Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Mechachin

Mechachin gives you his knowing stare.

For Mechachin knows that if the Tartar Sisters go above and beyond the duties of their employment and try to kiss each other, Mechachin will be there. To ruin it for the rest of us.

# posted by douchebag1
2:30 pm October, 27 jonezy said...

what.
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an.
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asschin.

2:34 pm October, 27 douche bagel said...

i’ve furbied this club?

2:35 pm October, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn you Mechcachin, damn you to hell. I hate your hair. These chicks are making out because you suck. And you’re creepy-ass peering over them as they make-out makes you suck more. Did I mention that your hair is gayer than a Liza Minelli/Cher/Liberace/Elton John/CherAgain!/Habitat for Humanity/Madonna/CherAgain!/Christopher Lowell Concert for Seasonal Affective Disorder Awareness? Did I mention that?! Because it is.

2:53 pm October, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Euro naughty school girl look kinda works, Mechachin he sucks.
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I’ve got glove fur?
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Jive hot love fur?

3:03 pm October, 27 DJ Douchie Douche said...

after making some visits to the club i knew that some guys from there just have to be here on site. actually i think they even deserve their own site!
will be in search for more material 😉

3:08 pm October, 27 skrag2112 said...

This guy looks familiar…

3:16 pm October, 27 Anonymous said...

FIRST!

Oh yeah, what happened to all the funny people that used to post here?

3:27 pm October, 27 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Fook-U and Fook-Me!
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and Fook – HIM! (ass-hatt)

3:28 pm October, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Anonymous 3:16. Fuck you. Also, your swagger sucks. Also maybe when you get the balls to create a fake name for yourself based on your secret desires then and only THEN, are you allowed to mock us.

3:32 pm October, 27 Crucial Head said...

After the stellar hott run of Arielle, Alyssa, and Kelly… it only makes sense that we’re dealt a healthy helping of bleeth to keep our nethers from contracting gangrene from being rubbed raw by the incessant fwapping.
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@Anon,
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Just post using your real name Russell Brand, no one’s going to hurt you.

3:34 pm October, 27 Crucial Head said...

Hey wait just a damn minute. Isn’t there a Reg who has the moniker Anonymous 3:16?
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Sneaky, sneaky bastard!

3:48 pm October, 27 soy bomb said...

I hope that no one forgets to congratulate that cock smoker Fenton Hardy and his beloved Phillies for making the World Series. First pitch is tonight! Enjoy, Fenton!

3:58 pm October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

This is CBS spinoff show ” How The Bail Bondsman Found Your Deadbeat Douchebag Father”

4:00 pm October, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Soy Bomb. Fenton Hardy sucks it harder than this guy’s hairstylist. And that’s super hard! Because his hair stylist is gay. I mean who else would suggest such a “dude attracting another dude” do? Anyway, like I always say, go local sports team!

4:02 pm October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

“The Bar Skank Theory”

4:04 pm October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

$#*! This Douche Says

4:11 pm October, 27 Fatness said...

Dancin’ with the Douche

4:16 pm October, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Square dancing has really taken a turn, what with that new “douche your partner” move.

4:19 pm October, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Maria Bartiromo (on the right) takes on a whole new alter-ego with her night-time job.

4:21 pm October, 27 soy bomb said...

Vin’s hilarious CBS riffs have sent my mind a-wanderin’
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I’ve often wondered how that now-defunct CBS show “JAG”
remained on the air for so long. Indeed, it starred the loin-lubricating hotness that is Catherine Bell, but, alas, she was always covered up in sensible, too much left to the imagination, boner-killing military garb. Who the f*ck watched “JAG?”
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I’m no big-shot television exec, but I guarantee you this. If Ms. Bell had been persecuting military crimes dressed like this or this, my God, I’d believe we’d have the number one super-duper hit television show of all time on our hands. It’s simple math, really.

4:25 pm October, 27 soy bomb said...

And of course, the HCwDB version would simply be ‘BAG.

4:25 pm October, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Mechachin specializes in recruiting the farmer’s daughter muchachas, and fashioning his own hair like a pitchfork is all part of the game.

4:36 pm October, 27 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

Two and a Half Trannies

6:09 pm October, 27 mr.reeve said...

I am tired from working my ass off today. And now I have to look at you Mechachin? F You! This fuck stain is probably a trust fund baby who clubs all night. Dickhead!

6:23 pm October, 27 Wedgie said...

“No they are not paid to pose! They’re with me.”
Ok, anon, whatever you say.

6:49 pm October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

How in all of fuckkballz does Tim Mccarver have a job in broadcasting?
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I hate that doddering, mundane, comatose, irrelevant self-important fuck face. The only thing that would improve a game he’s doing would be if he had a massive coronary while the camera was on him in the booth .
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Joe Buck is a human valium, also, fuck that St Louis Cardinal felating Nancy Boy

8:03 pm October, 27 Wedgie said...

