Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Chatroulette Douche Sees Boobies For The First Time

A narrative in the classic three act structure with character development, anticipation, set up, plot twist revelation and thematic resolution.

As taught by noted screenwriting guru, author Sid Field.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

On the wagon. I have strayed from my flock. And Boobies.son.

7:16 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

That young woman has very large breasts; two of them. They are partially exposed, as is my weenus at this point in space and time. It looks much like the young man in the lower left photograph, Son.
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7:17 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

I’d like to twist her plot revelations and resolve my theme on her two-act structure, Son.

7:20 am January, 19 NeverSayNever said...

Pear, just does not belong, there.

Hoot owl dork douche has ruined my breakfast. 🙁

7:32 am January, 19 Condouchious said...

He’s thinking, “Damn! The one time I don’t see a random dong on chatroulette!”

7:34 am January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big she can only be fitted for bras using GPS.

7:35 am January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big she’s the UN backup plan for feeding a starving Haiti.

7:36 am January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so massive she affects Chinese rocket launch calculations when she goes to the mall.

7:37 am January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so round and full I expended in my pants when I saw them.
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Wait, that doesn’t fit the pattern…

7:39 am January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big she had to upgrade her webcam to HD just to get them all in one shot.

7:40 am January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big it takes a team of three yaks and a sherpa to get her bra off at night.

7:46 am January, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Young lady, please seat yourself and the girls on my casting couch.

7:53 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs are so big I fell off the wagon already and am headed to extemebigboobgermanbukkakegirls.com Son.

7:59 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big NASA uses her areolas for radar telescopes

8:00 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she has to type with pool cues.

8:01 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big her bicycle has to have a chain guard on both sides.

8:01 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she has to lay down to put on her bra

8:02 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big her web cam is a Panaflex 35mm

8:02 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have vertebrae

8:03 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big Sonny Bono died on them. Son.

8:03 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she has to shower in shifts.

8:04 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big when she jogs naked it sounds like the Largeman twins having a nude pillow fight using raw calf livers and pork bellies

8:05 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big you can only tit fuck her by sawing off your junk and tossing it down her cleavage.

8:06 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have their own Social Security Numbers.

8:06 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have their own congressional district.

8:07 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big Pamela Anderson orbits them.

8:20 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Lower left pic looks like a gay blow-up doll. Not that I’d know anything about that.

8:21 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Her boobs are so big when she needs a mammagram she has to go to Sea World.

8:22 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Her boobs are so big the Kremlin wants her nipples for minarets.

8:23 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Her boobs are so big they have Chilean miners stuck in them.
Darksocck has volunteered to drill shaft B.

8:36 am January, 19 Boobs said...

We are better.

8:37 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her Boob’s are so big, her Boob’s boob’s are bigger than your girlfriends boobs!
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son!

8:40 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big you can stand facing away from her and still see them.

8:41 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big I can see them now, without the webcam.

8:41 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her areola are bigger than knee caps!

8:41 am January, 19 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big the Empire keeps trying to build fully armed and operational battle stations out of them.

8:42 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her boobs are do big they have a three-picture deal

8:43 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her boobs are so big I’m already sucking them tomorrow

8:44 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her boobs are so big there was once a movie called Godzilla vs Her Tits…

8:45 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her boobs are so big they have an opening act

8:46 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Her boobs are so big Stephen Hawking has a theory about them

8:47 am January, 19 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and HER TITS.
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i’m done….

8:58 am January, 19 jonezy said...

Her boobs are so BIG they made a wish and turned into a grown man with the mind of a twelve year old dancing on a life-sized piano keyboard

9:02 am January, 19 jonezy said...

her boobs are so B.I.G. that they were assassinated by rival west coast rappers

9:03 am January, 19 Anonymous said...

Those things are MASSIVE!!!

9:05 am January, 19 jonezy said...

her boobs are so BIGGS that they starred in several coming-of-age comedies about losing your virginity to home baked pies

9:06 am January, 19 jonezy said...

her boobs are so big they had to rename the restaurant Bob’s Little Boy

9:40 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you guys are funny!

9:46 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock

sawing of your junk and tossing it down her cleavage.
You are demented. The Mrs. is gonna love this thread if I let her take an hour off from work.

9:58 am January, 19 Blinded by the Shite said...

Hatters be trollin’: http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/01/10/craigslist-troll-u-so-hot/
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Ps. nice work ‘sock

10:02 am January, 19 Cleavage Detective said...

Found one video of here in the link below. Perhaps the attention of those who post in the comments section should be directed towards her, no?

http://bustyandslim.net/blog/?p=9996

10:08 am January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Cleavage detective?! Do you actually work for the F.B.I (Female Body Inspectors)?

12:08 pm January, 19 DarkSock said...

The chat quickly soured as Darla explained that they were in fact her dad’s balls.

12:50 pm January, 19 Bagitty Douche! said...

never used chatroulette…now i have to… im go through all all the dicks just to meet her once!! T.T

1:21 pm January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big they don’t return Spielberg’s calls.

1:22 pm January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big their mass can only be estimated using arrow notation (for math nerds only).

1:23 pm January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big the Coast Guard times their maneuvers around when she rolls over in bed.

1:24 pm January, 19 Deltus said...

Her boobs are so big they found the smiling, mummified corpse of her prom date under the right one during a thorough cleaning.

2:05 pm January, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so big Elvis, Hitler and Bat Boy live there three months out of the year.

5:28 pm January, 19 Southern Scrotic said...

Did anyone else notice the boobs on the girl?

6:28 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, the Census Bureau counted them as two citizens.

6:29 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, she inhales helium to lighten them up.

6:30 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, when she bowls she throws herself down the alley and makes ” headboards.”

6:31 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, even the Lady Grace catalogue has to custom-make her bras.

6:33 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, she got a job at the local carwash and was responsible for backing up traffic for three miles to get into the place.

6:33 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, she’s the bouncing dot on sing-along duets.

6:37 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, they areuge about who’s on first.

6:37 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

…argue…

6:39 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her boobs are so big, she has two holes for beehives close to her ribcage.

6:54 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Southern Scrotic, noones mentioned it thus far, why?

7:02 pm January, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

Her boobs are so big they’re huge.

7:19 pm January, 19 Jack and the BawlSac said...

Those tits are so big; when entered in a big tit contest they came in first, second and third!
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Son

7:22 pm January, 19 Jack and the BawlSac said...

Those tits ate so big.. The rack in the middle is so cars can get thru

6:37 am January, 20 Collaz B. Popped said...

Her tits are so big they arrive 15 minutes before she does.

7:49 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have their own lungs.

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