Monday, October 4, 2010

The Inflatabags Voted

The Inflatabags and their tasty Vegas Hotts they ordered from room service wanted to take time off from their tenure track Physics professorships, stop oiling themselves up and step out of their overpriced Cabana to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:15 am October, 4 tall guy said...

Oh, man, have a go at that bleeth in the middle. The only question that remains is which Inflatabag is her gym partner?

11:21 am October, 4 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Blonde in the middle is pretty good at tucking her Twinky… SPOT ME!

11:21 am October, 4 Baleen said...

Their poo is orange and smells like a GNC after an arson attack.

11:22 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Here we have a prime example of what happens when a woman takes male-based hormones and combines it with weight lifting and the trappings of douchebag culture. Tell tale signs of over-muscularity, a slight adam’s apple and the receding hairline…Nice find.

11:23 am October, 4 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I hear the sounds of a deflating balloon… I wonder who’s tit’s it is?

11:25 am October, 4 Crucial Head said...

As someone much wiser than me once said, “THEY MUST EAT GRAIN!!”

11:25 am October, 4 Crucial Head said...

As someone much wiser than me once said, “IT MUST EAT GRAIN!!”

11:33 am October, 4 Crucial Head said...

*shut up Massengill*

11:38 am October, 4 mr.reeve said...

We finally have a reason to say “tranny” on this site thanks to middle whatever that is. Left zebra chick is the only reason to look at this photo. The roidbags make me think of raisins. I have no idea why.

11:43 am October, 4 End the Haberdouchery said...

Please tell me Ryu is just out of frame warming up a Hadouken for Zangief’s little brother Manqueef on the right.

11:43 am October, 4 Wedgie said...

I just switched to a widescreen monitor, and have not adjusted all the settings yet. This photo is hilarious; they all look like 4 x 4 midgets. Truly scrotacular.

11:48 am October, 4 I love assholes said...

Hey, isn’t the third one from the left Docckk?

11:49 am October, 4 Fatness said...

^ It’s not your monitor…

11:51 am October, 4 Deltus said...

*walks up to microphone*
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*taps mic to check for sound*
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*clears throat*
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“Groooooo!”

11:55 am October, 4 Anonymous said...

are they really douchebags? they are smiling.

11:59 am October, 4 Eliza Douchecoo said...

The abs on the guy on the right is disturbing. I think his liver is about to explode, steroids and Coors Light do not play well with livers.

12:00 pm October, 4 Eliza Douchecoo said...

** ARE disturbing

12:07 pm October, 4 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

If one of them exhales it will look like the old Weebles commercial…..

12:14 pm October, 4 I love assholes said...

Guy on right: “I can bench more than any of you”.
Guy on left: “Maybe so, but I can squat more than you.”
Blonde in middle: “STFU. My dick is bigger than all of yours”.

12:15 pm October, 4 NZbagger' said...

Tranny in the middle has such a wierldy proportioned face..she looks like a goblin, it scares me

12:36 pm October, 4 Ohio FJ said...

If there ever was a worthy entry to the weekly/monthly this is it. This is an out-of-the-park home run.

12:49 pm October, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ End TH 11:43
I think I ruptured a blood vessel in my neck from laughing at that. Well played, sir!
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This whole pic is giving me a disturbing craving for bread and butter. I always wished for a more defined midsection. After looking at Crustaceana in the middle there, I greatly desire to gain ten pounds of gravy blubber.

12:51 pm October, 4 Wedgie said...

Annie Leibovitz titled this one “Why Herpes Loves Vegas”.

1:41 pm October, 4 system of douche said...

Time to pull out that old chestnut:

Wow. Just, wow.

1:42 pm October, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I’m not a coward by nature, but I am a realist. And I’m fairly certain anyone in that picture could kick my ass if they wanted to. Of course they’d have to exceed their usual “ponderous shuffle” in order to catch me.

