Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Bree Solves All


Maybe I’ve been too cranky today. So to cheer us up, here’s HCwDB Hott legend, Bree (she of Fish Slap Hottie/Douchey cohabit), one of Bree’s slutty hott friends, and Brothabag Freddie. Who needs to eat more bran.

# posted by douchebag1
2:18 pm January, 5 mr.reeve said...

Holy camel toes Batman! Those are some bleethy ass bleethes!

2:28 pm January, 5 Doc said...

I forgot how much I loved Bree. Fishslap still sucks

2:35 pm January, 5 Captain Garanichode said...

Bring on the Pink.. and by pink I do mean… I think I sat in gum?

2:40 pm January, 5 Wedgie said...

My penis says he likes the one in the middle. I hope she doesn’t turn out to be a guy.

2:41 pm January, 5 baffomet said...

Is it me or does the other girl look underage?

2:44 pm January, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Maybe she’ll pop Freddie over the head with that bottle like a fish bat for photobombing her

2:51 pm January, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

Aw now there’s the DB1 we know and tolerate. Good to have you back.

Just reading the word Fishshap made me reach out and slap the air. Pavlov’s dog called, he wants his knee jerk reactions back.
As for the pic, those chicks are wearing my old Ford Fairmont’s car seat covers for shoes. (I got sheepskin because my Dad told me the fellas would think I’m practical and sensible. Yeah thanks Dad, I was going for trampy. No wonder I never got laid with that car.)

Brothabag from Anothabag, the only time that face is appropriate is if you walk in on your grandparents having sex. Or your grandparent’s grandparents.

2:56 pm January, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I like it that Bree is trying to give her friend a nip-slip wardrobe “malfunction”. Brothabag shouldn’t go away mad…he just needs to go away.

3:23 pm January, 5 DarkSock said...

Medusa: Check your mercury-centered strap-on (aka “Frank”); judging by Bree’s belly button you’ve sprung a mercury leak.
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Meanwhile, in related news….

3:35 pm January, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Bree needs to eat a donut or 2 preferably jelly filled.Why Brothabag Frank Why???
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Fuck Fishslap!!!!!!!

3:42 pm January, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brothabag Freddie, not to be left out of the “all-ado-about-pink” sticks out his tongue for good measure as the three pose for the Neiman-Marcus catalogue “Pink Sale.”

3:45 pm January, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Flippin’ the mouthbird, Brothabag Freddie celebrates his new job as bra-fitter/sizer at the local department store, and has no shortage of ill-fitted clentele ready and waiting for his services.

3:48 pm January, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’s hookers and there’s hookworms, and sometimes the two do meet up.

4:09 pm January, 5 Cheesesock said...

Why is it that no one is mentioning how insanely fucking hot these chicks are? Did the regulars convert to gaiety without notifying anyone?

4:10 pm January, 5 Southern Scrotic said...

The girl on the right does look 16 …
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… and pregnant.

5:09 pm January, 5 Wedgie said...

^Or she just at the whole rack of ribs. With chili fries.

5:28 pm January, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait, wait, wait!
C’mon
BOTH of their waists are like 21″!!
I would have premature ejaculation with each of them!
Yes??

6:59 pm January, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m coming down with something. I thought maybe it was allergies, or an extreme revulsion to what I see on this site. No dice, I’m sick for sure. The name ‘Fish Slap” is sure to coax a curse out of a corpse, but it’s just not enough to get the sick out of me. Fuck Fish Slap anyway.
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That being said, Nice fuckin’ mukluks, you twits. I hope you’re happy that a baby Yeti has no mama tonight on account of your poor fashion sense. I have a hunch this pic was taken at Chicago’s legendary douche mecca, Soundbar. Yeah, I’ve been there. Don’t ask. Anyway, the girls dancing on the risers always wear shit like that. WTF is so hot about chicks plodding about in the slaughtered remains of a Tauntaun?
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@ DarkSock–Aw shit. I was thinking Frank felt a little lighter and didn’t get quite the same top english. Dangit. Fuckin’ bleeths and their ragged cunts….

7:32 pm January, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was going to rag on the Russian Junior Hockey Team. All douchebags. Then I saw these chicks, got a boner that broke through the drywall and spunked all over a sound asleep Mrs. Good thing she got a great licking earlier. She’ll think that my erectile disfunction is cured when she wakes up with a sticky face. Why is everybody so cranky today? I’m sick like Medusa but I think all she needs is a sound spanking and a little bit of torture.

7:38 pm January, 5 retard said...

Fishbone was better than to have a tribute by brothabag freddie.

8:45 pm January, 5 creature said...

yeah, yeah, yeah Medusa, we all know. There ain’t nuthin’ like a skinny bitch plowin’ ya with a strap on….or so I’ve been told

8:45 pm January, 5 massengill said...

Disguised in the leather gimp mask he was discovered by Ms Carey’s 19-year-old son, who chased him around the house until the son ran out.
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What a horribly written sentence.
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I got a riser those two could dance on, if you know what I mean…And I think you know what I mean.

