Saturday, October 9, 2010

Your Saturday Triplefung

With all the troubles in this world, sometimes you just gotta say, “what the heck?” And go a full triple chinpube.

# posted by douchebag1
12:54 pm October, 9 Wheezer said...

Better late than never – get this fuccen guy in the Weekly, STAT!
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Then again, she may not be enough of a hott to pull off an entry. We’ll need more pics of this assclown first.

1:16 pm October, 9 08ArmyDoc said...

Wow, I thought we’d never see the COMBO of fanny pack (and backwards, ftw), kissy lips, backward hat, 1980s sweatpants, triple chinpube AND 2″ pubedribble.

SWEET

But she looks like something outta Bladerunner

1:26 pm October, 9 doucheywallnuts said...

What a fuccen nightmare. I love the bad cell phone clip on the shorts of Retro Terri Garr Bleeth. And it’s hysterical that this guy would think he’s all badass but sport the horrendous fanny pack! Weekly contender, indeed.

1:27 pm October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Pisseidon Adventure starring
Jesse” The Trident” Ventura, former Mexican wrestling star, and a randomly chosen pregnant chick.

1:41 pm October, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Fourprong’s older brother by a different mother?

3:03 pm October, 9 douchebag1 said...

So whaddaya say, do I put Tripfung in the Weekly even with a subpar hott?

3:23 pm October, 9 Wheezer said...

Boss, one more pic might be necessary, especially if it’s a better look at her. Or at least her unmashed boobies.
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He’s full-on scrote – no question.

3:36 pm October, 9 CBS said...

Are you Hawk?
Who’s Asking?
I’m Smasher. I heard you are the best
Well dont believe everything you hear.
I dont believe anything!

3:46 pm October, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

You have put sub par milf like hotts in before. I think triple fung might be a sufficiently innovative douche accoutrement to be a draw…

3:51 pm October, 9 CBS said...

There’s fungus darkness all around chin
The young hotts are on the run
So you keep hangin with the Gilfer
Cant do much better cuz yur a clod
You are the clod, the big bad clod
The Bundy Spelunker

4:01 pm October, 9 soy bomb said...

I’m not too offended by this ‘bag. Seems like a typical Raiders fan to me.

4:01 pm October, 9 tall guy said...

I say put him in. His excess douche munificently compensates for her limited hottness. And to open another can’o’worms, if he makes the weekly I change my vote.
Triplefung FTW.

4:03 pm October, 9 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...



Those are claw marks from previous victims… errrrr, dates.

ASvB

4:06 pm October, 9 soy bomb said...

In other news: America, you chose correctly.

5:52 pm October, 9 Justin said...

Maybe he just really likes Adidas.

5:59 pm October, 9 dbBen said...

While certainly novel, is he really a danger to the hotts?

6:53 pm October, 9 DarkSock said...

I would like to do a dramatic van damme pose and kick him in the face, making it a bigger deal than it was.

6:58 pm October, 9 Steve L. said...

any more collagen in this pic and it just might overpower the triple chin fung.

7:43 pm October, 9 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I don’t think this is a hott chick with a douchebag as much as I think it’s a production still from a late 80’s porn movie.

7:55 pm October, 9 onan the barbarian said...

I think she might actually be Abe Sapien from Hellboy.

8:15 pm October, 9 system of douche said...

DB1, I’m afraid if you let Triple into the Weekly, he will get flushed faster than a week old Tampax. It has been an outstanding display of assclownery and trampy hotts this week, and this couple just don’t have the power to bring it.

Let them try to make it next week.

Respectfully, SOD

8:17 pm October, 9 system of douche said...

Michael Anthony just doesn’t pull tail like he used to with VH.

8:21 pm October, 9 system of douche said...

Razors and Huntington’s disease sufferers are a bad combination as witnessed by this unfortunate photo.

8:22 pm October, 9 Douche Springsteen said...

I would be for adding this specimen to the weekly. My mind recoiled in horror and it took me a few moments to actually be sure I was seeing this image. We’ve had sub-par hotts with raging douches before and I think this qualifies.

8:29 pm October, 9 Wedgie said...

Burn victim.

8:33 pm October, 9 dblpits2teste said...

Might as well be good at something, even if it is ass-clown chin pubes and fanny pack rocking.

And what’s with all the hatin’ on the girl next door hotts. Retro Terri Garr is nicer on the eyes than most of the herp-infested silicone bimbos that pass as hotts around here.

