Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Maximilian Smell Odors On

Our Monthly may be over, but Max Smell is dusting off his pec oil and his Vegas Anonyhotties to prep for the next Weekly.

That reminds me, has anyone seen my last package of HoHos? Stupid trained lemurs. I knew I never should’ve agreed to lease my living room to Animal Planet during pilot season.

# posted by douchebag1
9:32 am October, 20 Tony Ventresca said...

I see four women right on the cusp of being middle-aged…

9:32 am October, 20 fatness said...

Now we know where the smell originates…he hangs out in stockyards.

9:38 am October, 20 dbBen said...

This whole time I thought he had a Jesus cross. Thanks (no thanks) to the pec oil pic, I can now see that it’s actually a Jebus cross, which makes infinitely more sense.
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“And Jebus said, ‘Let the hotts come unto me’ And he took them and blessed them with herp, one by one.”
-King Douches II; 8:22;

9:44 am October, 20 Crucial Head said...

He looks like a mutilitated clitoris ‘twixt between two labial folds.

9:49 am October, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Max Smell sure can pull the hotts…at least that’s what I thought before I saw this pic. He hangs out in tranny bars apparently.

10:03 am October, 20 Mr. White said...

Are white parties now being replaced with turquoise parties?
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This picture smells like tan lotion and BenGay. I’m thinking Max can have this group all to himself.

10:07 am October, 20 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Think how much worse those women would look if this shot was in focus. *shudder*
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I think Max is wearing Toughskins jeans.

10:09 am October, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

Those are some of the worst-dressed women I’ve ever seen. And I’m not including the Olsen Twins or anything like that. I’m meaning, these are some of the worst-dressed women I’ve ever seen who are actually trying to follow a trend and are failing miserably.

10:09 am October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Max doesn’t pull the hotts like The Hooligan or King Douchuous IV. He’s a second tier douchebag comparable along the lines of Jaba Chamberlain to Mariano Rivera, Leno to Letterman, Tony Stewart to Jimmie Johnson and NIk Ritchie to Db1.
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Show me some game you bitch titted prissy fagoath

10:09 am October, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

and behind King Max is the Duke of Douche.

10:11 am October, 20 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Is this a clip from Animal Planets latest show, “Escape to Scank Eden?”

10:12 am October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Ya think that last statement there would start a brawl if said face to face ?

10:25 am October, 20 Flyteeth said...

TARMALLTL;!

10:26 am October, 20 Crucial Head said...

“Fagoath.”
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Ahhhhhhhhh… it’s good to be home. Heh heh.

10:30 am October, 20 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

must have been turquoise day at the local indian casino

10:30 am October, 20 Wheezer said...

No worries, Flyteeth. I think fuccen DarkSock can fix that.

10:32 am October, 20 CBS said...

99% stink juicer, 1% vacant stare

10:33 am October, 20 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

not till VINCE@yahoo.com gets his subscription to MAN-DATE.com hahaha!

10:41 am October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It looks like Buffalo Beast came through earlier in the night with his ugly stick and beat the shit out of everything in sight. Yeesh! Either Max Smell got one too many blows to the head or one too few. Either way, Buffalo Beast didn’t hold back at all on the “ladies”.

10:45 am October, 20 douche bagel said...

max does not need bros. max just needs brazilian singles cruise sponsored by valtrex

10:50 am October, 20 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Is it me or does second from left blonde have a lazy eye?

10:51 am October, 20 Deltus said...

Aged bleeth and fail. Not a good smell combination.

10:52 am October, 20 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

And by second from left blone, I mean slapwhoar.

11:10 am October, 20 DarkSock said...

@ Wheezer
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Fix what? heh heh

11:19 am October, 20 Freddy said...

Nice frosted tips. Jesus, this guy is the long lost member of 98 Degrees, welcome to 1999.

11:27 am October, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Far left matron has the face of that Lady Elaine puppet from Mr. Roger’s neighborhood. She is an unfortunate looking puppet and so was Lady Elaine.
Max Smell, your subpar stable needs work. Which I’m sure you’ll pay for in exchange for subpar BJs.

11:49 am October, 20 SP said...

Upon closer inspection, I think those lovely ladies have something extra special between their legs.

11:56 am October, 20 Dicy said...

I never understood the appeal of the bronzed look. Maybe a healthy glow but this is just weird. Girls need to shower for real.

12:15 pm October, 20 Flyteeth said...

@DARKCOCCK!
MESSING WIHT MY FUCCEN POSTS TAKESEA AWAY YOUR FUCCEN TARMAL!

12:35 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like the name Maximmilian Smell. What the fuck is wromg with this puter thingy since the carpet cleqnes left. Everything is all small and Moishe Safdir frank Gehry like. Sorry for them pollutinf Washington with their fucking garbage houses.

12:49 pm October, 20 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Hey, there’s the lead singer of Cinderella on Max’s left!
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And there’s RuPaul on his far right! It’s like an early ’90s reunion show.

1:02 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

The one to our right of Max (his left) looks worse in every added pic. She had sunglasses on in the first one, and my advice is: never take them off again, sweetie. You have a bangin’ body, and a butter face.
Sorry.

1:07 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

I GOTT TARMALL TO BURNE SLHAPOARE

just trying to protect a mild mannered math book editor’s secret identity….you wouldn’t want investigators to find that visqueen-wrapped basement of yours, would you?

1:09 pm October, 20 Flyteeth said...

@DORKCOCKK
UMMM….>I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUER YOURE TALKING ABOUT! THER ARE NO FUCCEN MATHE EDITORS EHRE! NOPE! NOT A FUCCNE ONE!! WHAT KIDNFO DF LAME SLAPWHOAR WOULD DO THAT FORT A FUCCNE LIVING?

1:24 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I peed in a SLAPWHOAR once. While I was solving a linear second-order partial differential equation.

1:26 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this like a trophy picture for him? I’ll bet it’s filed under “Men I’ve Turned Into Nasty Trannys”.

1:27 pm October, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Samurai Scrote peed in a SLAPWHAORS butt once, she is now seen floating above and lurking various professional sports stadiums.

1:57 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebags are supposed to pull hotts not hoggs.

2:06 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BTW, turquoise is the official color of 2010. Who knew?
http://industrialshapeandform.com/blog/blogs/index.php/turquoise-the-official-color-of-2010

4:26 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

^Quit busting my (wal)nuts.

4:59 pm October, 20 Scrotey McDouchnuckle said...

A sad story of blonde in blue dress that lost both legs in a tragic farming accident

8:39 pm October, 20 Steve L. said...

someone must have fished this pic out of a sewer.
just WHAT is the point of fishing out douchey pics from a sewer?!

10:51 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Turquoise just needs to turn around and go right back into being a semi-precious gemstone with inclusions, and stay out of the clothing business.

Although it doesn’t look half-bad on the ass-pear of a cougar covering her varicose veins.

And he’s so stiff it’s likely his full body is in erection.

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