Monday, January 17, 2011

Carla and “The Bros” ™

“The Bros” ™ follow three rules in life, and only three rules:

1. Wherever they go, they travel together. Even Sabio’s studio apartment when he’s tweakin’ the booty bump.

2. Shirtlessness at all times is a priori de facto word up, yo.

3. Transcendental meditation is but the gateway to the Godhead, the glorious om can never be verbalized or conceived, only experienced.

# posted by douchebag1
3:31 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

P2P pornstar is wondering how she ended up at Gayfest 2011.

3:42 pm January, 17 DarkSock said...

Wrap party on the set of “Four Guys, One Ass, One Vag and Two Nostrils“.

3:45 pm January, 17 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

While at Fire Island Carla got fantastic advice on how to accentuate her bust line.

3:46 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wedgie is on the right track here, but I think she is probably celebrating her latest Wicked Pictures release. Goldilocks and The Three Brown Cocks. She’s hoping to be nominated by AVN for Best Foursome in the No Holes Barred Category for her famous triple penetration with shitty cocks.

3:48 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Dark Sock. I’m not stoned today.

3:49 pm January, 17 Deltus said...

Yup, she sure looks porn.

3:53 pm January, 17 Mr. White said...

Is it just me, or does DB1 kind of hate us today? A lot of Notts, plus a solo CroBagnon? MLK’s dream is dead.
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What, too factually inaccurate?

3:53 pm January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When did we stop saying son, son?

4:00 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

Yeah, she must be a rising porn star, though I’ll bet they gave her fluffing advice.

4:18 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

Not that any of you guys care, but “Sabio” means “wise” or “learned” en Espanol. I have turned this pic every which way but I can’t see any way that guy can be living up the his tatt.
Unless he likes to lick his own balls, shit on the lawn, and chase cars down his street. Then the ones on his chest could be accurate.

4:44 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Wedgie, oh we care Wedgie, we care mucho.

Now down to brass tax. These bros are gay. In order of gayness it goes, (from Left to Right) Gayest, Gayer and Gay. Who wants to debate?
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And a sober Rev?! What’s this world coming too? I count on you man for the latest in incoherent rambles. If you’re gonna start making sense I think my head might explode.

5:26 pm January, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Looks like Paris Hilton finally put on some weight. Good, honey.
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@ Wedgie– 4:18–Like most tattoo artists, I’m a quarter deaf, one-half brain dead and am 75% asshole. So when he came in and said “Sabio”, the artist assumed he meant/thought he said “Sazio”. Sazio is the Italian word for “overstuffed.” You see where I’m going with that.

5:44 pm January, 17 Ted Brogan said...

Great smiles there, fellas. We’ve got the Twinkle Toes, the Rabid Dog, and a Howard the Duck.

Sabio indicates Carla’s favorite hole, for bonus points.

6:06 pm January, 17 creature said...

group photo just prior to four body stack…son

6:09 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

Here’s da DJ fo’ dat slammin’ rave, yo!

6:22 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

OK DB1, Chicka-Boom-Boom porn star wanna be with the “I can make you squirm for more” eyes makes up for some of the hottolak eye pains of the day. But the obvious gaiety of this event is an odd setting for said porn pillowlishish babette.

@ND yup, I agree with your gay-o-meter readings. My first thought was that gay boy in the middle was a Crest teeth whitening experiment gone wrong. But then I seen the obvious reason for the glow in the light of your explanation. So just plain gay on the right; what’s in his, umh, wallet?

6:35 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@NeverSayNever, definitely not ham. As in ham wallet. I hope you see where I’m going here. The dude is gay, okay. Therefore he is not interested in ham wallets, Case closed. Stop fighting me on this.

6:37 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

Question: why is it douchebags always slant their heads when making the obnoxious sideways peace sign? It looks like a normal one from their perspective… why not just make a normal peace sign and keep the head up?

WTF? I’m trying to analyze up in this shit!

6:45 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@NeverSayNever, Trying to understand the absurd is like trying to understand the absurd. Yeah, that’s why sometimes I just say fuck it. Not worth my superior analytical skillz. You’re still with me on my gay-o-meter right? My shit is legit, yo. And my analysis is good too.

6:51 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

@Nancy(space)Dreuche I definitely see where your going there…. I once found a ham wallet on a downtown sidewalk in front of a Hooters. I tried to return it, but their was no license or (age verifying) ID. I took said ham wallet to my place where I have kept it well oiled and supple for these past 10 years…

7:08 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@NeverSayNever, The Rev was talking about the very same thing in another thread! So vaginas falling off is an actual thing! Gawd that’s disheartening. I better go buy some duct tape. And hey, an ID-less ham wallet is anybody’s ham wallet. A village ham wallet if you will. Everybody gets to open it.
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Do you think it would be cooler if I didn’t have a space in my “name”? I’m up for suggestions. I’m really looking to maximize my potential here.

7:19 pm January, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

I prefer to think that ‘The Bros’ is her pet name for her luftballoons. It makes it so much easier to pretend that she’s alone.

7:32 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

@Nancy Dreuche Na, what’s a little space between us gonna matter… any closer and people are gonna start to talk! The ID-less ham in question made my Ego to flare… sorta like your “up for suggestions” and “maximize my potential here” comments… I told my myself, ‘sounds super-ego’!

If you do buy that duct tape, don’t buy the cheap Tiwainian crap… get the real ‘200 mile an hour’ rated duct tape!

Objects on the floor are closer than they appear…

8:12 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

ru gay f u want to f*ck urself?