1:42 pm October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This pic is so wrong in so many ways it is just plain funny. And….tranny.

1:44 pm October, 4 Blinded by the Shite said...

Just remembered I have to go back inside and feed the lobsters.

1:55 pm October, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Dude on the left is standing on his toes. Well, trying to anyhow. That is a lot of bulk to lift off the ground.
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Yes, I’m talking about her.

2:14 pm October, 4 Wedgie said...

Reminds me of a prison joke punch line:
“Get over here and suck your wife’s dick”.

2:15 pm October, 4 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

She has more muscle in her labia minora than we have collectively in our entire tiny bodies… She can shell almonds with her cervix.

2:26 pm October, 4 Senor Squash said...

Anyone else notice that mysterious disembodied foot hanging in the air behind left-hand douche and zebra funbags?

Reminds me of the time I discovered that my cat ate a shoelace…

2:39 pm October, 4 DarkSock said...

They have to wipe their asses with pool cues.

2:50 pm October, 4 the motley douche said...

@ M O 12:49 – No need for that gravy binge. I don’t see how anyone could find blond She-Ra there attractive.

3:08 pm October, 4 bagwagger said...

Sheena was a man.

3:18 pm October, 4 system of douche said...

Blonde must be tired of squeezing his thighs together to tuck the junk.

But on the other hand, it does wonders for muscle tone.

3:56 pm October, 4 dblpits2teste said...

Inflatabags = Disgusting

The disembodied foot must belong to the hot chick.

5:11 pm October, 4 Sir David Douchenborough said...

I think I saw the guy on the right one time. I think he doubled as a bouncy castle at a children’s birthday party hosted by Roman Polanksi.

5:51 pm October, 4 Steve L. said...

ordering Vegas hotts through room service is an advancement in douchebaggery equivalent to the invention of the steam engine.
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my deepest apologies to James Watt.

6:16 pm October, 4 Douchelips said...

I think that is the ugliest group of people I have ever seen.

8:27 pm October, 4 CBS said...

i am going to agree with whoever said these people are the ugliest ever.

it hurts to look at them. it hurts for them to move. it hurts doc to pee.

8:30 pm October, 4 CBS said...

Pumpy wept.

8:53 pm October, 4 Andu said...

loving this picture. I would marry the cut up chick in the middle.

12:04 am October, 5 Wheezer said...

The Bieber-blonde in the middle just might be Vegas Ass Sticker.

6:54 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

Sheena was a spunked cocker.

6:55 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

They’ve been mainlining Human Grope Whore-Moans.

7:26 am October, 5 all bagged out said...

I categorically deny that any person or persons in this so called “photo” do in fact,exist. Now move along people ,nothing to see here.

8:42 am October, 5 Douchie Arnaz said...

Just how enraged do you get when taking this much steroids? Is the smile for the picture just a hiatus from screaming at each other?

4:00 pm October, 5 Chris said...

Best part:

Dude in the middle is a high profile gay-for-pay porn star.

Not that I’d…uhm…know from experience or anything.

6:51 pm October, 5 Stephanie said...

Smelly cabana monkeys!

4:59 am October, 6 Jo said...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/6/3/63c07-
Pretty sure the girl in the middle is Larissa Reis

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7:21 am October, 6 Tony Ventresca said...

^ Good call, looks like a match regarding Reiss. She reminds me of Patricia in the weekly, without the airbrushing to hid the muscle tone.

4:14 pm October, 6 Elle said...

OMG- that middle guy is ZEB ATLAS! Yours truly had to set up a photo shoot of his. GAY FOR PAY. Whatta douche!

9:58 pm October, 9 Jon said...

This site seems to attract a lot of folks who exhibit an intense dislike of muscular men. Folks seem crushed to discover that lots of attractive women prefer muscular guys. But hey, if calling people you’ve never met “douchebags” helps you deal with your envy and possible feeling that you’re inadequate compared to the muscle dudes, well, who am I to argue?

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