Thursday, October 21, 2010

Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride Continues

When last we saw Mr. Choad, he was climbing aboard some contraption with the Corona Triplets.

Today’s adventure finds Mr. Choad setting out on a new mission.

Acquire a case of beer without getting carded in the desperate hopes that Corona Triplet #2 will make out with him after homecoming in a few weeks and won’t realize he’s really 17.

Hard to mock that mission. Good luck, Mr. Choad.

# posted by douchebag1
9:20 am October, 21 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

He knows this hooker, her name is Carl. She’s beautiful man!

9:20 am October, 21 jonezy said...

I don’t think a lime wedge is going to kill whatever bacteria he gets from Triplet #2

9:28 am October, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He’ll need a shot and some pills to kill the bacteria. Sadly, it won’t cure everything.

9:33 am October, 21 Crucial Head said...

Maybe it’s the extra Thorazine I took this morning… but I can’t find it in me to mock Plastic Man.

9:33 am October, 21 Anonymous said...

where are the hot chicks on this site?

9:34 am October, 21 douche bagel said...

^
i was wondering why stretch armstrong came to mind

9:45 am October, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Hot Sluts With Teen Bags

9:46 am October, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I said TEEN bags!!

9:51 am October, 21 Justin said...

Those thighs are going to waste on that filthy bleeth.

9:51 am October, 21 Tony Ventresca said...

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round!

9:56 am October, 21 kush said...

Different guy. No tats. No cable chain around his neck. No dopey hat.

Nottadouche.

10:06 am October, 21 Wheezer said...

It seems Kitchenbag’s hott may have gone “blonde” and started pumping a little iron.
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Of course, it doesn’t look as though brunette was her natural color either.

10:10 am October, 21 Douchble Helix said...

The middle hott is what its all about.

She reminds me of that exotic girl in the All State commercial that wants a guy with a ‘dark side’. Same “I’m going to hurt you” look.

Me likee.

10:21 am October, 21 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

That Bleeth on the left looks like a photo negative of Cher.
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I’m pretty sure that guy was one of farmer Ted’s freshman nerd buddies in 16 Candles.

10:27 am October, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

@Douchble Helix
I dig the chick in the Allstate commercial, I’m all about chicks like that, well that and skittles.

10:38 am October, 21 tall guy said...

Blond bleeth on left is some kind of frightener.

11:41 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Timmy knows he’s out of his league so he’s busy having a date with Rosy Palmer through that hole in the pocket of his swim trunks.

11:42 am October, 21 Deltus said...

Hat hott has still got it. And by it, I mean a gorgeous round ass that sets Deltus Jr. at attention.

11:44 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why do I keep hearing “Snooki want smoosh smoosh!” yelling at me from this picture?

12:12 pm October, 21 08ArmyDoc said...

Notta
But thems some PTP skanks right there

1:38 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

L-R: The White Witch, Drag Queen contest runner-up, Snooki Impersonator, Kid who cleans my gutters and better the eff get back up on that ladder before I go get the hose.

1:39 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

Is Penicillin available in eye drop form? I’m gonna need it.

3:00 pm October, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

About the only new thing here besides the Corona bikinis is the visual effect of how much taller our Choad is than the bottles, er, babes.

6:05 am October, 22 mr.reeve said...

I would love to call bonebag on slim here but he really doesn’t appear to be a ‘bag. I think I have been away too long. That big old booty on the right bleeth sure starts my morning off well. Thank you for that.

8:20 pm October, 22 Steve L. said...

i don’t know where Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride (the poster) is, but if i was him, i’d be back here already.

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