8:32 pm January, 17 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Is this the production still for the upcoming San Francisco musical, “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Gay Bukkake?”

8:37 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

^ Scratches Head ^ No that was not an insult dude… just the self-revelation of my own sagging exsistence…

@Nancy Hope you took my last with the levity it deserves… it was just rational rantings of a rascal rebel who is too aware of the effects of gravity and fear of falling rocks at every turn.

I’m sure your wallet is safe N secure and that yours has an excellent centerfold! …. But the display of these cashless society ham shams posted today is enough to make a man crave can spam! Glad I have a spam filter! lol

8:42 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

Do you think she’s dating an Asian who is hung like a horse?
Just askin’.

8:52 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

Sure she is dating someone either well hung or well sung, but definitely not dating these fagots. Why she took this pic with them is a qustion best suited for scientist in artic tents. But she looks fine to me!

9:09 pm January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@NeverSayNever, if there is one sense of mine that is hightened, it is my sense of humor. I’m not really worried about my ham wallet. I just like to say ham wallet, er type ham wallet because it sounds/reads rediculous.
Lol to your spam filter comment.

@Wedgie, self love is healthy, unless you are Stackhouse. Actually the only thing that guy should be allowed to fuck is himself. Go on with your gay self Stackhouse. You’re here, you’re queer, you’re retiring someplace private to fuck yourself! Everybody wins!
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Stackhouse, please find a cabin in the woods so you can have quality alone time with your #1 (you) and leave the whobag jumpoffs alone. They’re jumpoffs, they’ll survive. Please continue to communicate via your online manifestos though. If a week goes by without an update on your latest musings I will go nutso.
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Plus I’m hoping one day Stackhouse will post his favorite chicken recipe. I’ve never been able to master the art of the deep fry so I
would like to hear what a real master chef has to say about it.

9:42 pm January, 17 Fatness said...

@ Mr. White, 3:53 pm: No its not just you. DB1 has a lot to atone for after today’s display.

9:49 pm January, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’s as bleached blonde and flashy as Eva Peron, but somehow I don’t get the feeling these are the “descamisados” Evita was talking about.

DB1 always atones by providing ample Ass Pear at week’s end.

12:23 am January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The ayurvedic sutras “The Bros” ™ live daily are far more traditionalist than the western fad of transcendental meditation. They follow the Bardo Thodrol teachings of the tantric master, Padmasambhava. They work towards tantric self-liberating realization of the peaceful and wrathful deities by putting into practice a set of instructions from the Tibetan Book of The Dead during the transitory states of dying, death, and rebirth for spiritual liberation. They strive to, upon the moment of death, recognize uncompromisingly that the godlike visions that manifest through a carousel of apparitions have an empty and hence illusory nature. They are a mere projection of their psyche on the screen of the karmic mind.
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I personally take this one step further by realizing that if one recognizes these manifestations of luminous visions and divine images as the connatural radiance of their intrinsic awareness, their own potential radiance will merge inseparably with those lights and divine images and they will achieve spiritual enlightenment.
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Emphasis on the deluding nature of apparent reality and its substantial emptiness is established no only the the hermeneutics of Tantric Buddhism, it is a hallmark of all forms of religion. As so beautifully expressed in the final chapter of the Vajracchedika Prajnaparamita,
Thus shall you think of all this fleeting world:
A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream,
A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,
A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.
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So it would make sense that I be the one to guide Carla out of this transitory state of existence and towards Buddhahood by tit fucking her raw and blowing my bleach flavored man chowder up her nostrils.

1:23 am January, 18 Guid is Good said...

Isn’t that the peroxided faux-hake fag that was blowing King Douchous from Saturday?

I gotta find something better to do with my time….

4:22 am January, 18 Edvis said...

An average skank at a gay club. SO WHAT.

5:12 am January, 18 Collaz B. Popped said...

Ive only been baghunting for just over a year,,,,now I realize and appreciate how difficult it is to mock Bags on the reg.

True mocking takes precision, dedication and bravery.

Douchebags – as Ive learned – come from everywhere at an alarming rate and variety. Though the signals are the same with all of them.

The GSR, hand signs, facial expressions, shirtless DB style is a deadly vermin unleashed on us all.

I guessing gay men can also be Bags….wtf? Theres so much to learn.

5:25 am January, 18 DarkSock said...

@ RevChad:
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Oh, yeah; forgot, son.

6:35 am January, 18 Hermit said...

It warms my heart to read a story which contains the Holy Trinity of news stories: Nudity, LSD and tasers.

6:38 am January, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Great, I’m going to need a booster shot after viewing this picture…

6:47 am January, 18 mr.reeve said...

I feel like dancing with my shirt off to “Its Raining Men” after seeing this picture. SON!

9:07 am January, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

I don’t really have much to add to the discussion except to point out that I spent a lot of time in New Orleans a few years ago and it seemed that the de rigueur uniform for the men hanging out in front of the gay bars on Bourbon St. was jeans and no shirts. Just an observation.

9:50 am January, 18 Sabio said...

This is a great pic !!!

I am reading this from my balcony in Mexico overlooking the ocean . I must say I have had a great laugh at all your comments .

Enjoy making comments on your computer screen , while I am out here having fun with tons of girls who think my body is amazing !!

To me the only homos are you fags taking the time to beat off to my picture , while you sit in your miserable little room at your moms house.

Your jealous because you only can wish you had a life like mine , 3 months a year in Mexico , and more girls in a week then all you pathetic homos have in a life time .

Cheers , enjoy your shitty day and pathetic lives !

Ps. I get off on the hate so this is just making me laugh , it’s classic !!

