Thursday, October 7, 2010

Spot the Differences!

Okay kids, time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation… Spot the Differences!

In this hottie/douchey Vegas swirl of toxic poo, I’ve carefully hidden over eleventeen subtle differences that highlight the decay of culture and bankruptcy of human endeavor.

Can you spot them all?

# posted by douchebag1
11:27 am October, 7 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

I think that one in the middle is a corpse. Is this a remake of Weekend At Bernie’s?

11:34 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Middle one has a hanging distorted labia in photo number two. It was probably her 13th birthday abortion present gone awry. Maybe my aspect ratio is wonky.

11:37 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At least blacky is presenting the rocker with hand placed with the palm-out traditional pose. I’d like her toothsomeness if she wasn’t touching another classic tribal tat fucck.

11:40 am October, 7 jonezy said...

In pic #1, pink bikini hott doesn’t have gonorrhea, but she clearly does in Pic #2

11:40 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bruce Seven’s Night Of The Living Douche Pussy in Smellorama.

11:41 am October, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

There’s ONLY eleventeen? Shit, I was up to Avogadro’s number within 10 seconds!

11:43 am October, 7 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Looks like the exact same stupid picture with the same group of douches and bleeths, is there really a difference, is there?

11:49 am October, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

I might not be able to spot all of the differences on account of my complete and total indifference to these particular sentient beings. However, I can tell you one thing. Their collective IQ remains the same in both pics.

Spoiler alert: Its a low number.

11:49 am October, 7 Mr. White said...

In the second picture, 3% more of their collective brains had been destroyed by neuro-syphilis.

11:50 am October, 7 Mr. White said...

In the first picture, blond on the left is not smiling and you can clearly see that douche’s thumb. In the second picture, blond is smiling and his thumb is no longer visible. Draw your own conclusions.

11:51 am October, 7 Mr. White said...

In the second picture, you can just make out the tip of Waldo’s hat in the background, as he sneaks in and pees in one or more of their butts.

11:53 am October, 7 Flyteeth said...

ONE OF THESE FUC CEN PICTUERSE HAS 10% LESS TARMAL THANT HTEO THERS! IF YOU CNA FIDGUER OUT WCHIH ONE< YOU YOURSELFD HAVE FUCCEN TARMAL!

11:53 am October, 7 Flyteeth said...

I DON”T GET EDMY FUC CEN GRABATAR IF I SPELL MY FUCCNE E)MAIL ADDRSS WONG! NOW I”M THE SLAPWHOAR!

11:57 am October, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

An exponential growth rate of gram-negative spirochetal bacteria.

12:00 pm October, 7 DarkSock said...

Timmy Tatts on the right voided his colon in the 2nd photo.
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And Mom came.

12:01 pm October, 7 End the Haberdouchery said...

In the top picture the douche on the left has inserted his entire left forearm into the blond’s colon.

12:01 pm October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Oh, sublte. I thought it said stuble so I was bearing down on the purple bikini bottom for the regrowth of her recent Brazilian.

12:02 pm October, 7 CBS said...

if you look carefully you will notice that the douchebag on the left in photo #1 is contemplating sucking his own dick. In photo #2 it is subtle but very different…he is contemplating throwing himself across the hotts and letting his chin rest on the disfigured mangy scrote of the douchebag on the right and gently tempting his tonsils with roid puss wiener gargle and pubic fung ticklish giggle.

ironically the gaylord on the right has exactly the same idea from picture to picture. they must know each other well *wink wink* *nudge nudge* say no more say no more

12:04 pm October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

In photo 1, blondie on the left is dispeptic.
In photo 2, blondie on the left has relieved herself with a wet fart that has the consistency of an Oreo McFlurry all over that dudes stomach, hence his expression change

12:05 pm October, 7 CBS said...

@dreuche

these ppl are sentient?? take a closer look plz

12:06 pm October, 7 DarkSock said...

Right Hott’s water just broke.

12:08 pm October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

In photo 2, Tinkerbell Dude on the right has leaned forward, ripping off some back skin on the back of the vinyl pool cabana couch in the 118 degree Vegas heat

12:23 pm October, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CBS my bad.

12:24 pm October, 7 Wedgie said...

Ok, my guess is: in the first pic, they don’t all have crabs yet.

12:26 pm October, 7 system of douche said...

Damn you DB1, for making me have to look longer at this collection of flotsam than I want to.

