Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Where’s Waldouche? Alpha Beta Carotine Frat Edition

Somewhere in this circular pi of absolutely taut and award winning giggle pie, especially you, Brunette Potential Librarian Suckle Thigh with the Cheap Champagne who routinely has pillow fights with your besties and then rubs yourself with Tea Tree Oil, I’ve carefully hidden a lineup of annoying Fratpud.

Look closely.

Can you “bro” them?

# posted by douchebag1
4:20 pm October, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

To “bro” them is to love them, so I’ll pass.

4:24 pm October, 12 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

Where’s the Hot Chick?

4:49 pm October, 12 system of douche said...

Yes, DB1, the frat pud IS annoying with his defiant chin back “you lookin’ at me?” dick-like look. The wait staff better get back to the kitchen, Hobarts don’t load themselves. I’m talking to you too, brunette on top.

Fortunately, if I scroll just right, I cut all that debris out of the shot and that leaves me with nine very hott, willing and ready co-eds. My heads tells me this so I know this to be true.

5:27 pm October, 12 Wedgie said...

Did the one in front win the tiara for being first to screw all five Waldouches?

5:51 pm October, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

Jiminy Christmas. Was this the “Worlds Ugliest Shoe” pageant or something?!?! Pinky’s shoes were so bad, she won the tiara and her feet cannot be photographed, by law.

5:54 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

I dub this picture “Stairway To Heathens”.
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sorry…

5:55 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

Put eyedrops in their cosmos, and viola: Stairway to Heavin’
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again, sorry…

5:56 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

The dude in the jacket is Sir Bannister Felcher.
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Only Crucial will get that one.

5:58 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

The Jersey High football and cheerleading team were able to save their biology term grades by illustrating how sperm ejaculates from the balls through the penis, utilizing a digital camera and the grand staircase in Buffy’s stepdad’s house.

5:59 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

Damn beavers have blocked the falls again

6:13 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last girl I met who used Tea Tree Oil thought she had lice in her pubes. I told her to use a different shampoo and to fucck off.

6:14 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These girls have succked more cock than Sasha Grey. I’d do ’em.

6:15 pm October, 12 G said...

All I see is a hott in a pink dress…

6:17 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Fratkson Five.

6:32 pm October, 12 Deltus said...

Is this a group dynamic thing, that the Alpha Slut goes to the front? I’m with the good Reverend: they’re slutty but I’d do ’em.

6:54 pm October, 12 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

I spot them! I spot them! What do I win? Please tell me it’s fifteen seconds of licking the back of the knees of pink blond hott in front?

6:56 pm October, 12 mehoff said...

Fuck you Greece.

7:24 pm October, 12 Wedgie said...

The Waldouches showed up because they heard the Alpha house was going to free the Chilean minors.

7:36 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

Wedgie: Little known fact – they used Plinky’s Mom’s cockk to drill the escape shaft. Tragically, when she broke through the miners voted to stay put and live off dropped candy bars and toilet paper until The End.

7:40 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

The ALPHA BETA CAROTINE frat poses in its famed “Plinky’s Mom’s Vagina” formation, which depicts her epic junk at 1/4 actual scale. Frat president Gurn Blanston can be seen in the clitoral hood. As well as this photo.

8:33 pm October, 12 Wedgie said...

^That is an architect’s eye at work.

8:56 pm October, 12 Steve L. said...

when you buy fresh produce at a market, you’re usually advised to not dig too deep into the stands because the stuff below is crap anyway.
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HOWEVER, for some reason i have a fixation for the brunette in the all-white dress and the blonde in blue top all the way at the back.
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and no i can’t “Bro” them. i can NOT.

8:58 pm October, 12 Steve L. said...

the sparkly pink dress at the front probably gets first dibs on choosing who she gets to go home with, but she’s clearly an overachiever.
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if she’s also an overachiever in bed, it’s not necessarily a bad thing.
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i’m a sleazy bastard.

9:05 pm October, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Blondie in tiara and sparly pink dress is likely the

a) Homecoming Queen
b) lead twirler in the marching band corps at football games
c) part-time employee at a Princess storefor little girls at the local mall
d) Madam of the House

9:07 pm October, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

e) Susan B Komen Breast Cancer rep to Panhellenic.

9:11 pm October, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I know those brothers…they’re all from that frat house down the street with the heart sign glowing over the front door…the Ziggy Eps…the “House with the Hard-On.”

10:53 pm October, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

I would pee in a horse for the chance to fondle the inner soles of the lace up shoes those brunette potential librarian hotts are wearing.

5:09 am October, 13 justadouchalo said...

Nope.

6:45 am October, 13 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Hairway to Steven.

6:50 am October, 13 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Great smile on the brunettie behind the prom queen on the left side of the pic. Rrrowr!
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I see the appeal of the little brunette in white at the back, too, if only she wasn’t so close to the wall of poodoo at the top of the stairs.
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I would have to say, yes, I found the Waldouches, no, I won’t “bro” them, and yes, I would do all the sore-whore-rity sisters

7:00 am October, 13 Mr. White said...

Brunette behind and to the left of the Prom/Porn Queen does not belong here. She appears to be the only one who didn’t set the make up gun to “whore,” and her winsome smile beckons me. I will marry her. And disappoint her. A lot.

7:05 am October, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

*sigh*
So many hotts, so little time.

7:19 am October, 13 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Wow, these girls are even forming the shape of a gaping vagina for this pose. That’s going the extra mile.

7:19 am October, 13 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Lots of goodness here…
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And a few dingleberries hanging off the back. Such a shame.
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Douche in back center is doing the classic “pensive chinrest on fist” pose, just to make sure we all know he has a watch, I guess.
The Waldouche in the tan jacket on the right looks like he could be 40. I think he tilts his head back like that to keep people from noticing his receding hairline.
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Man, I do love when a hot chick stands with one leg slightly bent in front of the other, though. I am willing to marry leftside brunette once she tires of Mr. White and divorces him.

7:57 am October, 13 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I’m all about the Dixie Chicks in the front, everyone else is a blur.

9:24 am October, 13 scaradouche said...

@ Mr. White. Spectacular use of Simpsons obscuranta. *doffs cap*

9:58 am October, 13 Mr. White said...

@Redouche
I think you mean, “once she becomes disgusted with Mr. White….”
@scaradouche
Women will like what I tell them to like!

10:46 am October, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Man. You gotta love the pecking order inherent in this whole picture. Sheesh. Even the hot blonde is front and center wearing the crown and conspicuous dress. That’s why sorority girls just scare me more than they’d ever attract me.

Gotta wonder what the meaning is of the guys in the back. Guess it’s the martriarchal sorority structure, where they keep some douchebags on retainer to keep them feeling fertile.

11:29 am October, 13 fatness said...

^ “Gotta wonder what the meaning is of the guys in the back.”
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Kitchen and lawn staff.

10:23 pm October, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Ah. Yes.

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