Friday, October 8, 2010

The Kettlehead Goes “The Full Khan”

HCwDB non-legend, 2009’s non-winning zombified singular eyebrowed Kettlehead is still demanding he receive the societal mock he feels he deserves.

Even if it means going The Full Khan with his chest-shave and grease.

Even if it means bringing an innocent and extremely tasty Persian hott to the equation.

And a little person named Tony. Who just wanted a cocktail.

# posted by douchebag1
9:29 am October, 8 jesse katsopolis said...

On one hand he is a dbag. On the other hand he hangs out with a midget. Does that make him cool?

9:35 am October, 8 Wedgie said...

You know, the way they are lined up like that, this could be a Verizon ad.

9:39 am October, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

WOW!!!! K-Head has taken it to another level of depravity. I know Halloween is a few weeks away but trying to work the Ricardo Montalban & Hervé Villechaize theme to mack on Persian hott is a travesty

9:44 am October, 8 massengill said...

Guggenheim.

9:46 am October, 8 anon said...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

9:48 am October, 8 3D said...

persian hott appears rather dumpy to me. Would rather do the dwarf

9:49 am October, 8 Claude Douchenburg said...

Tony proves that even the verticaly challenged have a better chance at the hott than a greased-up-CSR-goofy-hat-goggle-wearing douche. Hell, I could have told him about the goggles.

9:52 am October, 8 Claude Douchenburg said...

CSR= Chest Shaved Reveal I guess it should be SCR=Shaved Chest Reveal, but I am splitting hairs here.

10:02 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

How did Kettlehead not win a monthly? The system is broken…now he mocks our indifference with this Dagger of Crisis of Modernity shoo-in, 2010.
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He proves once and for all with this picture that he is a douche and a half.

10:13 am October, 8 system of douche said...

Wow. Just, wow.

Kettle is rocking not only the CSR, but with a popped collar to boot. His sister is gonna be pissed he stole her shirt and stretched the shit outta it.

If I can barely see these scrotum lickers with a flash picture, how the fuckk can he see with those bukkake blast shades on?

10:15 am October, 8 douche bagel said...

i log in late this am… miss the haiku, as per usual. why must you post haiku so early? how did you slip a hipster mario brother in there as well? did you consider darksock? he has much too many butts to pee in this am, how are we to keep up? but i digress because kettlebutt makes me laugh, catherine zeta jones gives me a boner and little people make me smile. this friday is lookin goooood!

10:15 am October, 8 skrag2112 said...

Thats the goddamn weirdest evolution chart I’ve ever seen.

10:15 am October, 8 system of douche said...

Dude’s got some pretty feminime hands going there.

Makes for a nice, dainty grip on his girly drink.

10:19 am October, 8 Wedgie said...

Right before this pic, she said: “You know, you’re not half- bad”.

10:20 am October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kettlehead likes all the young dudes. Short ones and even the stocky one in the middle. Khaaaaaaaan.

10:20 am October, 8 system of douche said...

I can’t summon the mock for Little Man. If anything, I’m jealous his head is the right elevation for some Evinrudin’ of Mindy’s torpedoes.

He’s got a full head of hair, he’s suave, he’s got a genuine, warm smile. You go, buddy.

10:21 am October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

This is from the video they show at intereventions for Pornography Anonymous. After watching these three fucky-sucky you’ll never click on PornHub.com again.

10:22 am October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is the wrap party for Barnum and Bailey’s show at the Wynn.

10:22 am October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

After watching these three fucky-sucky you’ll never eat a Dodger Dog again

10:23 am October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

After watching these three fucky-sucky you’ll never eat cottage cheese again

10:34 am October, 8 system of douche said...

Vin @ 10:23: That’s why I left the tranny references in the holster.

10:38 am October, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

For once, a decent looking Tattoo.

10:46 am October, 8 douche bagel said...

what do you do when your hott knows your a douche and migrates towards little person? kettlebutt with the tentative double scissor. you’re defeated hoss!

10:47 am October, 8 douche bagel said...

MCR
moob chest reveal

10:49 am October, 8 douche bagel said...

after watching these three fucky sucky you’ll never eat balut again

10:50 am October, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

This is one of the best pics I’ve seen on here. It just works on so many levels…and sizes.

10:53 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Must…stifle….urge to break out “Say Hello To My Leetle Frinnnn” Scarface Reference…..