When you look like me, losers like you are insignificant , your just plain comedy 🙂

10:01 am January, 18 mr.reeve said...

^Which shirtless ass hat are you, Sabio? The gay dude on the left, the gay dude with bleached teeth or the gay dude with bad tattos? “Get some” cocck, Sabio.

10:06 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Mr. Reeve, he’s the gay dude with his own name tattooed on his hand. I think its mandatory in some circle jerks. So you know whose hands belong to who.

10:09 am January, 18 Sabio said...

You really are obsessed with gay guys .

I would love to see a picture of you !?!? Ohhh but your a coward who hides behind his computer screen .

Your comments are giving me a howl…… lol

Please make sure to wipe the cum off your computer screen when you finish jacking off to my picture !

10:14 am January, 18 Gay crest guy said...

You humor me you pathetic losers we live in Cancun Mexico for 3 months a year in a million dollar condo while u losers freeze in the cold winter in you rental apartment and all you talk about is gay this and gay that that makes you feel better as if you had a wife or girlfriend you notice I say IF u had a girlfriend or wife they would be fixated on fucking me not u losers and if you have a wife or girlfriend that doesn’t look like a man give me a call and I will show u how to fuck her so she doesn’t have to stare at the ceiling and fake like she does every night with u

10:19 am January, 18 mr.reeve said...

^Ever heard of a . or a ,? I don’t care where you two walking dildos live, all three of you are dickheads. I will stop the gay calling since you say you are not. This does not make the fact you are shirtless in public acceptable. It just means you have gone from gaybags to douchebags. Congratulations SON.

10:24 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@GayCrestGuy, hahahahahahahahahahaha! You actually go by that name?! And you wonder why people question your sexuality? I’ll give you a call on hair tips for sure.

10:25 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Sabio, will do.

10:33 am January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oh boy. Mexico. Certainly not a third world country or anything. May as well brag about living in Myanmar or Sudan for three months out of the year.

10:50 am January, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

11:11 am January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’ve been to Cancun once, if only to take in the sights before hightailing it back to my beach side cabana in Tulum. The place is chocked full of trust fund white boys like these partying away their parents money, downing cheap grain vodka and Red Bull like water and sweating away to techno remixes of Rihanna. You can’t flick a dime in that town without hitting one of these greased up douchebags, or the yeasty silicon slut queens they pass around like hacky sacks.
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A lot more people could live that lifestyle, and overrun the beaches of sunny (and cheap) Mexico, but they don’t. Because upon coming of age, they decided to grow up and quite relying on their parents as their only sourceof cash flow. We brought ourselves out of the whole middle-school-being-a-clueless-brat phase, and into adulthood. If you live off your parents’ money, inherited or not, that’s called ‘having an allowance’.
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For those of you who don’t know what being an adult entails, it involves working for your own keep; not living beyond your means; forming long-term, meaningful relationships with other mature adults; appreciating what you have, however much or little that may be; and not mindlessly putting oneself’s most superficially corporeal attributes on display like a pompous douchebag. It’s takes some work to be an adult and quit posturing like a little monkey-child, but some prefer to take the path of least resistance. Even if it means looking like a pathetic loser that the rest of the educated world either mocks or tries really hard to ignore out of a collective embarrassment for the whole human race.
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It’s cool though. You can’t expect much from anyone that consistently spells “you” as a single letter.

11:13 am January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Defining “adulthood” from a guy who mixes Buddhist philosophy and tit fucking in the same post.

11:23 am January, 18 leila said...

i would like to know what tastless piece of trash posted this pic to begin with… secondly i think they all look lovely, those that hate on these kind of pics have obviously looked in the mirror at themself and realized just how badly they have been beaten by the ugly stick… These people in this picture are absolutely beautiful!!!

11:30 am January, 18 Jamie said...

They are all strippers from Canada. The guys are the Canadian PlayboyZ and the girl is from Canadian Covergirlz.
The one on the right is the owner of both stripper groups.

11:39 am January, 18 leila said...

really??? wow i must go to canada one day!!! How do u know this??? like i said they are beautiful people

11:42 am January, 18 fat ugly chick said...

lol these guys are loser they are a buncha male strippers called “the canadian playboys” both guys on the side of her have 3 inch dicks to start and they were the worst lays of mylife i kid you not. this giving them the reason why they post pictures of the bills of money they have and write coments like “im in a million doller condo” so they can actually make up for so much that they lack. oh and they are in their 30’s with 45+ year old skin because they cant stay out of the sun for a minute. your skins overly tanned on the right you look like my leather jacket. you on the right trying to defend your self whenever someone gives their opions on ur fb about ur immature status.. you make yourself sound like ur a 5 year old throwing a tempertantrum. grow up. not every one in this world thinks ur hot or attractive. and alot of us dont give a flying fuck where ur staying for a few months or the car u drive or about ur growing stocks or ur 3 digit bank roll. there’s some people in this world who have or if not more then you and can appreciate it with out have to brag all over the world about it. makes me and alot of others think u honestly have nothing becuz u have to feel the need to brag. and the blonde girl oh god lets not get started might aswell just tattoo “im dirty white trash” on ur forehead. now reply to this message brad with a buncha IM BETTER THEN YOU AND HAVE SO MUCH MONEY bullshit response but i know these cmnts everyones writen eat you inside. your a joke. take care 😉 ahh that felt good.

11:44 am January, 18 fat ugly chick said...

ps enjoy ur ugly fat low-life crowd you call fans! BARF

11:47 am January, 18 leila said...

ok fat ugly chick if you have the balls to post this insane shit on here, how exactly is it that you know them anyways??? Brave it up a bit and leave a real first name on here so at least they know who is targeting them you spineless twit!!!