^They should hire anon to liven up those broadcasts. He might not know shit about baseball, but he can cuss up a blue storm. Hee Haw!

8:09 pm October, 27 Dicy said...

Nothing about this picture impresses me. I feel a little violated, even.

9:10 pm October, 27 Steve L. said...

even if it’s two PTP hotts kissing, it’s still unforgivable.

9:16 pm October, 27 Steve L. said...

even douchebags in German night club photos have T-shirts with English punch lines.
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the English language is in immense danger here.

9:22 pm October, 27 mr.reeve said...

Vin, McCarver does suck balls. I think your Doyer Blue blood is influencing your opinion. Buck isn’t that bad…….but this asshole in the picture is.

9:29 pm October, 27 massengill said...

This reminds me of episode 167 of the Simpsons when Homer voices Poochie on the “Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show.”

9:54 pm October, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Man, fuck all that faux-lesbian shit. If you wouldn’t eat a pussy, don’t kiss a girl. Now I’m all pissed off. Oh, wait, I see something. You’re welcome.

9:54 pm October, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

GOD DAMNIT. Sorry.
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Wherefore art thou, trash can?

10:02 pm October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

@ Mr Reeve
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You gotta love Scully but, I get the MLB package every summer so I can experience the play by play stylings of Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy on NESN.
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And since I check in on almost every game I can flat out state that the Detroit Tigers have the absolute worst announcing team, Mario Whomever and the other yacking yawn, and The Twins with Bert Blyleven and The D-Backs with Mark Grace have great color men.

10:40 pm October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cockblocktoberfest.

11:24 pm October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mmmmmm… Prime rib…
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Though now I can’t stop thinking about Dicy feeling violated.
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Or better yet, violating me.

11:25 pm October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

With a rubber spatula, a tube of Ben Gay, and a cheese grater.

11:26 pm October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Makes me feel like Lutheran summer camp all over again.

11:26 pm October, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dear gawd, I sicken myself.

12:07 am October, 28 Wheezer said...

@Medusa, 9:54 p.m. –
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Oh, thank you. That is fuccen heavenly. I need a half-barrel of Vaseline now to prevent fap-chapping.

12:15 am October, 28 Wheezer said...

Joanie Hates Fuccen Mechachin

3:33 am October, 28 Daggerbagger' said...

Lenka on the left is hot in sort of a dirty, slutty way, while the dyed (ginger!?) regrowth, vacant eyes and supple, fertile waist of sister anoushka still stirs me loins. I want to rescue them from their soho-strip club prison, smuggle them back overland to Kazan to their worrying, aged babushka mother, then put them though a basic english ESOL course, focussing on cadence and eloquence. then marry them both polygamously, and scream at the top of my lungs I WON MECHACHINNNN!!!

5:50 am October, 28 Anonymous said...

@ Daggerbagger
u seem to know kinda much about this pic. ever been to that club? ^

6:35 am October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

@vin
here’s another to your list, the MASN play-by-play guys F-n blow, I’d rather gut punch by 1 year old then listen to those bastards.
And this pic. contains some of the fugliest PTP’s ever, who PAYS these chicks to Pose, must be a blind bar.

6:36 am October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

^gut punch “my” 1-year old. sheeeeeet!!

7:20 am October, 28 Deltus said...

I was going to say something pithy about Mechachin being a sapphic-kiss-ruining assclown, but then Medusa has to post that vid. And the blood is draining away from my brain… can’t think clearly to mock…

8:08 am October, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

I spent quite some time viewing similar clips before settling on what I deemed the perfect one to post. Needless to say, I went to bed tired but very happy.
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I’m still trying to decipher his shirt. ‘I’ve to love fun this chet?’

8:26 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin
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Let’s harken back to 2004 shall we. Joe Fuccen Buck, the ultimate Homer, did his best to talk about the Cardinals for every fuccen game and every at bat for each team. I had to watch every game on mute. And even then I wanted to put my fist through my TV because I knew he was babbling. And then Tim “Am I Still Alive?” McCarver. I kept hoping that a foul ball would ring off his giant melon and then a satisfying pink mist would fill the screen. These two are THE WORST broadcast team. Ever!

9:16 am October, 28 jonezy said...

I couldn’t agree more with Vin. I honestly, and I don’t actually hate anyone, but I honestly wish McCarver would die so that I don’t have to suffer from him anymore. Or maybe just a severe accident that rips out his larynx.
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I always hated Buck too, but it’s not totally insufferable.
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Greatest Dodgers ever: Vin is first on that list. Just like Chick Hearn is actually the greatest Laker ever, followed by whoever you pick from your era (Magic for me, West for my dad, Kobe for my little cousins).
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I literally mute the tv for entire innings of the World Series when McCarver starts on a rant. Now I just go to a bar because I know they won’t have the sound on…

10:46 am October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think his shirt says “I’ve no love hair on this tiny thing”. Or something like that.

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