Friday, October 29, 2010

“Virgin Arm #38″

When the art world has finally recognized my genius for the recontextualization of the found image in the age of the simulacrum, and I am awarded my first major gallery show at the Guggenheim in 2023, this will be one of the pieces I will select as part of my installation.

I title this “Virgin Arm #38.”

In the age where auteur theory is dead and post-structuralism has destabilized meaning structures beyond signification, it is generative contextualization that marks the new avant-garde.

# posted by douchebag1
11:21 am October, 29 soy bomb said...

Couple’a dudes in love…if they can’t make it, no one can!

11:23 am October, 29 Bigphatnotadouche said...

The third eye is in the wrong place.
However, i did come hear for ASS Pear and will have to wait again.

11:28 am October, 29 DarkSock said...

I suddenly have the urge to found a website called “Shoot At This Fucking Hipster”.

11:30 am October, 29 darksock said...

After having their fun with a few “Week-End At Bernie’s”-style pictures, Lindsey and Todd grabbed their shovels and re-interred the body of poor Vincent Schiavelli.
asdfggg

11:31 am October, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She’s all sorts of peculiar ’80s hotness. I’d happily gorge on her thorogood.
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He is sticky and gross and I’d like an opportunity to tear his arm out of its socket and beat him to death with the wet end. Ironically of course.

11:32 am October, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

There’s something in his third eye, I’ve got a steak knife that could get it out.

11:33 am October, 29 Crucial Head said...

What is this, a NAMBLA convention? The boy on the left can’t be over 18, could he?
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Be proud.
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Be brave.
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Time will change…

… indeed.

11:34 am October, 29 DarkSock said...

As Tina thrilled to the pending anguish of her father, Lance Sondeheim (aka Stoney G) stared off pensively as the garter snake writhed further up his colon in its desperate search for oxygen.

11:35 am October, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And I almost died when I saw this.

11:35 am October, 29 DarkSock said...

Buddy Holly’s mutilated corpse approves of Justin Beiber’s new she-mullet.

11:36 am October, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Eyeneck hipster here looks like his San Fran hippie parents raised him on LSD, corn flakes, Widespread Panic cd’s and wheat grass. I see no sign of vitality behind those dead carp eyes
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I hope he spent his teen years getting hazed/ridiculed/fucked over by thick softball dykes and tough queers

11:40 am October, 29 Deltus said...

Jacques, damn dude, warn a guy before you spring something like that. Not a complaint, mind you, cause DAMN! Still.

11:42 am October, 29 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Eye got nothing…

11:44 am October, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Spring something indeed…

11:45 am October, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

I only have eye for you.

11:45 am October, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’ll give that eye a monocle. And by monocle I mean tracheotomy.

11:46 am October, 29 DarkSock said...

Tina Cathedral-Puss and Harry Fister.

11:47 am October, 29 DarkSock said...

That’s not an eye, People.
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It’s the glory-hole doily for his trach hole.

11:47 am October, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Now that I take a second look/fwap at sweaty hipsterbag’s headlock victim there, I’m really starting to see an early ’90s Denise Crosby thing happening, and taking me back to joyous memories of carefree childhood fwapping to Star Trek TNG.

11:49 am October, 29 Wedgie said...

You guys are just a bunch of hatters. Try to keep it positive.
Ok, back to work at Animal Control, gassing puppies.

11:55 am October, 29 Freshone said...

I’ve never seen anyone who needs their face smashed in more than this guy…

11:56 am October, 29 douche bagel said...

this picture make me queazy

11:58 am October, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Jacques.

Thanks, nice prelude till pear time

12:01 pm October, 29 douchebag1 said...

Formatting issues fixed. Although the double image had its own sort of artistic qualities.
– management

12:02 pm October, 29 ElderDouch said...

She has a funny look in her eyss like “What the fu*k am I doing with this piece of ______ (fill in the blank)

12:06 pm October, 29 jonezy said...

She reminds me of Just One of the Guys which will likely be the DVD of the week.
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“All balls itch. It’s a fact”

12:07 pm October, 29 DarkSock said...

Speaking of butch-ish looking ladies, +10 points to Ellen Degeneres for her costume as Snooki’s pouf:
iuo

12:14 pm October, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

don’t feel that he meets the criteria for a douche, but the tatts probably do a great job covering all the needle track marks. you don’t have to be nostradamus to predict this guy will end up O.D.’d and tossed in a dumpster.

12:19 pm October, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I’m pretty sure his arm is no virgin, guarantee you he’s fisted some dudes, and in my book that counts as intercourse.

12:26 pm October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ice Age, Stone Age, Bronze Age. Iron Age, Black Age. Renaissance Age. Victorian Age, Industrial Revolution, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, RUSH, Tron, New Wave, Computer Age, what was my point? Oh. New Bronze Douche Hipsterbag Age. Burpp>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>…………….

12:31 pm October, 29 The Anon you Love to Hate said...

I shoved a bunch of crackers up my butt……….and now I can’t whistle!

2:27 pm October, 29 dbBen said...

f*er just blinked at me. I need to go home.

2:30 pm October, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When did Dave Grohl make Toby McGuire his bitch? That’s…that’s just wrong.

3:10 pm October, 29 Just Me said...

Looks loke Mary and her five daughters will be stopping by tonight.

5:11 pm October, 29 Turdacious said...

Just in time for halloween, they dug up Frank Zappa
…..hmmmm,,,sorry frank!

5:12 pm October, 29 Turdacious said...

watch out where the huskies go, dont you eat that yellow snow

5:55 pm October, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

That pixie cut girlie is cute. That dude needs to stop looking so serious. If you’re going to purposefully make yourself look like a jack ass, you HAVE to have a good sense of humor about it.

7:46 pm October, 29 One for the Choad said...

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I’m going to wake up my children (ages one and three) and punch them in the face. That’s how angry this picture makes me.

8:49 pm October, 29 Stephanie said...

Wow,what a mismatch in personalities. The guy’s an empty headed – what I’d like to call Buddy Holly’s asshole,and she’s this nice looking young girl. What happened?

10:09 pm October, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holymarymotherofguadalupe, the dayof thedead cannot come quickly enough.

10:10 pm October, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I knew Peter Sellers was an eccentric genius, but I had no idea he was a douchebag.

10:11 pm October, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The Hairy Eyeball on an Indian arrowhead can mean only one thing.

And I’m not quite sure what that is.

5:18 pm October, 30 Troy Tempest said...

He thinks he will win a prize, but actually it’s just a bad case of the clap.

6:04 pm October, 31 Steve L. said...

those are some mighty tatts that can turn a woman into a hipster (or dickhead, as seems to be the more popular term in Britain).

6:13 pm November, 6 Il Duche said...

His eyes…they are so….dead

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