11:49 am January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@fat ugly chick, you sure read them the riot act. Damn girl.

11:53 am January, 18 MLW said...

I know some of these guys personally & for someone to sit there & write these things about them is just disrespectful & cruel. At the end of the day it’s YOU who has to face yourself in the mirror. You all should be ashamed of yourself.

oxox got ur back 😉 you know how i am

11:56 am January, 18 Cheyenne said...

I will never begin to understand what would possess people to trash people over the internet and take time out of their day to start up and monitor a website like this. The only definition of douchebag is people just like that who get their daily life kicks out of searching the internet for pictures so they can post pictures of people living and loving their life so other “douchebags” can mock and ridicule where none should be given. I only know one of these guys and he is not the definition of douchebag you guys are pretty uncreative with your slander and don’t really know what you are talking about. I can only hope that none of you are over the age of 20 because let’s be realistic if you are trashing people like that and you are any older you were the douchebags I went to high school with that bullied and made other kids’ high school experience a living hell. You are all very pathetic and B don’t even bother your time with this nonsence … just go back to enjoying the sun because there isn’t any on this website

12:02 pm January, 18 Woodchucks Local 5150 said...

We’re going to sue these guys as soon as we can find a left-handed Jew. These cock-gobblers stole our act. Nobody and I repeat NOBODY chucks wood like we do. And then the shitstains come along and start trying to one up us. We do it the old-fashioned way. These teabaggers have to use steroids. We’ll admit that when Sabio picked up the other two by their weenuses in his clenched butt cheeks and flung them to the back of the room we applauded because that’s impressive and shit but we were doing the woodchucking routine long before you nuthugging semenslurpers were even born! Consider this a cease and desist statement until further notice. We have spies everywhere.

12:05 pm January, 18 Farthuffer McDoofus said...

@ Cheyenne
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“You are all very pathetic and B don’t even bother your time with this nonsence … just go back to enjoying the sun because there isn’t any on this website”
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At least I got an education in high school to realize that A comes before B and that spelling nonsense isn’t all that hard. I guess you were too busy picking on the nerdy/uncool girls to notice, huh?

12:12 pm January, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Cheyenne
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“I will never begin to understand what would possess people to trash people over the internet and take time out of their day”
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Thanks for taking the time out of your day to trash people on this website which is on the Internet. Hypocrite!!!!

12:13 pm January, 18 leila said...

whats the matter woodchucks you just recently realized that your all washed up and forgotten???

12:14 pm January, 18 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

These guys are gay. Just admit it ladies. You defend because you want to believe they really like you while you watch them dance around like….like…..gay guys. Gaybags, all three of them! Send em my way if you can. Tell em to meet me at the Mother Load in West Hollywood. Located on Santa Monica. Can’t miss it. Bring those pearly whites middle boy. I am gonna wreck those babies real good.
Also, I still love cockk and boys.

12:17 pm January, 18 Cheyenne said...

Wow really? you’re going to correct me on my spelling … well I have been told and rightfully so, but you may have also realized that in correct grammar

“isn’t all that hard”

… is not grammatically correct 🙂 I just thought you should know because your high school obviously forgot to mention it to you

12:19 pm January, 18 leila said...

hysterically laughing at CHEYENNE, that was great!!!
Way to go!!!

12:20 pm January, 18 leila said...

got to love when they put thier foot in thier own mouth!!!

12:23 pm January, 18 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

^Good job ya little cunt. Do you know where I can get “thier” autographs by the way?

12:27 pm January, 18 DoucheBigalow said...

Hahahaha! you know what really defines “douchebag” you morons? the fact that you cant take any of the flak or jokes with the slightest humility and just go with it. Even without all the douchebag tells ie. your shirtless, tats, tans, shaved chest, 2hour hairstyle, or white watches(which btw make you a douche even if you think its so cash) and even if you are actually nice, cool guys, you still make yourself look like total dickholes by posting shit like ” oh i live in shitty cancun for 3 months and i have so much more than you and are so much better looking blah blah blah”.. THAT is why you are a douche, THAT is why people mock you and THAT is seriously why you deserve all these people ripping on you.

12:29 pm January, 18 BigDAnkBan said...

AHEM

12:29 pm January, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@GGLBMF hahahahahaha!, have I told you lately that I love you? Its probably pretty equal to your fondness for cockk and boyz.

12:30 pm January, 18 canadian-chick said...

Wow it’s retarded what jealousy can do to a person…..this is seriously stupid!!!! Yes does guys are strippers, so what??? They are awesome at what they do. They have money, so what? they fucking work hard for it by always being on the road. Then the comments about them being gay and having 3 inch dicks, seriously retarded. THEY ARE FAR FROM BEING GAY…….believe me there’s lots of girls that can say they are not gay and I can say so myself!!!!!
Boys, don’t let the haters get to you……you are in Cancun and you totally deserve it, all of you does!!!!!

12:31 pm January, 18 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

@ND, you better believe it!

12:33 pm January, 18 Grammar Nazi said...

@ Cheyenne
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Uh, I hate to break it to you but no grammar rules were broken you twat. Now go make yourself useful and fetch me a sandwich.

12:34 pm January, 18 AlbertaGirl said...

Obviously fat ugly chick has been rejected by these boys…..you know what they say “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”

Darling, I’m thinking not only have you been beaten by the ugly stick, you were gang-raped by the whole fucking forest! Why else would the envy monster be rearing it’s ugly head? They have something you don’t?
Don’t hate. Just accept your fat ugly ass isn’t wanted by them and move on.

