Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Unknown ‘Bagger

This clubby pudwack has been on the site so many times over the years, under so many names, I feel like we should just (dis)honor him as “The Unknown ‘Bagger.”

With bonus Jesus bling.

Poor Near-Future Mom But Still Curvy Karen. “Girls night out” did not end as you expected when Cindy from accounting proposed it last Wednesday.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am October, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

whoa! I had to make sure I didn’t stumble onto trannieswithdouchebags dot com after looking at this picture.

7:20 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Which one is Karen? The blank stare or the horse.

7:21 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Sandra Bullock sure has let herself go.

7:23 am October, 21 smackdouche said...

He’s no Jesse James.

Damn you Reverend! You beat me to the Bullock joke.

7:24 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

How ’bout those caterpillars residing on his brow?
. There’s muffin crumbs, fleas, a rebuilt ’69 VW Beetle transmission, a universal remote control and a coleman camping stove lost up in them things. And Karen’s Ex wants them all back

7:27 am October, 21 smackdouche said...

All Hail High Priest Imhotep!!!

7:35 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

Boy, she sure looks like she’s having a great time.

7:37 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

I wondered what happened to Grandma’s drapes.

7:51 am October, 21 ehcuodouche said...

Looks like Andre Agassi got himself a full-body wax. That musta hurt.

8:01 am October, 21 the douche whisperer said...

still curvy karen, i know all you hear is that *tick tick tick* but do you really want to spawn with that sweater?
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i train hotts, i rehabilitate douchebags.
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i am the douche whisperer.

8:02 am October, 21 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Definitely a tranny.
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So is the one on the right.

8:13 am October, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Are we sure that it’s “Karen” and not “Ken” from marketing?

8:30 am October, 21 Phil said...

this pud looks like me…. wait a minute… IT IS ME!!!!!

My eyebrows look like two bushy caterpillars about to fuck

8:31 am October, 21 Dicy said...

Some people should just stay indoors.

8:32 am October, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I think the one with the purse is my cousin Mike in drag….

8:33 am October, 21 Wheezer said...

No, this guy is known to have appeared here before….. 😉

8:34 am October, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Reminds me of the SNL commercial for MeHarmony

8:35 am October, 21 Wheezer said...

“No”? I guess I should be reading the full post and not just the titles. Duh.
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I think there was a post called “Scrote for Pedro” as well. I shall try to find it…..
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Ahhhhh, Here we are!

8:38 am October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh poor Karen. Don’t you know hanging out with greasy Julio doesn’t count as credit towards your ethnic studies major?

8:54 am October, 21 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Wheezer, there’s no way that’s the same woman in all three pics, right? I mean, the one in the earlier photos left him and he created this poor facsimile out of pipe cleaners and wax, don’t ya think?

8:56 am October, 21 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Didn’t that guy try to blow up a plane with his shoe once?

9:00 am October, 21 Chris said...

TurkBAGistan.

9:00 am October, 21 CBS said...

I know this bag! should be categorized as canada..big surprise. i could link everyone to his site…but…it is not half as exciting as leaving this disturbingly creepy figure as an enigmatic turdscrote of mystery and truly the Unknown Bagger. If there weren’t people standing beside him in photos I would perhaps guess that he stood 4’8″ and enjoys being shot out of Steve O’s ass into piles of hot vomit and broken dildos. on a side note there is a bizarre new trend among the toronto ass wipe baggery to rob old ladies not of their pension but of their shawls and cardigans. Just plain scary. look up your grandmas people, they are out there and they are poo.

9:04 am October, 21 CBS said...

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/09/the-toronto-poo-jays

hint for stalkers: he goes by the last name Dynasty….hmm? pink flamingos??

9:05 am October, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That David Brenner’s daughter sure can pull some tail.

9:10 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She won the “Biggest Hands” category at the “Tranny of the Year” pageant.

9:17 am October, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dangit CBS you stole my grandma cardigan joke. But I was gonna say it in just two lines.

And Acbad Jaminshad, next time put a shirt under there. Its been determined that only Khan can pull off CSR without being labeled a deuche. And the only wrath I’m feeling from you is you’re pissed you forgot to bring your eyebrow comb to this function.

9:19 am October, 21 Thorax Hammersmith said...

Pfah learned to speak Pfahrsee?

9:22 am October, 21 Teddy Tendergass said...

Miss Dongeniality?

10:02 am October, 21 Tony Ventresca said...

Doesn’t anything think it’s kind of heartwarming that caterpiller eyebrow douche and horsey brunette have actually stayed together since 2008? I mean, that’s a whole 23 months longer I would have assumed the “relationship” would have lasted.

10:20 am October, 21 Casey said...

If by “unknown” you mean “the most famous hip hop artist of all time.” That’s clearly Tupac Shakur. What’s really unknown here is the hott’s gender.

10:23 am October, 21 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Those appear to be anal beads hanging from his pocket. She’s even wearing a matching set as a bracelet. I guess we know what his guy likes…

10:31 am October, 21 Fish said...

Oopp, did I accidentally stumble upon “Average chicks with Douchebag.com?

10:35 am October, 21 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

Oh, why the long face, Seabiscuit?

10:40 am October, 21 Slap said...

“Oopp, did I accidentally stumble upon “Average chicks with Douchebag.com?”
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No.

11:39 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is clearly a picture of Crucial’s gardener trying his patented reach-around technique of dachshund dagger diddling. What Crucial’s gardener clearly hasn’t figured out is that this particular dachshund started life as a hermaphrodite and plays for both teams.

12:16 pm October, 21 mills said...

Hah i dont know why people are bagging on the hott sure she doesnt look her best there but she looks damn pretty in those other pics. As for the sandra bullock jokes, hah yeh she isnt exactly fuck-all-night material more like mediocre -soccermom-marry for morning-fuck material

2:22 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fine work, Wheeze and CBS. Enjoy some Cyber Pear, on the house.
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Well, Palestine wasn’t gonna let Israel get one up on ’em with that J-Date thing. These two met on A-Date. Allah Akbar!

2:44 pm October, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok medusa, db1, I want cyber pear repeated in friday’s links.

2:55 pm October, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

So, so tired of seeing dudes in deep-vee sweaters exposing flesh in order to compete with broads in shoulderless vee-neck tops showing off boobies.

3:05 pm October, 21 Joe said...

THAT’S A MAN BABYYYYY!!!

3:21 pm October, 21 darksock said...

$20 says that pink purse is full of sugar cubes.

7:00 pm October, 21 Stephanie said...

Habib didn’t have any clean shirts to wear the V-neck sweater with. Oven mitt Karen is jutting her real boobs out to appear larger.

10:14 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mr. Biggs–
I send DB1 way too much shit, I think I’ve become a pest. From now on I’m putting it here and if he sees fit to accept my humble offerings, I’ll be pleased. If not, I still get to gawk at pear and am also pleased.

8:19 pm October, 22 Steve L. said...

i can make fun of his eyebrows in 1000 ways and he would still be the Unknown Bagger.

9:51 am October, 26 Anonymous said...

that chick is a average porn star named bella ray

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