Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Silver Shmoes

While we let the HCwDB of the Month votes marinate (voting is still open), I gots five new hottie/douchey pics in the hopper for today.

Lets start it off with these wily aging pudwacks, hitting on two college Tiny Dancer Hotts in what appears to be the level two dream set from “Inception.” At some point, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s gonna float by with a bunch of people wrapped in twine.

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7:11 am October, 19 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Donnie Osmond’s younger, oranger brother is hanging out with a douchey giant. The girls are the same size as he is, but he looks like he just sharted and hopes no one notices, good thing they’re taking pictures in the bathroom.

7:11 am October, 19 Wedgie said...

Yo, where’s the duct tape?

7:12 am October, 19 Wedgie said...

I didn’t realize the Braille Institute is now selling t-shirts.

7:12 am October, 19 Wedgie said...

Wonder what it says?

7:14 am October, 19 Wedgie said...

OK, I have to go back to work, but CBS will stop in later and do 10,000 words on it.

7:14 am October, 19 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Fauxhawked fake-tan in the Izod shirt just looks happy to be there. Or maybe worried that his enormous douche bro will eat him in a single bite to impress the college hotts.

7:15 am October, 19 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

I’ve never seen such a big guy with such an obvious case of short-man’s syndrome: “Hey everybody! Look at me! I crave attention!!”

7:20 am October, 19 DarkSock said...

I’d like to hold brunette’s Tony Danza closer.
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The 7 foot meat golem is busting the rare “poo-fling” monkey gang sign; impressive.

7:20 am October, 19 DarkSock said...

I didn’t know Ikea made houses.

7:33 am October, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oscar De La Hoya has really let himself go and wrestler bag on the right needs a folded chair to back of the head

7:34 am October, 19 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Dammit, ED beat me to the Osmond and flatulence jokes.

7:40 am October, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

It’s like a dream within a dream within a play within a play. And I would pay mad money to NOT watch it.

Sweet glitter belt taller douche. Mariah Carey called, she wants her top back. (Not the top he’s wearing, the glitter belt which is actually her top that she wore in that movie “Glitter”. Which I did not see but I looked at the cover once in VHS library section of my local library.) The More You Know! The Less You Care.

7:47 am October, 19 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Douchey Giant: Wooooooo!!!!
Donnie Osmond: Hey.
DG: Gimme 5 brah!
DO: Can you bring it a little lower.
DG: AhhhhhhhhWooooooooo!!!
Blonde Chick: Are we going to Waffle House or what?

8:01 am October, 19 End the Haberdouchery said...

Wow, Wilmer Valderrama is aging horribly. Cash-Money!

8:16 am October, 19 massengill said...

So the tall guy reminded me of a Goomba from Super Mario Bros. movie, I searched for a pic and found this

8:20 am October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

College girls? Do 30-year olds still qualify as college age? Is Izod the new Ed Hardy?

8:25 am October, 19 Mr. White said...

@wedgie
The Braille translates thusly:
“If you’re reading this, you just got finger herpes.”

8:33 am October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hans Sphincter and the Silver Spooge.

8:44 am October, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hitting the clubs in a moving van. Now that’s original. And by original I mean stupid.

8:48 am October, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

WOWee, a real Rosetta-stone tee-shirt on the big pudwack! But no, he couldn’t stop there, he had to add a full-metal glitter belt, which if touching the right electrical apparatus, might well shock him into either sensibility or senselessness.

Eaither way, he’d be waisted, er, uh, wasted.

Now, his little pudwacker buddy with the dark pointy hair might do well to consider what the top of his gelled head looks like after a panty-less cheerleader sat on his noggin.

You might say he is Pop-Top, although there are better ways of poppin’ cherries than literally gettin’ head.

9:00 am October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If those girls are in college then I have Alzheimers and live at Garden Grove Home for the Horny Gentlemen Who Forgets Horny.

9:01 am October, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

…. he’s got a perty mouth …..

9:01 am October, 19 Tom Choad said...

I think the little guy has that worried look because he knows that the Douchey Giant will never be satisfied with just two tiny chicks, and eventually move on to banging him.

9:08 am October, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Trauma patent mandanna protects his gummy-brain from the elements.
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I believe that iZod is the original douche gear pre-Ed Hardy… usually accented by collar pop’s. Here it looks like the only thing that pop’d was a turtle head…
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“come outta there turtle!” says the Jolly White Giant

10:00 am October, 19 all bagged out said...

Positively Douch-tastic ! Nice shirt there ,big fella . And belt . Nice.

10:01 am October, 19 Troy Tempest said...

L > R

She: I’ve got 14 aborted foetuses under my porch. Some of them are MINE.

He: I haven’t had this much fun since the lunch line at the Dollar Store.

She: I hope my buddies at the DMV don’t see this.

He: So, like take the picture FAGGIT!

11:14 am October, 19 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

The silver writing on that shirt says: “Yes, this is an XXXL, but the wearer still has the smallest penis of anyone in this picture.”

12:11 pm October, 19 a non anon said...

I’m still looking for the hot chicks.

12:57 pm October, 19 Deltus said...

How is it that a 7 foot tall douchemonster’s hips are only 2″ higher than a 5 foot nothing giggle hott’s?

2:17 pm October, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

His shirt is part of the Matrix coding. You know, the part where it says a href=This Is A Big Stupid Douchebag.

2:19 pm October, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Peter Brady instantly regrets all the mean things he did to Oliver upon meeting him at The Brady Bunch 35th reunion.

2:21 pm October, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Do you mind if I dance with yo dates?”
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“Why no, go right ahead.”

3:24 pm October, 19 Turdacious said...

6 foot 4 shit canister, never realized oscar de lahoya was that short

6:49 pm October, 19 Guid is Good said...

If that giant sparkly-belted glitter douche was a cow he would be best in show. And get a whole lot of artificial inseminatioin action happening. But he’s on his own.

7:35 pm October, 19 Turdacious said...

Guid is good, thats one of the better clever names ive seen on here.
good one!…lol

8:06 pm October, 19 Stephanie said...

Large body with a little head,like a dinosaur. They’re extinct!

8:54 pm October, 19 Steve L. said...

if these are projections meant to protect someone’s mind, then they’re not protecting said mind very well. or at all.
which might not be a bad thing.

12:51 am October, 20 Douchetacular said...

cool “Rock of Love” bandana…check
cool bedazzled belt…check
sweet silver necklace…check
ultra-mod binary t-shirt…check
cheesy hand sign…check

text book douche bag…oh, most certainly…check

5:32 am October, 20 Douchelips said...

I have a feeling Silver Shmoe on the right is such a HUGE douchebag he has no idea of the stench he radiates.
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Tiny Dancer on the right is beginning to question her choices.

8:42 am October, 29 nix nash alan said...

The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.

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