Your birth certificate must really be an apology letter from the condom factory.

12:36 pm January, 18 Woodchucks Local 5150 said...

@ leila
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“whats the matter woodchucks you just recently realized that your all washed up and forgotten???”
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Are Canadian schools worse than U.S. schools? Or was Cheyenne your teacher?

12:50 pm January, 18 leila said...

Im not from Canada shithead im from the states!!! Secondly, i dont know these so called strippers at all… and Thirdly you all need a fucking hobby that doesnt involve invasion of privacy you cock suckers!!!

1:14 pm January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Are you sure they’re from Canada? They have a lot of frat boy from Cal State Fullerton working for them.
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This looks like the Pre-Surfing 101 class which instructs one on how to look up the swells on line, apply triple doses of teeth gleaning whitener strips, proper mixing of Nair and 30 SPF bronzer for the proper hairless tan, directions to Stanton for some shitty video store back room blue tattos in a booth called “Ink by Chooch” and how to grin like a drunken monkey in a “Mexican Blue Boy and Donkey Review”
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Sorry if what the trolls say is true about their occupation, but these guys are awfully twinkly to be hetero

1:25 pm January, 18 MoeDouche said...

I hate to say this, and especially to the female trolls, but any man who highlights his hair has feminine leanings in my book. That would be like a man dating a gal with a buzz cut. WTF? Don’t expect her to bend over in the bedroom. She’d expect YOU to bend over!

So, you shouldn’t be surprised, and especially to the female trolls here, that such a ‘man’ likes to play dress-up behind closed doors. In other words, he enjoys plugging his own poop canal.

1:46 pm January, 18 douche bagel said...

i’d fuck the blond one in the ass. the one right behind the girl

2:29 pm January, 18 Sabio said...

This is hilarious lol

I think it’s so funny 🙂 that all these people have the time to hate on me …..makes me wonder how great all your lives are ??

To those who know me personally …. ” I’m glad I have got under your skin so much that you will take very opportunity to bash me. It proves how pathetic your life actually is . I am constantly on your mind and you seek out ways to attack me . You do have one thing right though, I luv money 🙂 ”
Looks like I am having the last laugh bahhahahhahahah
This is pure comedy .

If I was really concerned about this I would probably report it , just so you know!

Say what you want people

2:44 pm January, 18 DarkSock said...

I peed in a moose once. Eh, Son.

3:39 pm January, 18 Frank Mercurio said...

I could use a good polishing. There are many flapping mouths and anuses in this thread that could do the job for me. Medusa, care to give me a push?

3:58 pm January, 18 ponygurrrrrrlie said...

Sabio it’s not that we seek out ways to attack you moron or that you get under our skin we just want you & ppl like you to realize that bragging is lame and that your not the big shiney lump of shit you think you smell like. continue on doin“ yoo thannng and you’ll realize in the end of your “game” you’ll be washed up maybe left with all the “money” you claim you have but left with reputation that will leave you with zero true friends, zero true love, and a couple std’s. cherrio brahh

4:49 pm January, 18 Wedgie said...

Well, now you all know why Mrs. Wedgie & me picked Costa Rica for our retirement home. I love Mexico but it has been infected severely with the Grieco virus, as you are all by now well aware. It must be an airborne virus, because it surely does not respect borders.
Thank you for your very enlightening words, Sabio. You are wise, indeed.

5:06 pm January, 18 soy bomb said...

The smell of “daddy issues” is strong with this quartet.

6:21 pm January, 18 Collaz B. Popped said...

I was wondering where Frankie Mercurio was during all of this – he could be put to some use here.

WWFMD?

6:45 pm January, 18 doucheywallnuts said...

Everyone knows that Internet posters are 100% truthful in their assertions as to yearly salary, value of their home or condominium, the kind of cars they drive, the frequency of sexual congress they may have with women they happen to get to pose for a picture with, the exotic location where they live, etc. So surely Sabio isn’t really a wash-up boy-toy for older sugar daddies, or a washed out male stripper with a blown out O-ring, or a club-hopping douchebag who saves his tip money all year so he can spend a week at a 5-Star resort with other cretins who have the same, depressing lifestyle. He’s a jet-setting, successful businessman who lives the life everyone wishes they had. Sure.

6:50 pm January, 18 Captain Obvious said...

@Mr. B Popped, would he ass fuck the shit out of people?

7:31 pm January, 18 Wedgie said...

@D. Wallnuts:
I was totally serious when I said I am a multihundredaire.
I happen to have six, count ’em, six Franklins.
Rollin’ phat, baby.

8:18 pm January, 18 Cowtown said...

Brad is one of those guys when you first see him you think he might be kinda hot… but then you see him up close and you realize his skin makes him look like he’s 45..

He’s had his tits sucked out and reduced twice from steroid abuse and he grew b*tch tits. He has hair plugs and he is in serious denial that his time is over.

The funniest part isn’t even physical though.. the second he opens his mouth you cant help but laugh.. I dont know if its the steroid abuse or the weed addiction but there is something too funny with his voice, its like 5 octaves too high.. wish I could post a sample. Haha oh Brad – you’re my entertainment 😛

8:20 pm January, 18 My real name said...

