Monday, November 1, 2010

Four Prong Sez…

These three ‘bags ain’t got nothin’ on me in the Yearly! For if they up their douchey ways to the next level, I’se just bust the yellow wrist ‘kerchif and my sidekick, “Bob,” to impress the ladiez.

Actually, Four Prong didn’t make it to the Yearly. Lost to The Sharkbag and Renee’s Bosom Canons. But I may find a way to include that douchey clubwank somehow.

Did I mention the 2010 Douchie Awards are only a month away?

(and if you click on the pic, you can see Four Prong in brand new Douchimation ™!)

# posted by douchebag1
11:36 am November, 1 Dicy said...

Im so excited for the Douchies!!! This is the first time I’ve followed the site all year so I can make a fair and educated decision on all the candidates. This is serious stuff folks!

11:37 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A month to go?!? Time flies when you’re mocking douches.

11:39 am November, 1 Dicy said...

Also, Four Prong sucks. I can’t beleive he didn’t make it. But then again I voted for the Cacti so I can’t complain.

11:40 am November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

There’s no shame losing to Renee.

Bosom canons? That’s a new one. I first read it as Bosom ‘canyons’. Which works, too.

Fuck it. Anything Renee works well.

11:43 am November, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

My internal calendar has been marked! My stomach is ready for the wretching that will most certainly be induced upon viewing the douchiest of bags and the armiest of candy. Speaking of arm candy, what the hell 4 Prong?!

Coral and tangerine DO NOT go together, unless your my mom who it happens to look quite fetching on. I said fetching, not felching. She doesn’t do that 4 Prong, that’s totally your deal.

11:49 am November, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I hope you all clicked on the above picture of said Prongster. Worth a chuckle or two.
I was waiting for that dipshit to get out of the way so I could properly inspect the hott in pink.
Didn’t happen.

11:57 am November, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Despite better judgement I clicked on the picture. All I can say is daaaamn, his hair DOES NOT move. As Denzel Washington might say 4-Prong ain’t got nothing on me! Nothing but the gayest shirt known to man and and a hair made possible by gay horse hoofs.

11:59 am November, 1 smackdouche said...

Douchimation=Awesome!

12:05 pm November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After the seizures stopped I thoroughly enjoyed Douchimation. The tall skinny girl looks all gangly and stupid and I love her.

12:06 pm November, 1 mehoff said...

Very disturbing

12:24 pm November, 1 Ohio FJ said...

Do these boneheads have some strange disease? He and the Yankees fan and those guys dancing over the weekend look like they contracted St Vitus Dance.

12:25 pm November, 1 Turdacious said...

even the stars are mocking the bags, at least i hope.
http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Stars-Dressing-Up-Halloween-2010-11760048?page=0,0,0#45

12:27 pm November, 1 Wedgie said...

I remain unconvinced and unsure of Four Prong’s gender. This is similar to how The Pronger undoubtedly feels about him- or her- self.

12:44 pm November, 1 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

4P meets the phone book finger model for some “boy-shocker” fun

12:46 pm November, 1 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

DB1: the animation is a keeper!!! want more… preferrably with suckly nuzzle juggles

1:46 pm November, 1 Crucial Head said...

A month ’til The Douchie you say? That gives me time to order that extra case of Maker’s Mark and hit up the thrift store for a new red-carpet suit. Thanks for the heads-up boss.

2:10 pm November, 1 Deltus said...

Douchimation. The world isn’t ready for it. Hardened mockers and hunters can watch it, but even then the need to wretch is very strong.

5:46 pm November, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

How can it be that Four Prong is moving like an epileptic Fishslap out of water and his friend never moves?

6:19 pm November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

What’s the next innovation, Smelladouche?

9:22 pm November, 1 Steve L. said...

wow the mannequin just stays completely still throughout the entire douchimation. that is quite a feat, even for a mannequin.

9:23 pm November, 1 Steve L. said...

and i hate to say it but this particular hott has some librarian vibe going on.
just some though. not a lot.

12:31 am November, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I was waiting for Four-Prong to either spill his drink, or the guy on the left to shout “Ole!” minus the castanets. Kudos to the patient gals in the middle for puttin’ up with such shenanigans.

4:51 am November, 2 Motorcycle Parts said...

I can say is hair does not move. Like Denzel Washington 4 pin could say they have nothing on me! Nothing but the shirt's most famous gay rights and the hair and made possible by the hooves of the horses' gay.

6:39 am November, 2 mr.reeve said...

It’s Pat is back! 4 Prong gives me the creeps.

10:03 pm November, 2 Motorcycle Parts said...

I hope we all click on the image above Prongster said. Worth a chuckle or two. I waited dipshit to exit so I could fully explore the hott pink.

5:39 am November, 3 Douchelips said...

Epic Douchimation™ FTW!!
.
What a great feature. Now you can see how much of a douche four-prong is through the magic of animated gifs.

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