9:05 pm October, 9 Mr. White said...

Not enough evidence of hott to make this a Weekly contender, in my opinion. If you put it in, people will vote for the douche and ignore the hott factor, which makes a mockery of the very name of the site.

9:30 pm October, 9 Stephanie said...

Who told this guy he looks cool ?
You see,he makes a weird,and ugly beard growth to distract everyone from the lack of hair on his head….man you didn’t fool me.

10:37 pm October, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I had a dream, that Orthodox Jewish men would revolt the hat, the hair and beardstyle, but I never expected to see the curly shafts dribbling from the chin, nor a backwards baseball cap on shaven head.

Now I must eat my yarmulke.

10:40 pm October, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ed likes to advertise his gardener-for-hire rake on the chin with a pickup trick, instead of with a slap-on magnetic sign plied to his pickup truck.

10:45 pm October, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Put ’em in the Weekly, DB1.
Half of us want it, the other half don’t, and everyone who doesn’t come around on weekends will be shocked into surprise when all the pix are posted. She’s straight enough to be a hott, he’s off-the-charts overgroomed doucheitude.

10:51 pm October, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

This guy just HAS to be a draftsman, engineering, architectural, what have you. NOBODY is so compulsive as the drafter who HAS to get it just right.
I mean, I bet he plotted out the entire design on vellum, for chrissakes.

10:53 pm October, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

By the appearance of his nose, someone already sucker-punched his face.

One of us, no doubt.

12:59 am October, 10 Baleen said...

There’s something I kind of like about this guy. Maybe I’m just imagining him as a repo man who pulls other douche’s cars for a living.

2:44 am October, 10 Blinded by the Shite said...

Glad that this picture was featured. I thought I was becoming desensitized to these kinds of scrote-fung.

2:45 am October, 10 Blinded by the Shite said...

Hickey Dourke.

5:39 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina

5:42 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

In 1998 when Vivid Video decreed its girls all had to go fully shaved Chad found a way to recycle their discarded landing strips.

6:11 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

I was going to ask “Where’s Baron Von Goolo?!?” but I just remembered it’s only 2 weeks to Helloween. Only one way to draw him out of Fright Town: an autographed photo of Tura Satana:
gh

6:19 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

Baron’s been busy.

11:40 am October, 10 massengill said...

Predator ‘Bag?

11:56 am October, 10 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I think this bag pre-dates any predator bags.

The only good thing about chin-pube design is that, unlike tatts, it can be shaved off immediately (and grown back repeatedly).

In that sense, it is like a bouquet of live flowers and intrinsically more valuable for its limited life-span in the vase (chin).

This proves the tawdry cheapness of tatts, which, though pricey at first (so is Italian design modern furniture), eventually wears the viewer down.

12:36 pm October, 10 Fatness said...

“So whaddaya say, do I put Tripfung in the Weekly even with a subpar hott?”
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There is no hott in this picture, and he’s just a clown, not a ‘bag.
.
no

2:50 pm October, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Eveybody needs a thing. This guy’s thing happens to be the most gawdawful beard formation known to

2:52 pm October, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

^ Whoops. Known to man woman child and 4-Prong.

6:10 pm October, 10 Deltus said...

Sorry, db1, but without some more proof of hottitude, he’s not quite douche enough to make the weekly. $0.02.

7:45 pm October, 10 Vinny Scumbaglia said...

yeh, if he were put up in the weekly, he’d only fail on lack of hot. I do see a contender for a special chinpube category.

They’re like sharks’ teeth, you see: if he loses one, there is another that will move up to take its place, and he only suffers a minor loss of douchebaglionicity.

–VS

8:43 pm October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Dude let’s not get too down on this guy. He’s only one prong away fm q chin Menorah.

8:45 pm October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

… that’s “one prong away from a chin menorah.”

I kinda like this hott. She’s got that fresh slutty vibe where you exchange glances at the bar and quickly go at it before you never see her again. Or worse, have to deal with triplefung.

11:13 pm October, 10 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Ohh Jesus!

11:23 pm October, 10 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

This site definitely needs more midgets

6:33 am October, 11 smackdouche said...

You can’r spell AWESOME without the “W” on his face. You also need the sideways “E” that I assume is on the other side.

6:34 am October, 11 smackdouche said...

And you can’t spell can’t with an “r”. And yet, I did.

8:43 am October, 11 Chris said...

RRRREX-QWAN-DO!

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