11:09 am October, 8 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

You know you should be an award winning douche when you sport the mark of the ‘bag on your greasy CSR. Kettlehead is a true innovator. And by innovator, I mean scuz.

11:26 am October, 8 Wheezer said...

Douche bagel (10:46 a.m.) also noticed Kettlehead’s subtle double scissor maneuver. It takes a trained eye to notice such things, kinda like in those “Where’s Waldouche?” shots.
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I think Kettlehead might work his way into the wild-card pick during the Yearlies. If he’s eligible, that is. I don’t know that Stackhouse has too many threats to what I feel is going to be his crown of scorn. Can Kettlehead sneak in there and provide it? Can he be left back and return to prominence with an extra year of douchebaggery experience?

11:30 am October, 8 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Kettlehead is losing this one– she is obviously more interested in getting a “little” sump’n sump’n.
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As a short buddy of mine used to claim, “I may not touch bottom, but I’ll beat the hell out of the sides!”

11:32 am October, 8 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@ Wedgie, 10:19
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Don’t you dare belittle him!

11:38 am October, 8 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I think she has gout….

11:49 am October, 8 Tom Choad said...

As much of a scrote as Kettle is, she’s just not hott enough for me to start mocking seriously.
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That’s the long and the short of it.

12:01 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

After watching these three fucky-sucky you’ll never watch Pit Boss the same way again

12:15 pm October, 8 Baleen said...

I’ve been a champion of Kettlehead’s for along time. This fuccer brings game and usually has hotter chicks around him. The wee man rounds it out nicely. Kettlehead should at least get another shot at the weekly. Rio Grande Valley Douche.

12:17 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Persian hott looks like kim kardashian after she caught the business end of a pile driver. Her legs look like the little dude’s fingers. Vienna Sausages anyone?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SQ8aB6b9uBI/AAAAAAAATko/jtxKb_yIQ0o/s320/viennasausages.jpg

12:30 pm October, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Federico Fellini wept.

12:31 pm October, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Where the fuck is David Lynch when you need him….

12:31 pm October, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

That shiny spot right on his sternum is a mighty fine target.

12:32 pm October, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

“SHOW US YOUR TITS!……..No, not you, asshole.”

12:34 pm October, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

The cool thing about dwarfism of this type is that only the limbs are shortened, while the head and torso are of proportion to a normal-sized person. Think about that. Little dude there literally has a cock that hangs to his knees. K-Head can’t beat that, regardless of moob reveal.

12:36 pm October, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

I see K-head has decided to conceal his eyebrow. Gosh, I barely recognized him. Way to mix it up, asspipe.

12:49 pm October, 8 DarkSock said...

She’s feeling a little gay tonight.

1:24 pm October, 8 mr.reeve said...

I wonder if he gets that chest polished or waxed.

2:40 pm October, 8 Deltus said...

I don’t know you.
But you? I never forget a douche.
Mr….. KettleHead. Isn’t it…
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*bow*

3:11 pm October, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

I believe “full Khan” will be Oxford Dictionary’s word of the year for 2010. Not sure what it means regarding this picture though, since I’ve been rendered temporarily blind by the intense gleam on the left side of the page.

3:19 pm October, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Guggenheim award material like this, stamped with the Mark of the Douche on Kettlehead’s own chest, brings tears to my eyes,

She is welcome to have Swedish massage on my Persian rug, ably administered by the Roma dwarf while gypsy tunes fill the air.

5:02 pm October, 8 Steve L. said...

Kettlehead likes taking advantage of recent Philippino immigrants? who knew?

8:01 pm October, 8 Stephanie said...

She’s going home with the midget since he’s closer to the object of his affection.
Is it me,or does everyone have a really large head in that photo?
It also looks like 2 AM and this is what’s left at the bar.

8:30 pm October, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

When Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear do the town,
Alas, Goldilocks is nowhere to be found.

11:17 pm October, 10 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Looks like his midget is hanging out…..

11:20 pm October, 10 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Khan saves his retina’s from his CR glare via Ray-Ban just in time, but gawd-damnit!…looks like the lollipop kid gets the girl again!
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Wasn’t Tony in “Garbage Pail Kids” the Movie?

6:27 pm October, 15 Anonymous said...

Correction. His name is Tino not Tony. lol This is even funnier when you know these people.

6:11 pm October, 16 Anonymous said...

WHAT A BUNCH OF HATERS!! LMAO I LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH U CJ

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