights.
Her names is Jewels and she used to be a stripper at Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. The boobs are implants but they are really well done and I thoroughly enjoyed my 15 minutes of carressing them. She also does some modeling. There’s a few picture on this website. Enjoy.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1534652
I was wondering where my pink Beach Ball went… she’s hiding it damnit!
I’m guessing people must know this by now but the King is that up and coming model Freddy Figs (http://www.modelmayhem.com/16196)