Monday, October 4, 2010
Where’s Waldouche?: Party Nerd Edition
Somewhere in this pleasing party pack lineup of exotic hotts mixed with Jerzette, who just really needed a night of the girls cutting loose together, I’ve carefully hidden a well crafted Vegas Party Nerdbag.
However, there can be only one Eddie Deezen.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Left to right: Snooki in a blond wig, Bjork with implants and shaved pits, and stripper who will eventually rue the decision to drop out of business school.
Any way you cut it, this pic is like a combination spoonful of Ipecac and handful of Ex-lax. I don’t even know which end the sick wants to come out of first.
Here we see three rejected contestants from that reality show where Paris Hilton had people competing to be her new friend.
Here we see three actual contestants from that reality show where three mothers openly regretted the consequences of letting their daughters be babysat by their “funny uncles.”
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This show may only exist in my head.
I would empty my bank account for the young lass in the middle. We would have countless minutes of love-making followed by me apologizing repeatedly. Once I ran out of money and blow she’d be off to my best friends house, mutha fuccka.
Jebus Christ, the Nichole Richie look a like just made me sick. The nerd has giant white teeth. The two other girls are paid to pose hottie.
Ned smiled lasciviously as he prepared to unleash his newest “toothy vagina” line of fembots on the crowd at Comicon.
Choadley’s Angels.
I can’t get a clear shot at him!
Nerdbag makes me happy. His white Urkle, neo-Terry Thomas thing is so ham-fisted that I have to assume that this was shot at a wrap party for Sabado Gigante.
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If there is a god, Nerdbag has an IQ of 155, a hairless, sunken chest, asthma, and a cock like a pumpkin sitting on a fire hydrant. That’s how the universe should work.
Damn, Carrot Top will do anything for any photo op. And he keeps getting uglier.
WHOA: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/episodes/a-letter-to-elia/film-synopsis/1549/
That’s a whole lot of Bleeth Hotness scabbed with Waldouche. I wish I was born octa-scrote so I could dedicate six hands to those boobies and the two strongest to gutting that ling-cod!
Goddamn. The one on the left has a face meant for radio, the one on the right has a face meant for my penis.
I love it when Waldouche looks like Robert Q. Lewis, one of the original eyeglasses nerds of my youthful 1950’s TV viewing.
Broad on the left sends off a Bleeth-alarm the equivalent of a smoke-alarm in a restaurant full of reefers lighting up all at once: nasty yet intoxicating.
Brunette’s tatt states, “If you can read this comence blowing my cockk”
commence?
I wish I had more hands. I’d give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN.
Brunette’s tatt states, “If you can read this go strait to CVS for de-licing medication”
straight?
The mythological Three Graces go Bleeth.
Brunette’s tatt states, “If you can read this , please note this vagina is past it’s warranty”
The genetic engineering of sweet potatos has gotten completely out of hand.
Brunette’s tatt states, “If you can read this save yourself untold thousands and just beat off in the bathroom”
Brunette’s tatt states, “If you can read this please return me to the Devore, CA Animal Shelter”
@Vin^
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CAREFULL!.. Looks like he’s about to pee in someone’s butt…
How bush is that when Poptop weasels his way into the threesome of Clevia, Sage and Nettie mulling over their mulberry wine?
Waldouche is Egon Spengler?
Nice Eddie Deezen ref…I’ll match that and raise you one, Boss:
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“They have him trapped…with beavers!”
I wondered what happened to The Proclaimers. I guess they moved to Vegas.
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Uh… wrong format, I guess. Note to self– cut back on whiskey at lunch.
Egon Spengler. Ohhhhh. My long-faced, raven-haired, bespectacled nerd hottie. You can cross the streams. On my face.
What is Max Headroom doing stalking the strippers from Bladerunner?
is he trying to pull off a McLovin?
Superbad is a douchey movie with no nerd cred no matter how many McLovins you put in there.
