Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Pouty Karl

Hipsterbag Karl doesn’t like being presented with perfect pillowy bounce-quartery spheres of semi-globbic perfection.

Instead, he likes to wear rosary beads.

And pout.

And for that, he deserves our mock.

# posted by douchebag1
2:17 pm October, 5 Antony Scrotus said...

I just do not understand what is happening with the hair. Is he actually pouting? I looks like there’s a tumor beside his lip.

2:17 pm October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks like he’s trying to find somewhere to spit out all of the spooge from his shift as that night’s glory hole doily. And she’s fine with it because she thinks this will be her best bet to meet George Michael.

2:17 pm October, 5 douche bagel said...

she’s whispering “they’re out of appletini’s” … karl got sad

2:18 pm October, 5 Antony Scrotus said...

I like her tumors though.

2:27 pm October, 5 UFO Destroyers said...

Those big blue-veiners remind me of these from the days of old. Compare and contrast the stylings and attitude of the boys in the pics. One is grateful to be there and the other wants to be somewhere else. One loves D&D, the other just wants some D. One doesn’t know who Dane Cook is, the other one lives his life to imitate Dane Cook.

2:28 pm October, 5 jesse katsopolis said...

when did wearing a rosary become cool? inst it more along the lines of sacrilegious? Back in grade school, I would get a spanking from a nun if dressed like one of these dbags

2:28 pm October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

He’s already dead. Fuck ’em. Next!

2:30 pm October, 5 Thorax Hammersmith said...

I’ve seen more hair on a Pfah.

2:32 pm October, 5 CBS said...

he’s a gaybag. i’m sure there is some fag offscreen that is spanking or biting his ass. proly his twin brother actually.

he’s a DHT minute from being Kurt Browninged

2:35 pm October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Real douche and real boobs make Pouty Karl a five chinned posing fag. Perhaps another Hoser Poser.

2:45 pm October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Not only is he near pillowboob perfection, said bearer of pillwboob looks really glad to see him. And this balding, jowly polyp makes THAT face? I’ve half a mind to club him with the chair I’m sitting on and then dive headfirst into boobie canyon. And you bet your ass my face would look like this when I did.

2:54 pm October, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think she just got done telling him the ancient woman brush off: I think of you as a friend.

2:55 pm October, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That would make me pout…

2:59 pm October, 5 jonezy said...

I’d like to give pouty karl one of these.

3:14 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Paging Dr. Wheezer… we’ve seen this static charged fucknut before.

3:30 pm October, 5 The Dude said...

For moi, this is another “Where’s Waldouche?”

Melons are always in season!!!

3:32 pm October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Vin’s right. I’m certain it was a Haiku.

3:35 pm October, 5 Douchey the Great said...

Hmmmmmm, pillowy bounce-quartery……I’m sorry, what were we discussing? Oh yeah, gaybag Karl.

3:40 pm October, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice Mammalian Protuberances!!!, I’d be pouting too if I had a receding hairline like that

3:41 pm October, 5 Wedgie said...

He’s pouting because she’s laughing at his tiny package.
“Hee-hee……I’m sorry, but your dick has to be bigger than my pinkie to get a date with me, douchebag. And by the way, you should have that growth removed from your face…..hee-hee”.

3:51 pm October, 5 soy bomb said...

Methinks Pouty “Hot” Karl uses his wiener in all the wrong ways.

4:09 pm October, 5 G said...

All there is to see here are boobies…Karl is being told to go home and jerk off

4:15 pm October, 5 Scooby Douche said...

This dude is obviously super gay. That close to those incredible knockers and he is not (a) staring (b) drooling or (c) licking is incontrovertible proof.

Those things are so big they have their own gravitational fields. Scotty couldn’t pull the Enterprise away from those even tapping into the auxiliary power. “I’m givin her all I got Capt’n!”

4:21 pm October, 5 CBS said...

here’s something else that is pathetic and gay

then come back and check out a super awesome trailer for the hottest new movie of the fall

4:35 pm October, 5 massengill said...

Quite a pair, those two…

5:12 pm October, 5 Troy Tempest said...

You guys should be nice to him. She just told him that she wiped her ass with his dinner, and he just hurled into his mouth, but he’s enough of a gentleman to not get it all over her, even though he wants to. His teeth are swimming in stomach acid and half digested Philly Cheesesteak. That’s why he’s scowling.
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Naaaaaaah – just kidding. He’s a douchenozzle.

5:13 pm October, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

Pouty Kombover Karl is Konstipated. There is waay too much man kleavage going on. And I think she’s telling him “If you don’t move away after this Photo-Boob Op, I will end you. K?”

5:29 pm October, 5 system of douche said...

Karl’s left hand remained clenched around his member as Blondie whispers: Don’t let go, loser, ‘cuz you ain’t getting any of THIS!”

Cue Sad Trombone. Wah Wah Waaaahhh.

5:31 pm October, 5 system of douche said...

Blondie whispers to Karl: “Hold that snowball a little longer darling”.

6:12 pm October, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

We have seen him before. I think it was a Friday Haiku.

6:31 pm October, 5 Henry said...

Karl doesn’t like the other white meat.

6:46 pm October, 5 mr.reeve said...

This picture has been on here before. I think.

6:54 pm October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She just whispered, “You’re losing your hair, dude. The douche comb over ain’t gonna help.”

8:56 pm October, 5 Steve L. said...

i don’t remember what i previously wrote about this pic, but it couldn’t have been that interesting.

10:43 pm October, 5 Wheezer said...

Ask and ye shall receive:
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05-07-2010 Friday Haiku
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Those boobies…..(drools)…..

11:14 pm October, 5 Delta said...

The next picture in this series is Karl’s jetstream of puke bouncing off those tits like the rocks at the bottom of Niagara Falls.

11:31 pm October, 5 web agency milano said...

She is in good with is because she thinks this is her best to meet with George Michael.

4:52 am October, 6 lildaemon said...

Sadly enough, I think I know him. He looks like my ex. A balding version, but it may very well be him.

6:13 am October, 6 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

I agree with The Dude above– I didn’t even notice a guy in that photo.
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For those, I forgive the peroxide-bottle hair extension.

7:26 am October, 6 Deltus said...

Any man that close to boobies that spectacular that isn’t literally drooling on them isn’t a man. And I include the ghey in that assessment.

7:56 am October, 6 smackdouche said...

Touch my Monkee!
And now is time in our show where we dance!

8:08 am October, 6 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I just did a face plant into my LCD monitor…

9:52 am October, 6 DarkSock said...

Karl is being very tongue in cheek about his sexual orientation.

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