Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Nipple Mitch Steals a Kiss from Kelly
While Kelly regrets not going to Wellesley instead of ASU.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
Nice murse, Mitch.
Nice man-purse pud! She’s pulling away from him like he’s creepy uncle Darryl trying to get a christmas kiss / feel-up under the missletoe.
I’d recognize that fake smile anywhere Kelly. Like from any number of my exes as they smile while quietly loathing me and my stupid jokes.
If this pic were “Nipple Kelly” it would be far more interesting.
You beat me to it, fatness, dude’s got a man purse. This guy is begging to be socked in the jaw, and by socked I mean smacked with a padlock in a tube sock.
If I were a saint, I would suck a toot right out of her butthole and exhale its healing aromas into the nearest cancer ward.
.
But I’d most likely hold that shit like a bong hit.
.
Because I’m selfish like that.
The police will now have a clue as to the whereabouts of the Phoenix Kissing Purse Burglar. They have his nippleprints.
Wall Street Journal today reported that Jersey Shore costumes are the hottest sellers for Halloween across your country. No surprise.
Yuck. Don’t get any on you, honey.
Never-before-seen Red Bull paper cups?
What’s up the drink ware? Has the ubiquitous red cup been usurped for what looks like a Red Bull cup?
.
I feel bad for Kelly who now has to go and wash her cheek of the nasal spooge that is emanating from Nip Bitch’s schnoze
You beat me to it Carl
Gray, loose fit T-shirt. Minimal makeup. Simple, classy hairdo. Even the bag is no-frills. And yet she is a breathtaking angel. Kelly, ur doin it rite. U R doin it so, so rite.
Mitch. MITCH! Those people in 32-B want more water! And clear off 33-B you’re costing me , asshole
Inebriated, Mitch was ready for a spirited round of Tune in Tokyo, but Kelly would need a few more drinks. And some chloroform.
MMMMmmmmmmm….Kelly you goddess you. I’d take you home to mama, but I don’t like to share.
I would tsunami fuck a briar patch just for the opportunity of being vomited on by her maid’s toddling grandson.
I saw those fuccking cups at a bar closing party called the “Foundation Club Grey Goose Gala” in Ottawa last week. I was there reluctantly and didn’t want to disclose my indiscretions to those present here. But now that it is out, let me say that you don’t just need the clothes and crazy shit to make a douch(ette), this was formalish. They were all posers, 60k millionaires, and Cougar douchettes. What a rancid bunch of people! All they served was Goose and Red Bull. I gave my regards and left in 30 minutes realizing that the douche is skipping up a generation and a tax bracket with nary a taste of the Goose in hand. Fight on before we elect a Douche Minister up here, eh.
Her lips are like sugar.
.
And I am a diabetic.
Kelly is the hottness. Wonder is she’s quartasian? And look at the goofy face that idiot is pulling. What a knob!
I believe this may be former Kansas Jayhawk/Chicago Bull Kirk Hinrich.
.
Thiugh I’ve been wrong before, according to Matt Stafford…..
.
Threw you a curve, didn’t I? 😉
Is that Mitch Cumstein? Last I heard he was caught night-putting with the 15 year old daughter of the dean.
“Thiugh”????? Can someone fix that? Heh heh…..
Kelly should have definitely gone to Wellesley, especially since it’s right down the road from my house. That way I could stand underneath her dorm window and abuse myself. At least until the WPD came and tazed the hell out of me. It would be worth it, though.
^ if you time it right, the tasing comes at the exact moment of climax.
.
.
.
so I’m told.
That guy looks like Sean Penn got stuck in character as I Am Sam.
.
.
Use that left hand, Kelly! Grab his insipid neck chain, wrap it around your fist a couple times and yank hard! A skinny twerp like him should only squirm for a couple seconds before it’s over.
.
Then you can use both hands while yanking me. Rrrowr!
I’ll give you the hott, but where is the douchebag? It is unclear if this is is chest reveal or inadvertant nip slip due to his drunken state and man purse which may not be his because there is a hand reaching int to take it. He may have been holding it while his sister squatted in the bushes. Is our fearless leader only posting this becasue he like the nip slip in and of itself?
Pretty sure that hand is just stealing his wallet…
“I keep the fuccen cup in my hand AND NOT the pepper spray. Good thing I know how to throw one helluva cocck punch.”
there was a guy in high school we used to call shmo. shmo was creepy with the ladies and would reach in a grab, rub or awkward fondle on poor drunk, unexpecting hots. we named it the shmo rub.
shmo is back and armed with a murse
She’s at *least* 4 numbers above him.
Kelly wouldn’t be interested in Wellesley unless she’s into lesbians with ‘regular boy’s’ haircuts. Think HIllary.
I always wondered if you could make a shirt out of a beach towel. Thanks for answering that, Mitchie.
And his nipple steals a button.
Actually I think this is Kelly’s MRS degree thesis.
Mitch was probably heavily hazed before he hooked up with Kelly. hazing which involves lots of gay rape.
@ Chad
You witnessed that awful cesspool of feigned luxury and douchiness that is Foundation?! Oh man, that is a running joke in the great Nation’s Capital (like “heaven” which I think folded or Suite 34). There is always a questionable club owner who tries to ‘bring luxury’ to Ottawa only to have it become a joke or a spectacular failure. The only advantage of that ‘fine establishment’ was years ago when the place just in front of it had five dollar martinis.
Anyway, one thing I always wonder is why a skinny douche always pulls the Enrique Iglesias shaved chest nipple reveal. Are they trying to pass them off as athletic swimmers when in actuality they have the strength and athleticism of an asthmatic 10 year old stamp collector?
Kells gives me a special feeling in my semineferous tubules.
@ Sir David:
Hey! My stamp books were heavy, I’ll have you know!
.
.
*Wheeze! Wheeze!*
Wow, Kelly is something special. Best real-world-hott I’ve seen on the site recently.