Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Creepshow 2 Lake Sludgetatt Survivor

Don’t think of it as really bad tattbaggery in yet another lake setting.

Think of it as the markings of a survivor of the Creepshow 2 Lake Sludge Monster.

# posted by douchebag1
2:44 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

It looks like a reverse racing stripe down the middle. Nice look, douchebag. Now, to the other side of the equation: where is the hot chick? I have a suggestion: just photoshop a pic of Holly right over this cow. And feel free to do it again to any other pics thereafter.

2:45 pm October, 20 Southern Scrotic said...

Obviously, swimming in the Gulf of Mexico will still leave you with a toxic sheen.

2:49 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

Three words for lake sludge swimmer: sense of urgency.
Go ahead and get your hair wet, dick. Plinky’s mom is chasing you.

2:58 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

As Lance stood trapped with his bare sternum frozen to the flagpole, the Nordic Tatt Terrorists had their way with him.

3:02 pm October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Gah! That’s a new level of ugly. Dude, keep the bicycle shorts in the drawer, no one wants to see the outline of your junk .
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And by junk I mean junk

3:06 pm October, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

I really hope that one day in the future after I get out of jail I can find a lonely suburban single mom with huge sloppy tits who is willing to settle. Quite sincerely, there’s no malice in that statement.

3:36 pm October, 20 massengill said...

Yankee Doodle Douchebag

3:36 pm October, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know whose boobs are saggier at least his are symmetrical and what’s with the tat’s on his knee?
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Wedgie FTW with “reverse racing stripe down the middle”.

3:47 pm October, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is there something in this guy’s religion that forbades sternum tattoos? It’s like “Ink me up man, but don’t you dare touch my sternum, in fact if you could make it look like I’m wearing a jacket that would be awesome for those formal boat shows I attend with my lady, Boobsies McTouchknees.”

4:28 pm October, 20 Turdacious said...

Although Ted saved a spot for future GF’s, He realized the first one was fading from Sun and age, there will not be good memory Tatts in the future. They will eventually all get ugly just like the relationships end up

4:29 pm October, 20 Turdacious said...

Life is Tough, Its tougher when yo’re stupid
John wayne

4:29 pm October, 20 Turdacious said...

Or can’t fuccin spell

4:30 pm October, 20 Deltus said...

Tatts on the knees. I don’t even know how to respond to that.
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Oh wait.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

4:46 pm October, 20 C. Alice Hardon said...

Gotta’ admit, dude’s got a big Johnson.

4:46 pm October, 20 Turdacious said...

Muscular-Badass
Tatts everwhere- Badass
Hip sunglasses- Badass
Grandmas Fishin Hat – uhhhhh sure!

5:06 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

Jail tatts indicate this poor douche just wanted to leave a landing pad for his titty frig-obsessed cell mate.
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In jail, there is no dignity.

7:06 pm October, 20 bouncy babe lover said...

hey she can bounce those big boobies on me all night long. Big boobs, big hips, big smile at least she doesnt look like Mr Inkpad next to her

7:17 pm October, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

you know what’s fuccked up? I have the exact same tattoos, this is weird, I knew I shouldn’t got that tattoo of Alice Cooper on my boob.

8:09 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are the man titty contours part of the tattoo or are they his authentic man titties?

8:38 pm October, 20 Steve L. said...

with tatts like that, you don’t need an Ed Hardy shirt.

9:11 pm October, 20 Elwood Blues said...

There’s a lake on the Tex Mex border just begging for ‘Bags in spandex.

10:42 pm October, 20 Wheezer said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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But hey, ^^they’re just having more fun than we “haters” have, aren’t they?

10:57 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hmmm, we’ve seen HER before, not quite sure where, but in the past few months. I don’t forget a bad bikini.

Or floppy boobs.

When a douchebag is so covered in tatts the skin appears ashy gray, my only conclusion is he must be a chimney sweeper. Like, who would be that stupid except someone who spends time brushing bats out of brick smokestacks.

Stackhouse, no doubt, also comes to mind here…

Better shut down this free-association thingy right now.

6:45 am October, 21 Douchimus Prime said...

He has the strip down the middle so he can leave his Armani Exchange shirt unbuttoned when he goes out clubbing. God they’re getting smart.

6:50 am October, 21 DarkSock said...

That’s what I envision Mrs. Kreoger to look like…..RARRRR…..nasty sex playland…

6:55 am October, 21 un douche trois said...

Creepshow clip= best metaphor for douche virus to date.

8:34 am October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Just what I was thinking. Man, that episode was creepy. And yes, it is a great douche metaphor too.

9:00 am October, 21 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

He’s like the guy in Memento, only instead of trying to keep track of his past, he’s trying to wipe out his future.

9:46 am October, 21 Tony Ventresca said...

Blinded @3:01
Regarding your link, I think the girl on the right in pic #13 is probably Holly from the monthly.

5:09 am October, 22 Didjeridouche said...

He left that strip in the middle so he can “class himself up” with a tie & not cover his tatts.

6:15 am October, 22 mr.reeve said...

Those are jailhouse tatts bromigos. Do not mess with Lake Sludgetatt. He will make you hold his pocket and lick peanut butter from his……..I need another coffee.
The Chive at it again I see. A-holes.

11:03 am October, 22 GCA said...

I’ve seen plenty of sleeve tatts, but never a vest…

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