9:59 pm January, 5 Hardouche Wankstain said...

I’m calling “nottafattie” on the chick on the right. I think she has a food/poo baby, or really has to fart. Brothabag Freddie really had to poop too, right up until this picture, at which point he let loose in his pants.

1:09 am January, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fuckin’ a girl with a brewing poo baby is the best. When you prod her kidneys just right, you end up coaxing it out of her unexpectedly.
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That being said, these girls are so infested with burrowing douche chiggers, I wouldn’t fuck either of them with Artie Lange’s penis. It’d be like masturbating with lukewarm ham & cheese Hot Pocket. Only you don’t want to eat the evidence afterward, and the shame will follow you for longer.

2:44 am January, 6 Canada Pharmacy said...

I hope you are happy that the baby has not yeti tonight because of your mom’s fashion sense bad. I feel that this photo is taken at the Mecca of legendary Chicago Shower

6:00 am January, 6 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Can I just say– Canada Pharmacy is on a roll! Motorcycle Parts has competition– it’s on like Donkey Kong!

8:24 am January, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RRR, Canada Pharmacy=1 Hit Wonders or RUSH, Mototrcycle Parts=The Beatles. I think we know who is going to win that battle.

8:40 am January, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

when boobies press against each other, everybody wins.

8:44 am January, 6 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Wait– did you seriously just equate Rush with generic 1-hit wonders? Aren’t you afraid of incurring the wrath of the Canadian music mafia?
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Come on, Nancy– 1-hit wonders don’t have 40 years of solid album and touring production and the indisputable greatest drummer in the history of music.
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I believe the children are our future– no, wait, I don’t believe that at all. What I believe is that Canada Pharmacy is the next hilarious spam-bot to dominate the HCWDB comment threads.

9:20 am January, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RRR, like Canadians would have the werewithal to organize themselves criminally. Fuggedaboutit, eh? And no I’m not afraid of their wrath. Bring it angry RUSH fans. If you can still use your crippled up arthritic fingers to type that is. Hmmm, makes me think Elanor is probably a RUSH fan. And that means her cats are too.

As far as Canadian Pharmacy goes, it has its work cut out for it. My prediction is it goes by the way of Lavender Oils. Who is that?, you ask? Exactly. Oh yeah, Lavender Oils=Slayer.

9:27 am January, 6 Wheezer said...

She is a bleeth, yes, but I think I’d allow Bree to ride my Green Dragon like a Prancing Pony.
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You’re damn right I brought my Tolkien game. Oh yeah. But I don’t know why it’s green when Cheetos are orange. Odd…..

10:14 am January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

I kinda like Canadian Pharmacy. We’ve been having a personal correspondence in all of my mailboxes for a while now. But I don’t need Viagra, Frank is always hard. Can you get me some oxycontin, though?
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Do not take the name of Slayer in vain!!!!
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Once upon a time, I had a theory that there were no sucky artists from Canada. I could rattle of a list of bands, and most people would agree that they were all awesome. A lot of them were pretty esoteric, so they’re not worth listing here. But pretty much every time I named a Canadian band/performer, they were awesome. And then along came Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Alanis Morrisette and Barenaked Ladies and blew my theory all to hell. Fuck off, Canada! Stop sending us this shit or we’ll make you give us our McDonalds’ back!!!!
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Oh, wait, that’s not really a punishment, is it….?

11:11 am January, 6 DarkSock said...

Freddie’s sudden and understandable flashback to “2 Girls 1 Cup” caused an involuntary response.

11:25 am January, 6 Stephanie said...

An All Ages show with a ska band.

11:34 am January, 6 Baron Von Douchemeister said...

Isn’t that the guy from that 80s black metal band? You know the one with the guy that ran around on stage in Body Glove surfer spandex? They had that song, Cult of Personality? Great to see he’s doing so well these days. Those chicks are hot too but either they both ripped som major fartage or this guy has a Flava Flav fetish.

11:36 am January, 6 Baron Von Douchemeister said...

And by “Black Metal Band”, I don’t mean “Black Metal Band” but rather Black…………”Metal Band.”

11:42 am January, 6 Deltus said...

@Medusa: I have an admission to make. Justin Bieber is not only Canadian, he’s from my freakin’ hometown. And we didn’t kill him off early, because we didn’t know what he would so quickly become.
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So, I guess what I’m saying is, awfully sorry about that.

2:06 pm January, 6 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Dammit, Deltus! You’d better kill any younger siblings he has, just to be sure we don’t endure a Jamie Spears/Ashlee Simpson kind of fag-pop resurgence from your accursed hometown!

10:05 pm January, 6 jeremy said...

i like it

10:28 pm January, 6 Motorcycle Parts said...

I am practical and reasonable. Yeah, thanks Dad, I Trampy. No wonder I’ve never ever been with this car.

8:24 pm January, 7 Annon said...

That is one ugly ape!

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