Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Gods Love Boobia

Because, every so often, you just gotta say “What the rack.”

# posted by douchebag1
12:43 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ve never wanted to play a game of jacks so much in my life right now.

12:43 pm October, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Hello Boobs, I love you.

12:47 pm October, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

The White Russians were particularly good that day.

12:48 pm October, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

He just ordered a blow job, he’s about to be very disappointed.

12:57 pm October, 20 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

It took me a while, but I did eventually notice a dude in that picture.
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Gelled hair, diamond earring, CSR– I don’t know. He’s trying to douche it up, but not very convincingly. Hell, he’s actually smiling about being near a hott and not sneering or flashing some idiot hand-sign. I’m willing to overlook this one.
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However, it’s pretty obvious that someone has been licking my monitor. I may have to tidy up before leaving work today.

12:58 pm October, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

If you saw a dude in this picture….I’m afraid I have some news for you…

1:01 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

( . ) ( . )

1:02 pm October, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mmmmmm…. Bustfull bartenders. Welcome to Pensacola, FL: Where fake tits, light beer, and chlamydia flow like Sunday morning vomit.

1:04 pm October, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

@Jacques Doucheteau

Mmmmmm…. chlamydia.

1:11 pm October, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

There’s a girl in this picture? And a dude? I kid. Unfortunately I see them both without the aide of glasses. Damn you superior ocular muscles!

Make sure you tip her well pseudodeuche. Her last patron was a leper, and when he said to keep the tip, it wasn’t the kind you could take to the bank.

1:12 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

If she were to slide laterally across that bar topless it would sound like two jowelly old men bitch slapping each other’s faces with raw livers…it would be the most wondrous and beautiful sound….like that lewd sucking sound when your boot pulls out of a mudhole (or Plinky’s Mom).

1:12 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

What Darksockk said.
Plus: This is the picture I want to see when I look up “hot barmaid” in the dictionary.
And I, for one, love Pensacola, Mr. Doucheteau. It is, after all, the Cradle of Naval Aviation. Didn’t you ever see “An Officer and a Gentleman?” you rotten heathen?

1:13 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

Beats Fort Lauderdale

1:13 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

^Hey, was there a question mark in that movie title? I think not, Peter Punctuation.

1:14 pm October, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Looks like Sh on one boob and rt on the other. I’m thinking after she got the boob job the A couldn’t handle the strain anymore and burst into oblivion. Dude is kinda harmless

1:17 pm October, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

If only her name was Brandy, you could walk up and ask for 2-fingers IN Brandy. Ahh If only…

1:23 pm October, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

I just broke my nose trying to motorboat those things. Bounty is indeed the quicker picker upper.

1:24 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

I would murder-force a baby elephant through a chain link fence for the privilege of eating an Oscar Meyer turkey frank that has been slow-cooked in the torrid valley of her swinging udders.

1:27 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

I would attack a colony of gay bears with nunchuks made from a rattlesnake with two half-digested lemurs in it just for the chance to take a slow malicious dump in the foreman’s toilet in the Malaysian sweat shop that made that torn shirt, while Nipsey Russel waited patiently outside for his turn.

1:27 pm October, 20 Dicy said...

I just forgot everything I was going to say ever. Uh boobs?

1:28 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

I would force an Idaho potato up a shark’s asshole just for the chance of walking her Rabbi’s badger.

1:28 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

Grand Teat-tons

1:29 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

skin hills

1:29 pm October, 20 DarkSock said...

Lactose Lollipops

1:38 pm October, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

This was the last known picture of John alive, before he challenged Sophia to a game of BoobieQuarters, slightly miscalculated his throw, and the coin swiftly bounced off the massive mammary applying directly to his forehead like a drunken ferret on meth exploding his head upon impact. Luckily, the bewb was not harmed.

1:38 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

She will always have the same old problem: “Look me in the eye when you’re talking to me, dammit!”

1:41 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

B( . )LT ( . )NS
God, how I love saline.

1:51 pm October, 20 Crucial Head said...

At some point, it would be nice if she released the pate’s of Pfah and his twin brother from her bra.

1:54 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is she writing her drink orders on her wrist, did she just come from the SATs and had used her wrist for a cheat sheet, did she write his phone number on her forearm or does she have ginormous breasteses?

1:56 pm October, 20 Wedgie said...

“Two glasses of milk, please”.

1:59 pm October, 20 Condouchious said...

There’s no point in me commenting on how douchey this guy is or how hot she is b/c the end result is me writing the word ‘boobs’ repeatedly. On that note – boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.

2:16 pm October, 20 jonezy said...

Was she in the movie Up?

2:18 pm October, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Dear bartender,

Nice watch! Where’d you get it?

JCVD

2:21 pm October, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

DS @ 1:27 FTW
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But do Malaysian sweat shops even have toilets?

2:23 pm October, 20 jonezy said...

in case of a water landing…. be sitting next to her

2:29 pm October, 20 jonezy said...

Her balloons make up about 1% of the known universe

2:32 pm October, 20 Blinded by the Shite said...

I would kidnap her, make her suck on a bong and force her to say that my god was ‘Aqua Booba”

2:41 pm October, 20 Vin Douchal said...

I am not going to objectify this nice young lady.
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boobs

4:26 pm October, 20 Deltus said...

( o Y o )
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’nuff said.

5:45 pm October, 20 Justin said...

Best Golden Globes 2010?? Anyone?

5:56 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boobs.

6:29 pm October, 20 Douchble Helix said...

I’m no God, but I loves Boobia. She’s nopantsia.

9:04 pm October, 20 Steve L. said...

Prometheus wasn’t punished by the gods because he stole fire from them. it was because he stole BOOBIES from them.
TRUE STORY.

10:38 pm October, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There are tits.
And then there are boobs.
Boobia Boobs.
Boop-Boop-de-Boobs.
Boobsy Twins.
Spookhouse BOO! Boobs
Boo-Hoo-Hoo Hooters Boobs
Prometheus UNBOUND BOOBS…swingin’ in the wind.-fwap fwap fwap BOOBS.

5:59 am October, 21 Motorcycle Parts said...

It is a shower, but not very compelling. Hell, it brings a smile to be around a sarcastic or not hott and flashes a hand sign idiot. I am willing to ignore.

8:21 am October, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

now that i’m done playing tug-o-war with myself…..
uh oh.. shit, here it comes again…. B ( * Y * ) BYS

8:35 am October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Golden Globes nominee 2010. I maintain this much presence of mind to say that.

And now, back to boobs.

8:37 am October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh yeah, and in case you didn’t notice, she’s a bartender, he’s a douchey patron, the photographer’s the bar publicist.

She has that polite smile too. There is hope.

8:39 am October, 21 Wheezer said...

( o Y o )
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My dream home would be found in the valley of Boobia.

8:42 am October, 21 Wheezer said...

Let’s try that again:
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( o  Y  o )

9:05 am October, 21 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

She’s totally willing to pose with his arm around her, because he’s as much of a threat as Ricky Martin.
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He might be Ricky Martin, come to think of it…
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Dark-eyed brunettie with ample cleavage– suddenly, I need to run off to the restroom for a few minutes.

9:53 am October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

That reminds me. Anybody notice Elvira’s doing a movie fest in DC this year?

4:35 am October, 22 Car Parts said...

Be sure to tip well pseudodeuche. His last boss was a leper, and when told to keep the item, not the kind that could lead to the bank.

6:38 am October, 22 Kitchen said...

Hell, it's very close to hott to be smiling or blinking idiot about not mocking the sign of the hand. I'm ready to forget this ..

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