Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Loch Nipp Monster


Kathy had heard the legends.

Gelled hair and bling in water.

Stupid mandana.

Flexy pose.

Kathy had heard the legends. But she didn’t believe.

Until it was too late.

# posted by douchebag1
1:04 pm October, 28 Mr. White said...

Marcus loved the bond formed with his children through breast-feeding, but deep inside, the most selfish part of him resented them for what they did to his nipples.

1:06 pm October, 28 Fatness said...

Marcus revels in demonstrating his renowned ‘divining nipples’ which unerringly point toward water.

1:08 pm October, 28 Anonymous said...

Man Tits? WTF? Put a bra on dude and get a tan.

1:11 pm October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

I can’t stop staring at his moobs. Is this what it feels like to be a guy? How do you dudes get anything accomplished?

With a rack like that he can work the early shift @ Chips N’ Pales. (Catering to women who love a pasty guy with a doughy physique since 1989)

1:11 pm October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche doesn’t have moobs, he had udders.

1:12 pm October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fucck, haS not haD. Ray Charles, you’re fired!

1:16 pm October, 28 DJ Douchie Douche said...

Kathy just gave that monster another god damn tree fiddy… so it keeps coming back to her…

1:19 pm October, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Somewhere beneath their feet is an inflatable raft with two small holes in it.

1:23 pm October, 28 douche bagel said...

douchebag… the National Geographic edition

1:28 pm October, 28 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

That looks like a Boy Scout emblem hanging from his neck chain. I guess he earned that merit badge from the La Leche League.

1:29 pm October, 28 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

He should lose the mandanna, and get a mansierre.

1:30 pm October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Oh and good one Anon 1:08p. You make the last Anon look like Ernest Hemmingway. Keep it comin’. Your pearls of wisdom are truely inspiring. One day you may even make a name for yourself, let alone a fake name.

1:34 pm October, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Little Camila was so excited to be going on a family vacation. She always dreamed that a trip to the beach would be filled with cherished memories. Burned retina and a raging lower GI infection at the age of nine was not what she had in mind.

1:36 pm October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

@ Goobster. I think that is the Boy Scouts symbol. Good eye. Something tells me this guy took the name Weeblo literally. To this day. As I’m typing this.

1:38 pm October, 28 dbBen said...

blink……blink……blink……blink.
.
I just pooped my pants.

1:40 pm October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Because of him the lake is now called Titty-Caca.

1:42 pm October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

With a rack like that, I’d love to see his ass.

1:44 pm October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

They can motorboat each other, while they’re there they can get on a motorboat whilst motorboating, kind of like a 3-way, but not really.

1:46 pm October, 28 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Motorboat 69’n…..ok, I’ll stop now, there’s work to be done here.

1:52 pm October, 28 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Those nips could cut rebar.

1:58 pm October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cathy went through a terrible delivery but she’s a sweet Mom and the vertical Caesarean is healing nicely with the gym time alloted to her by his comforting man glands.

2:03 pm October, 28 Wedgie said...

V V
I guess maybe his nips are trying to make a point.

2:20 pm October, 28 soy bomb said...

I got out of bed at @ 2:22 for THIS? Thought I could get a few minutes of reprieve for my over-taxed liver. Not gonna happen today, apparently.

2:30 pm October, 28 Wedgie said...

^Do a shot; you’l feel better.

3:17 pm October, 28 Vin Douchal said...

If gravity has done that to his nips you’d have to think his balls knock around off his ankles all day

3:35 pm October, 28 Anonymous said...

Im sorry Nancy Drueche. Lunch was over and I had to show your mom back to her stripper pole so I was in a hurry. Another GnR set for Granny Drueche. Sometimes you see a sight so shocking the words arent there. Like when you stand over a mirror admiring your brown star tattoo. “The horrror” I was in a haze of emotion of hot tits and not hot man tits.Its a guy thing. Like your step dad said ” Shut your mouth and keep sucking” . I aplogize.
Anon 108pm

3:58 pm October, 28 skrag2112 said...

Farmer Brown has been squeezing his udders too hard. It must take a lot of milk to make douche cheese.

4:06 pm October, 28 Anonymous said...

He looks like our kitten when she was pregnant.

5:09 pm October, 28 Deltus said...

He looks like our *goat* when she was pregnant.

5:25 pm October, 28 Wedgie said...

V V v v
His little brother stands next to him in awe.

5:46 pm October, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

I suppose it was only a matter of time before HCWDB crossed over into cryptozoology. What’s next, the Doucheacabra?

6:01 pm October, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Anon 1:08p /3:35p. Apology accepted. Granny Dreuche is a mesmarizer when she’s shakin it to Axel. I hope you tipped. Those titanium hips don’t pay for themselves.

6:07 pm October, 28 Das Gibboot said...

This guy needs to put down the dumbbells and do some bench presses. Right quick.

6:38 pm October, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Thar she blooooooows!

6:41 pm October, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Uh, yeah.
We get your point.
Both of them.

6:44 pm October, 28 Sine, Cosine, Tangent said...

This choad is a trigonometry whiz. I’ve NEVER seen triangulated moobs, let alone those with an equally trianglulated shadow demarcating the flesh.

6:48 pm October, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Please, somebody move that mandana about 18 inches lower…

7:08 pm October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I pass.

7:52 pm October, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

He shoulda passed on all the HGH to get his arms like that, and just gone for the breast lift. Just sayin’.

8:30 pm October, 28 Guid is Good said...

Holy lactating ranga.

9:50 pm October, 28 Steve L. said...

legend also has it that the Loch Nip Monster also lactates whenever he hears the song that goes “i will make you lactate~”

7:39 am October, 29 JKB said...

A fucking ginger on roids w/ man boobs…. now I’ve seen EVERYTHING lmao

9:24 am October, 29 anonymouse said...

I come here for the hotts, but damn – this guy made my LOL at my desk. He’s getting my vote in the weekly even with a mediocre hott.

10:18 am October, 29 BUCK O said...

African tits

10:21 am October, 29 ANGIA-LOVE said...

National Geographic

THATS WHERE I SAW THEM THERE TITS

TOO WHITE TO TO AFRICAN

BUT THERE IS WHITE SOUTH AFRICANS

9:05 pm October, 29 Stephanie said...

I think he should wear the black top she’s wearing.

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