Differences aside, I’m getting a very pleasant and satisfying vision if I place electrical tape on the screen over the bookend knobgobblers (and the left slut) and imagine myself nestled in the middle of the remaining hotts.

And by “getting” I mean I need to become indisposed for an undetermined amount of time.

12:28 pm October, 7 CHARLTONHESTON said...

it looks like they all got a little cooler in the second picture.

12:32 pm October, 7 CBS said...

http://fender-tremolo.ru/pics/fender-tremolo2.JPG

post apocalypticbag on the right says…DONT LOOK DOWN ON ME…u can go down on me tho, but be gentle..it’s kind of messy down there.

12:40 pm October, 7 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

In the first pic, one can clearly see pink in the middle is holding on to 16 as long as she can.
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16 concurrent cases of chlamydia. She hit 19 by the second pic.

12:43 pm October, 7 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

In the 2nd pic, bag #2 expressed his wish for hot, man-on-man love.

12:45 pm October, 7 CBS said...

http://superheroesofvideo.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/cyborg05.jpg?w=650&h=347

post apocalypticbag on the right responds –
what do ya mean ya wont suck it??!! fine i’ll just cut it off then, it’s pretty useless now anyway after that skinny dip in the toxic waste. oh god remember vegas – the sun that made me look like poo, the hot women i tried out gay moves on, the feminine cocktails i pounded back on the regular – ah those were the days.

who would have thought the axe spray created an insulating later of scum across my body to protect from the fallout. but now all my friends are dead, they were all totally convinced we had all landed in hell for being douchebags without knowing it. but i knew better. (looks down at bloody gash between legs) doh.

1:10 pm October, 7 Tony Ventresca said...

Hott on the far right (not the dude, the hott) appears to be picking Pink Bikini’s nose in photo #1 and flicking the contents at the photographer in photo #2. Eeeewwww!

1:24 pm October, 7 Deltus said...

Douche on the right was struggling to let out a fart that’d been hurting his bowels for a while in pic #1. Pic #2 shows us as he’s finally releasing it.

1:37 pm October, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CBS I smell a screenplay. For select audiences. Like one person. Can one person be an audience? I’m thinking in your case, yes.

1:57 pm October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Photo 1 , they are waiting for a Peter North money shot
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Photo 2 , they are waiting for a Peter North money shot, however right douche has assumed the position

2:08 pm October, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In photo one the douche on the right has a job. In photo two, he’s just getting the call on his blue tooth that times are tough at the carwash and well, he has missed quite a few shifts lately…

2:59 pm October, 7 Southern Scrotic said...

See the girl third from right? In photo one her future was so bright she had to wear shades.
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A few seconds later, not so much.

3:15 pm October, 7 CBS said...

@dreuche

yes provided they are in four point restraints and have their eyes pried open. then anything is possible

3:15 pm October, 7 CBS said...

i dont know whether i should take that as an insult though

3:31 pm October, 7 skrag2112 said...

In pic#1, God was still alive, but just barely. In pic#2, God keeled over dead when the blonde smiled at the touch of left-side douches hand.

5:02 pm October, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CBS. Not an insult, just an observation. Once again I think you have a hit on your hands.

9:21 pm October, 7 Stephanie said...

I’m pretty sure from one second to another that someone got another stupid tattoo.

9:38 pm October, 7 Stephanie said...

No,wait, tattoo pud farted and they all laughed and blamed it on the next guy.

11:07 pm October, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

On viewing pic 1, I vomited. On viewing pic 2, I sharted. I see no difference between the two. But I now have different clothes on.

7:57 am October, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Ok- left to right and from the bottom pic to the top

1. She discovers his thumb is up her ass
2. The Blue drink,hidden under her skirt so mom won’t know she is a drunk, has come out
3. Betty tries to cover up as she knows she has not waxed in weeks
4. Beth puts on sunglasses to hide her identity
5. Douchebag smiles big as he knows sue will soon be feeling the wettness that wil seep from his shorts after he climaxed-in the bottom pic

2:27 pm October, 8 Blinded by the Shite said...

Blond still not naked in pic #2.

2:34 pm October, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Picture number 1: They’re all sliding to somewhere

Picture number 2: Somewhere is slithering away form them

5:19 pm October, 8 Steve L. said...

if there’s a time limit to this pop quiz, i think i’ll fail it.

10:58 pm October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Sigh … it’s times like this I long for the good old days when it cost you $5.00 to develop a 24-exposure roll at the local drug store.

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