@Medusa Oblongata
left to right actually. georgia peach meets David Hemmings, Sasha Grey meets Tim Curry and Hannah Harper meets Owen Wilson. The upshot…when whores look better and cost nothing to watch fuck, why get your wallet raped by a chick half as hott.
wall douche looks like Butters in the china syndrome episode meets buffalo bill….creeeeeeeeeperrrrrrr
Sebastian Bach got halfway through his estrogen treatments and said, “Fuck it, man! I’m showin’ off my new titties and fishnet shirt!”
Hmm, no Josie and the Pussycats references yet?
Once upon a time, there was a douche called Waldouche. He went for a walk through the Vegas Strip. Pretty soon, he came upon a club. He knocked, gave the bouncer $50, and he walked right in.
Next to the bar, there were three Bleeths waiting for free drinks. Waldouche was horny. He tasted the Bleeth on the left.
“This Bleeth is too orange!” he exclaimed.
So, he tasted the Bleeth in the middle.
“This Bleeth used to be a dude” he said (he took her number anyway).
So, he tasted the last Bleeth.
“Ahh, this Bleeth is just right,” he said happily and ate her all up.
Later, he would die from a VD. The End.
“Harry Potter and the Wallet Draining Sirens”
@BaronVG: “a cock like a pumpkin sitting on a fire hydrant”. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It’s full of boobs! Wait, I say that like a bad thing?
zomg brunette!
Skanks!!!!
Alright, here’s how this breaks down:
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Blonde on the right, get her on all fours and pound the shit outta that pussy R. Crumb style. Call her a dirty whore and daddy’s little girl the whole time before you unload on her back, then throw her clothes out the window and leave.
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Asian chick in the center gets tit fucked and a face full of yer gunk.
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Snookiesque blond on the left? Get her bent over, rub the head of yer dick on pussy to make her all wet, then shove it in her ass and go to town. Really drive it deep in her pink puckered starfish like a turn-of-the-century steam hammer. Then donkey punch her and pull out for the pink sock, stick a gun to her head and force her to lick up the blood, shit and cum off the floor, and throw her out into the night to get gang raped by fat-dicked Mexicans with genital warts.
wow, jacques really thinks he is pretty outlandish with those statements. a lttile too much internet porn for the virgin and lifetime of hating women. yeesh, lighten up francis.
You know,when you just don’t have much else to offer,you just buy a padded bra and stick the tits out,like bait,and then maybe something will come along and bite.
Wow, you really got me pegged there Doc. Here’s a piece of advice: instead of making arbitrary assumptions about one’s life and value to humanity based solely of a single blog post, concentrate making arbitrary assumptions about one’s life and value to humanity based solely of a single photograph of them like the rest of us here do. You’re way off the mark anyway son, so quit pretending like you know anything about where I’m coming from.
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First, 20 minutes of Redtube a day is not too much internet porn. It’s just right. Anyone will tell you that. Second, though the girl I lost my virginity to at 16 committed suicide and can’t verbally confirm our 15 minutes of shame, three out of the nine women I’ve had sex with in my life would willingly confirm that I’ve come in contact with their vagina at some point if asked.
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Third, I do not hate women. I’m simply resentful that the entire female species has such contempt for me that it would curse me with the smelly boil infested cankle draped dugong that the state of Idaho calls my legally bound spouse. You ever has sex with cow intestine filled with cottage cheese before? Well that basically sums up how my ungrateful leech of a kid was conceived; via 30 seconds of crying and frantic thrusting followed by a lifetime of insults and credit card debt.
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You don’t know me Doc, and you haven’t lived my life, so don’t tell me to ‘lighten up’. Have you ever been fucking a woman and found out over halfway through that you’ve been sliding in and out of the wrong folds of skin? Didn’t think so. Now shut the fuck up.
Wait, who am I talking to?
jacques has just confirmed how much of a douche he is. no one wants to hear your pathetic life story on the interwebs. now seriously….. lighten up francis
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