Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Chatroulette Douche Sees Boobies For The First Time
A narrative in the classic three act structure with character development, anticipation, set up, plot twist revelation and thematic resolution.
As taught by noted screenwriting guru, author Sid Field.
On the wagon. I have strayed from my flock. And Boobies.son.
That young woman has very large breasts; two of them. They are partially exposed, as is my weenus at this point in space and time. It looks much like the young man in the lower left photograph, Son.
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I’d like to twist her plot revelations and resolve my theme on her two-act structure, Son.
Pear, just does not belong, there.
Hoot owl dork douche has ruined my breakfast. 🙁
He’s thinking, “Damn! The one time I don’t see a random dong on chatroulette!”
Her boobs are so big she can only be fitted for bras using GPS.
Her boobs are so big she’s the UN backup plan for feeding a starving Haiti.
Her boobs are so massive she affects Chinese rocket launch calculations when she goes to the mall.
Her boobs are so round and full I expended in my pants when I saw them.
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Wait, that doesn’t fit the pattern…
Her boobs are so big she had to upgrade her webcam to HD just to get them all in one shot.
Her boobs are so big it takes a team of three yaks and a sherpa to get her bra off at night.
Young lady, please seat yourself and the girls on my casting couch.
Her boobs are so big I fell off the wagon already and am headed to extemebigboobgermanbukkakegirls.com Son.
Her boobs are so big NASA uses her areolas for radar telescopes
Her boobs are so big she has to type with pool cues.
Her boobs are so big her bicycle has to have a chain guard on both sides.
Her boobs are so big she has to lay down to put on her bra
Her boobs are so big her web cam is a Panaflex 35mm
Her boobs are so big they have vertebrae
Her boobs are so big Sonny Bono died on them. Son.
Her boobs are so big she has to shower in shifts.
Her boobs are so big when she jogs naked it sounds like the Largeman twins having a nude pillow fight using raw calf livers and pork bellies
Her boobs are so big you can only tit fuck her by sawing off your junk and tossing it down her cleavage.
Her boobs are so big they have their own Social Security Numbers.
Her boobs are so big they have their own congressional district.
Her boobs are so big Pamela Anderson orbits them.
Lower left pic looks like a gay blow-up doll. Not that I’d know anything about that.
Her boobs are so big when she needs a mammagram she has to go to Sea World.
Her boobs are so big the Kremlin wants her nipples for minarets.
Her boobs are so big they have Chilean miners stuck in them.
Darksocck has volunteered to drill shaft B.
We are better.
Her Boob’s are so big, her Boob’s boob’s are bigger than your girlfriends boobs!
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son!
Her boobs are so big you can stand facing away from her and still see them.
Her boobs are so big I can see them now, without the webcam.
Her areola are bigger than knee caps!
Her boobs are so big the Empire keeps trying to build fully armed and operational battle stations out of them.
Her boobs are do big they have a three-picture deal
Her boobs are so big I’m already sucking them tomorrow
Her boobs are so big there was once a movie called Godzilla vs Her Tits…
Her boobs are so big they have an opening act
Her boobs are so big Stephen Hawking has a theory about them
movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and HER TITS.
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i’m done….
Her boobs are so BIG they made a wish and turned into a grown man with the mind of a twelve year old dancing on a life-sized piano keyboard
her boobs are so B.I.G. that they were assassinated by rival west coast rappers
Those things are MASSIVE!!!
her boobs are so BIGGS that they starred in several coming-of-age comedies about losing your virginity to home baked pies
her boobs are so big they had to rename the restaurant Bob’s Little Boy
Fuck you guys are funny!
@Dark Sock
sawing of your junk and tossing it down her cleavage.
You are demented. The Mrs. is gonna love this thread if I let her take an hour off from work.
Hatters be trollin’: http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/01/10/craigslist-troll-u-so-hot/
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Ps. nice work ‘sock
Found one video of here in the link below. Perhaps the attention of those who post in the comments section should be directed towards her, no?
http://bustyandslim.net/blog/?p=9996
^Cleavage detective?! Do you actually work for the F.B.I (Female Body Inspectors)?
The chat quickly soured as Darla explained that they were in fact her dad’s balls.
never used chatroulette…now i have to… im go through all all the dicks just to meet her once!! T.T
Her boobs are so big they don’t return Spielberg’s calls.
Her boobs are so big their mass can only be estimated using arrow notation (for math nerds only).
Her boobs are so big the Coast Guard times their maneuvers around when she rolls over in bed.
Her boobs are so big they found the smiling, mummified corpse of her prom date under the right one during a thorough cleaning.
Her boobs are so big Elvis, Hitler and Bat Boy live there three months out of the year.
Did anyone else notice the boobs on the girl?
Her boobs are so big, the Census Bureau counted them as two citizens.
Her boobs are so big, she inhales helium to lighten them up.
Her boobs are so big, when she bowls she throws herself down the alley and makes ” headboards.”
Her boobs are so big, even the Lady Grace catalogue has to custom-make her bras.
Her boobs are so big, she got a job at the local carwash and was responsible for backing up traffic for three miles to get into the place.
Her boobs are so big, she’s the bouncing dot on sing-along duets.
Her boobs are so big, they areuge about who’s on first.
…argue…
Her boobs are so big, she has two holes for beehives close to her ribcage.
@Southern Scrotic, noones mentioned it thus far, why?
Her boobs are so big they’re huge.
Those tits are so big; when entered in a big tit contest they came in first, second and third!
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Son
Those tits ate so big.. The rack in the middle is so cars can get thru
Her tits are so big they arrive 15 minutes before she does.
Her boobs are so big they have their own lungs.