These guys in the pic are living the high life, so y’all need to get one (a life). Your sweaty jealosy is palpable. I too am rich, attractive, live in multi-million condo, drive a Bugatti, and spend three months out of every year on tropical beaches getting drunk off $500 scotch and fucking super models.
Pathetic, shrimp-dicked nerds like yourselves need to quit jacking off all over your computer screens to pictures of my generous biceps in your mom’s basement. Get a f’ing job that doesn’t involve saying “How my I help you?” all day long, and do something worthwhile with your lives. Ending it via one 12-gauge blast through the roof of your mouth would be a great place to start. No living being in the universe would miss you for a single millisecond, excepting perhaps your scabies.
I rule. You all suck. It is ablsolute truth because I said so.

8:22 pm January, 18 My real name said...

BTW, your girlfriend/wife sucked my monster 14″ cock and loved it. She mentioned how unsatisfying you are in bed while I was busting my quart of nut juice all over her face. How do my balls taste when you kiss her? Musty and rank? You know you love it!

8:23 pm January, 18 All Talk said...

Brad ur so tough online but I have witnessed you back right down in real life.. My friend called him out for being shady in the industry and the first thing Brad does is call him and say (this is a real quote from Brad’s mouth) : “i’m a lover not a fighter bro” and proceeded to apologize again and again

8:27 pm January, 18 Sabio said...

haha that’s right!
These people love to hate on guys like us .
This is so funny i’m laughing my ass off lol

8:31 pm January, 18 MV said...

Haha Brad ur 30 yrs old and ur participating in a juvenile online war – I thought you were ‘better’ than this – obviously not

8:32 pm January, 18 My real name said...

Shut the fuck up Sabio. You make your money whoring yourself out like the rest of these internet turds. You’re just as weak and pathetic as them and you know it, which is why you talk smack with total anonymity. I nailed your girl too. That’s why she was all loose and sloppy. Hope my nut piss tasted good when you were eating her out.

9:42 pm January, 18 Stephanie said...

3 months in Mexico,why? You picking vegetables down there? Is that your job?

11:05 pm January, 18 Cheap London escorts said...

It is safe to say that Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kids franchise family initiatives Gugino put on the map. The original was produced on a modest U.S. $ U.S. 35 million budget and grossed over $ 200 million.

11:34 pm January, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Nut piss”
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It doesn’t get much more awesome than that.

12:02 am January, 19 lmfao said...

how pathetic? not the picture…all the comments. who cares if theyre gay or not? how old they are? or even who they are? and fuck if i made money like that, fucked pussy like that, and had time to put that much effort onto my style and looks…id be bragging it up! those who are offended by the ‘douchebagginess’ of this photo and feel the need to attack these people verbally are pretty pathetic, if u had it all u def wouldnt be knocking it. cmon everybody, take ur hottest pic and lets have a contest…we will rate u all from 1-10 and lets see where u are on the scale beside this pic. baaahahahaaa thanx for the entertainment! ps-sabio doesnt seem truely bothered by this according to his comments, read it as it is.

2:12 am January, 19 Canadian Pharmacy said...

I am confident that the last man Rambles confusion. If you’re going to start to make sense I think my head might explode.

6:06 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Great, now you guys have pissed off the
Canadians. We’re fucced.

6:22 am January, 19 ponygurrrrrrlie said...

deep down brad is bothered by the cmnts hensh why he continue to reply with little remarks of HAHAH or THIS IS SO FUNNY it shows he does care enough to have the time to write out some stupid remark. so he is just as shallow and as low and pathetic dirt as the rest of us. face it.

6:28 am January, 19 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@Wedgie:
Yeah, but I wouldn’t worry too much about them DDoS-ing the site like the Aussie Zyzz-fags did. At least, not in the middle of hockey season.

6:36 am January, 19 Wheezer said...

@Jacques, 11:11 a.m. (01-18-2011) –
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It’s cool though. You can’t expect much from anyone that consistently spells “you” as a single letter.
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I think I’m going to quit jacking off to Sabio now and start jacking off to ‘y-o-u.’ That’s not gay, though, since I plan on leaving right away and avoiding all that fuccen cuddling shit.

6:38 am January, 19 Collaz B. Popped said...

@Captain Obvious –

I dont know if he would “Ass Fuck the shit out of people”…(Very eloquent)…..you’d have to deal with him directly.

FM seems like a cool guy, ask him.

6:39 am January, 19 Collaz B. Popped said...

If the above was a Stackhouse reference/quote, forgive me.

Certainly has that style.

7:01 am January, 19 leighann said...

ok i am one of sabio’s so called FAT FANS and have been for 3 years. When he lays out a plan of attack for business he doesnt sit back and do nothing. He drives forward putting all plans into effect. He is one that I idolize. I do not consider him entertainment, i consider him a friend. As for him being washed out and old, i have been to his shows, he has more life and energy in his routine that the 20 year olds that work for him.. As for the other guy in the pic, he is from my home town and i know him personally, he is a sweetheart and the blonde is not an arrogant bitch, she is a beautiful person. The whole lot of them are so much fun to hang out with.They enjoy life to the fullest. At least they can say they have done everything they had wanted to in life, can you???

7:06 am January, 19 Wheezer said...

At least they can say they have done everything they had wanted to in life, can you???
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Hmmmmm, fluffed male porn stars and posed shirtless in nightclubs. What about her, though?
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Oh, let us aim so high, fellow hatter grasshoppers.

7:07 am January, 19 leighann said...

And furthermore, when the going gets tough, they act as true friends, i know they have bailed out girls that have gone to thier show when thier car broke down, driven a drunk girl and her friend to thier hotel, being total gentlmen the entire time. They are arrogant when in the thier role of a stripper, but when the show is done they are completely different, they hurt just like all of you, and they have feelings just like all of you, so why dont you do us all a favor and take a good hard look at yourselves before your so quick to judge!!! Oh and by the way this is my real name because i am not a chickenshit!!

7:11 am January, 19 leighann said...

@ wheezer

And as for the girl, her hair color is a choice in life and it suits her well, she is in another group as well, there are many jobs in this world and someone has to do it, i bet you have spent a fair share of time in a strip club, gawking at all the mysterious beauties, but you sit back here on this computer and trash the very thing you have all seen yourselves… its a job and someone has to do it.,ITs called entertainment hunny for your pleasure not for your criticism!!!

7:31 am January, 19 Wheezer said...

Yikes!
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ITs called entertainment hunny for your pleasure not for your criticism!!!
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That statement alone has the outdated “If you have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all” written all over it. “Everyone’s a winner,” too, I suppose.
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(blorf)
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“Hunny,” if you’re in the entertainment business, criticism (both good *and* bad) is part of the game. If you don’t like the putdowns, get out of the business.
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Have I spent time in strip clubs? Actually, not much at all. I never truly saw the draw. Yeah, there were naked women grinding (sort of) on guys. That happened at many of the parties I attended. But the only common factor was the posturing, such as what’s exhibited by the choadwanks pictured on this website. Why the hand gestures and duckface in so many photos? How did that become a Pavlovian response to a camera?
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That’s what we “hatters” mock: the posturing and preening of the scroteclowns who may or may not tattoo their names on their hands, apparently so they remember what to shout when they’re fondling themselves. I guess Sabio’s a lefty – if he’s Jewish and can work a camcorder, perhaps he should hook up with Stackhouse.
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And what’s with Brucie’s frosty fauxhawk? Did he actually wake up one day and think, “Hey, I’d look hot like that”?

7:32 am January, 19 Wheezer said...

If you don’t* have something nice to say…..
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Who wants to be my fuccen editor?

7:37 am January, 19 leighann said...

First off they are use to the negativity from the jerk offs like you, do you guys realize that your not affecting them at all. That is is your girlfriends/wives,sisters, even mothers that are attending thier shows and paying them money to do what they do.. That is what drives men like you crazy. That alone drives you into a fit of rage, and anger. Could this jealousy possibly be derived from the fact that a girlfriend or wive left you for a so called douchebag??? hmmmm maybe thats what has caused you to be such a dick!

7:43 am January, 19 Wheezer said...

Nope, we mock because we know this: if it weren’t for advertising, douchewanks and their sycophant defenders (that’s you, leighann) wouldn’t know how to act.

9:03 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Wow, Wheezer, she called you a dick. Dude, you are soundly beaten now.
I haven’t seen such a sound thrashing in some time, my good man. Call me if you need to be talked off the ledge.

9:50 am January, 19 ponygurrrrrrlie said...

this is just so fun i do not want this to end. hey leighann shut the fuuuuckkk up your no better then the rest of us participating on this site. moron.

“he has more life and energy in his routine that the 20 year olds that work for him”

this hyped from all the supplements and steroids he’s on that caused his 3inch dick. without that hype that he brings he’s WASHED UP hes grandpa stripper it’s time to know when to quit ol pal.

10:04 am January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

WWFMD?!

10:04 am January, 19 CalgaryBabe said...

I’m not sure how you can LMFAO Brad when you have no ass to speak of … how can someone who claims to work out so hard have such a small, flat ass?? You’re one of those guys that does all of the upper body work outs in the gym, thinking big arms is all that matters.

Sleeping with girls doesn’t make you straight … not when you’re buried as deep in a closet as you all are. What’s hot about a guy that has frosted tips and has a better gayface than Johnny Weir (fruity figure skater for those that don’t know)?

Here’s a tip for you: you’re barely working off a 4 on the hot meter, your gay-ass dance routines make you look ridiculous!! You’d be better off to just stand there with your 3-inch di*cks than flitter around on stage like bad backup dancers on a Britney Spears tour.

Any psychologist will tell you that someone who needs to brag about all things in life are the ones who are the most insecure and probably have nothing to speak of. Enjoy your Mexican vacation … I hear that’s the best spot to pick up homos.

11:49 am January, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Awesome looking club. Shirtless male strippers complete with vinyl Corona Extra banners everywhere. Wish I was there right now, but the bouncer’s probably more selective than the dude at the SkyBar on Sunset. I could never play video poker at a club this exclusive.

11:49 am January, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This thread has turned into something great, btw.

12:01 pm January, 19 ponygurrrrrrlie said...

this thread is so much fun

3:21 pm January, 19 Your Average Rocker Bag said...

Wow, this thread made my day. Thanks to all that participated. It’s funny when people pretend that they don’t care what others say about them but continue to defend their own douchey behaviour.

8:41 pm January, 19 Sabio said...

Okay.

I confess. See the guy with the tats? Last month, a doctor pumped a quart of his semen out of my stomach.

8:42 pm January, 19 Cheyenne said...

He’s telling the truth.

It was my semen.

9:56 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

And scene.

6:43 am January, 20 MoeDouche said...

Sabio and ‘her’ followers are too dumb to realize that this site is a comedy skit. The show keeps going as long as they keep trying to rewrite the skit.

12:35 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

An amazing thread…a howler monkey on crank pinpalling around in a tiny cage kindz o fun.
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I left just after the references to ham wallets…and came back to this HUUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE cultural clash.
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I’m now slugging all my correspondence with teh following PS: “Your sweaty jealosy is palpable.”
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I’m fist-pumping the shit out of this thread.
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GET me SOME…incontinence garments.
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12:38 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

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“Sleeping with girls doesn’t make you straight …”
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Words to live by…
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1:26 pm January, 20 ponygurrrrrrlie said...

sabio couldnt have that much semen with the size of balls he has lmao

4:02 pm January, 21 Mrs Draper said...

Million dollar condo … Mexico …. blah blah blah … NOBODY CARES.
Did it ever occur to you that not EVERY woman in the world is impressed by the vapid, materialistic “life” you lead? You’re orange, your tattoos are ugly, you’ve got a MAJOR case of ‘roid rage (which explains the need to “cuss out” total strangers on the Internet) and if anyone got in direct contact with your hair, I feel like they would suffer second-degree puncture wounds at the very least. On top of that? You know what? You’re not even all that attractive. There is SO MUCH GOING ON, that I’m completely turned off.
Get off the tanning bed. Take a shower. Put on a clean, unembellished shirt. Invest in a dictionary, thesaurus, and “The Elements of Style” so that you can write a coherent sentence. Buy a nice, NORMAL house in a non-pretentious geographic location. Speak from the heart instead of from your dick. Then maybe you’ll get somewhere other than the prescription aisle for that pesky chlamydia.

Oh, and @leighann, every time you misspell “THEIR”, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens. You stupid bimbo.

1:25 pm January, 22 Anonymous said...

If my woman went to one of their shows, I would take a long look in the mirror, reflect on my manhood, and then dump her for the stupid, shallow slut she is.
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I don’t go letting women put their titties in my face, and my girl better not be letting these tattooed, primping, egomanical, troglodytes wave their greasy dicks, asses, or hands in her face.
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Think of the kittens. Niiiice Mrs. Draper.

9:23 am January, 24 LINDA said...

Just a little note, I was there and to tell you the truth the guys are nice looking until they speak. all cums out stupid and gay. So guys we all know that your are broke, gay and love man-ass. So just go.

4:53 pm January, 24 CanadianGirl said...

Whoa, this is all really patheitc! I`ve sat here and read all these comments, This is all fucking pathitic. Like really who sits here and bashes people? You say this site is for the douchebags, But honestly, All you people calling down the guys in these photos are fucking douchebags aswell. And what makes these guys look gay? Cause they take care of themselves? they look good ( Probably better then most of you!) And theres nothing wrong with them saying they stay in a milliondollar condo or in mexico for 3 months, or that they go roun saying they got money, THEY

4:59 pm January, 24 CanadianGirl said...

THEY work for it, oing something they like, Dancing, theres nothing wrong with Male strippers, there entertainers, And there good at it, they have enough balls to go out there and put on a show, And make it look good! And just because there bragging about having all this money and shit, isnt all that bad, THEY GOT IT SO WHY NOT FLAUNT IT?? . All you haterz are probably just poor little immature losers who have nothing better to do with there lives, but sit on the computer and talk shit, why not say it to them personally? Huh, to much of little bitches? got to sit on the computer put some gay ass name and talk smack? fucking pathitec! This is such a fucking joke, anways Haters only make people more famous. Lol. Anyway Thanks to all the people who were talking shit about people they don`t even know, Hope you all keep sitting your dumbass on you computer bashing people, who actually have a life, and are going somewhere and are somewhere rightn now,These playboyz got it, soo don`t let these haterz ruin your guys day, they just low lifes, 🙂

5:00 pm January, 24 CanadianGirl said...

Oh and if anyones going to say, well your sitting here talking shit on the computer, I know am too, 🙂

10:19 pm January, 24 Rodney King said...

Can’t we all just get along?

1:13 am January, 25 F. said...

I have a life, I have money (not “over the top money”, but the “place to live and no financial problems” money), I get some ass (just one ass, but she’d kill me otherwise). I could be one like them if I had the right attitude and made different choices, but I chose not to.
Do I regret it? Not really.

With that out of the way: they are douchebags to the infinity.

PS:
The postmodernism of this thread kills.

1:19 pm January, 26 Nicole said...

Its is too funny that so many of you are calling the dude “Sabio” and saying he has his own name tattoo’d on his hand lmao!!! I’ve known him for almost a year, he is nice. Not shy/modest by any means but if any of you looked like him you’d probably walk around naked lol
Anywho, try not to be so jealous and hateful, be happy with what YOU are and have.
ps~ Not all well groomed, good looking men are gay. 🙂 As much as that may have been making you ignorant buggers feel better about yourselves, sorry.

<3

3:51 pm January, 26 ponygurrrrrrlie said...

we know his names Brad moron. we are making fun of the sabio name.

10:10 am January, 27 Nicole said...

I’m a moron? bahahaha!! Sabio is not a name but acutally a Spanish word for …. hmmm nope. Not gonna give you the answer, try getting some ed-u-macation on your own. Maybe you’d have a hope at firing up some of those dead brain cells of yours ponygurllie? what does that mean, you look? smell? or are the size of a horse? LOL
Oh. And you think you know his name is Brad, but its really not that either. hahaha

10:38 am January, 27 Wheezer said...

Yes, Nicole/leighann, you’re a moron. You have this idea that getting the last word means you’re correct about this and every other thing you’ve ever said.
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And no, if I for one looked like him I would not walk around naked. Showing off like that is the very thing (douchebaggery) that we mock here. I wouldn’t need to garner that kind of attention since I have substance to offer the world. Sure, I would enjoy the attention hotties would give me, but that wouldn’t define my life. “Sabio” and his boytoys just aren’t wise enough to see that yet.
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I believe the other regulars have similar ideas, though they’re fully able to speak for themselves on this matter.

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